Sigma’s defeat (1st time though)

Holo light: In the year 20XX, a robot was developed by me, Dr. Light, the smartest scientist ever in the History of man kind. Anyway, its name was Rock (or Mega) Man X, or X for short. It was different from other robots because it had a mind or it’s own. It could think for its self, it could us reasoning. Yet, I was afraid that it might turn on humanity so I sealed him in a capsule in my lab, leaving other capsules and me, the light hologram. Many years later, in 21XX, a man named Dr. Cain found my lab and X’s capsule. Despite the warnings I had left on it, he activated X and made series of robots like X called Reploids. Yet, he was not as good of a scientist as me, so the Reploids had no form a conscience. Therefore many turn on humanity as I had feared. Soon though, Maverick Hunter squad was formed with Cain’s best robot as the leader. The squad kept Maverick activity in check for a while, but soon, Sigma himself went Maverick, taking the squad with him. X took it upon himself to stop this race he indirectly created. At first, he couldn’t do much, but the capsules I left are used to up-grade X with new artillery and that kinda stuff (rotates wrist clockwise and look to upper left corner). And even better, a Maverick hunter named Zero helps X. Now see X’s first battle with Sigma.

X: I got to go stop Sigma!
Zero: You do that.
X: (angry) Well maybe I will!
Zero: Yup.
X: (stomps off)
X goes 2 Sigma’s fortess
X: Alright! Any maverick who wants to take me on, do it now! Come on!
Chill Penguin(CP): I’ll be your first opponent! Come let us fight!
X: I’ll give you $10 to let me pass.
CP: Deal!
Holo Light: (show scenes while you hear Holo Light narrate) As X goes along, he does the same to the other Mavericks: Storm Eagle, Spark mandrill, Flame Mammoth, Armored Armadillo, Launch Octopus, and Boomer Kuwanger. Until Sting Chalemeleon(SC). (show X doing this in different view, in other words, different kinds of shots)
SC: Now, let us fight.
X: I’ll give you a buck to let me through.
SC: Deal!
X goes on to battle with bosses (Show all of them: Vile, Spider, Face, Tank, then Sigma’s dog. X give them 20 bucks each for them to destroy themselves. Their idiots.).
Later in Sigma’s area:
X: SIGMA!
Sigma: Here I am X! This sucks! You defeated all my Maverick minions in 20 minutes!
X: Actually, I paid them 10 bucks…
SC: What?! I only 1 buck!
Sigma: Silence! You in competent Mavericks! (annihilates mavericks) Now X, let us fight!
Sigma take’s of cap and is wearing a wig.
X: Omegas what’s on your head?!
Sigma: What?! It’s hair!
X: No that’s a wig!
Sigma: B-b-but everyone at the wig clinick said no one would notice!
X: Right…
Sigma: That’s it! You insulted my hair! Now you die!
X: Bring it on wig wearer!
Sigma: Uh, okay…
X: What?!
Sigma: Never mind! Fight!
Sigma starts to charge up light saber sword (lss).
After awhile-
Sigma: Ay minute now, any minute.
X: Zzzzzz…
Sigma: What?! You dare sleep on my level!
X: Wha?! Wha’s going on?
Sigma: I’m still charging my sword!
X: Oh. Well I brought a Magazine.
Sigma gets really mad. Sword is finally charged and he attacks X. He slices through the magazine.
X: You, you ruined my magazine. You ruined my magazine!
Sigma: So? It was just a magazine.
X: Oh yeah. Wait! Those where the latest weapons!
Sigma: Opps. Man! I love that magazine to! 
X: Your into Weapons Monthly?!
Sigma: Well yeah, ever since I became a maverick hunter.
X: Wow! Do you remember volume 10 issue 15?
Sigma: Yeah! Oh that issue had the greatest weapons ever! In fact, that’s where I got this sword. But it’s been laying in my backroom for a month.
X: Man, no wonder it took so long to charge.
Sigma: And how do you know it’s not supposed to take that long?! Huh?!
X: I’m a member, that thing’s only supposed to take a few seconds.
Sigma: Yeah. Oh! I just remembered I need to change the batteries on this. Then it’ll charge faster!
X: But aren’t those supposed to use those batteries that last 100 years?
Sigma: Well, uh, batteries not included and I only had duracells!
X: Oh. Well reme-
Sigma: Wait! We’re supposed to battle because you made fun of my wig! And my baldness!
X: Right, let’s go!
Sigma: Just let me charge my sword.
X: Oh my god! You son of a-
Sigma: Don’t swear! It’s a nasty habbit!
X: Riiiiiight (like Dr. Evil does in Austin Powers).
Sigma: Done. Now I attack you!
Sigma jumps off walls and attacks from behind but X pulls out his sword to block
Sigma: (Swords still locked in combat) Where did you get that awesome sword?!
X: Where do you think? Last months issue of Weapons Monthly!
Sigma: Oh. (jumps back and jumps off walls for a bit ad attacks) Die!
X turns around and uses Electric Spark to kill Sigma
X: Well, that was easy. (wait 3 seconds or so) What the heck! Why isn’t the game over!
X notices a door and goes through
X: What the heck’s going on?!
Sigma(in second form): Did you really think it’d be that easy to defeat me?
X: Well, uh, yeah.
Sigma: Fool! You dare mock me?!
X: Sure, why not?
Sigma: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! You will pay for your mockery of me!
X: Okay, um, how much do you want, I got 100 bucks.
Sigma: No! I mean we’ll fight!
X: oh. Well then, let’s go! (throws fireball at sigma) Uh, why didn’t that work?
Sigma: Idiot! I’m more powerful than last time! Now let’s fight!
X: okay.
Sigma uses fire wave to burn X
X: (burnt but alive) ‘cough!’ Okay, now I’m mad!
Claws on both sides of Sigma (go here and scroll to bottom to see) open and X fires energy beams (bout 6) at it. Does some damge.
X: ‘(thinking) Darn! (echoing like in cartoons) Hey, why is there an echo? Echo! Cool. (smiles at echo)’
Sigma: Why are you smiling?
X: My head echoy!
Sigma gets mad and attacks with Electric balls (there are multipule ones fire in 1 attack). X dodges all but one and gets hit. Dies and geos back to Sigma’s dog.
X: Darn it! Let me through!
Dog: No! 
X: But I gave you 20 bucks to destroy yourself!
Dog: That was last time. You need to pay me again for me to do it!
X: Okay. 
Gives Dog 20 bucks and dog explodes. X goes on to Sigma form on and kills with Fireball. Goes on to face final form of Sigma. Sigma attacks with Fire wave again but this time X dodges it. The claw opens and X fires 6 energy blasts. Does a bit more damage than previous time. 
Sigma: AHHHHH! (in pain) You’ll pay for that!
One claw swipes down to attack X. X jumps on claw and goes near Sigma’s head. Uses rolling shield. Does big damage.
Sigma: That hurt.
X: Well duh! That’s the idea!
Sigma: Attacks with claw. X dodges but sigma instantly attacks with Fire wave but claw isn’t back to original position and gets destroyed.
Sigma: You tricked me into destroying my own claw!
X: ah, no I didn’t! I got burned idiot! Your just trying to cover up your own mistake!
Sigma: So?!
5 second silence. Sigma attacks with other claw and X jumps on and attacks Sigma’s head with Rolling shield. 
Sigma: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
X: What? You’re still alive, just barely though.
Sigma: oh. Die X!
X: No you die!
Sigma: You!
X: You!
Sigma: You!
X: You!
Sigma: You!
X: You!
Sigma: You!
X: You!
Sigma: You!
X: That’s it! (fires a fire ball at sigma)
Sigma: Crud! 
Sigma dies in firey explosion. X transports back to home from beginning.
X: Hey Zero! I defeated Sigma!
Zero: Yup.
X: Dang it Zero you don’t give a frig about my acomplishements!
Zero: Nope.
X blasts Zero and walks away
X: I feel better.

End

(ad credits next week at Jack’sfinally charged and he attacks X. He slices through the magazine.
X: You, you ruined my magazine. You ruined my magazine!
Sigma: So? It was just a magazine.
X: Oh yeah. Wait! Those where the latest weapons!
Sigma: Opps. Man! I love that magazine to! 
X: Your into Weapons Monthly?!
Sigma: Well yeah, ever since I became a maverick hunter.
X: Wow! Do you remember volume 10 issue 15?
Sigma: Yeah! Oh that issue had the greatest weapons ever! In fact, that’s where I got this sword. But it’s been laying in my backroom for a month.
X: Man, no wonder it took so long to charge.
Sigma: And how do you know it’s not supposed to take that long?! Huh?!
X: I’m a member, that thing’s only supposed to take a few seconds.
Sigma: Yeah. Oh! I just remembered I need to change the batteries on this. Then it’ll charge faster!
X: But aren’t those supposed to use those batteries that last 100 years?
Sigma: Well, uh, batteries not included and I only had duracells!
X: Oh. Well reme-
Sigma: Wait! We’re supposed to battle because you made fun of my wig! And my baldness!
X: Right, let’s go!
Sigma: Just let me charge my sword.
X: Oh my god! You son of a-
Sigma: Don’t swear! It’s a nasty habbit!
X: Riiiiiight (like Dr. Evil does in Austin Powers).
Sigma: Done. Now I attack you!

X: Well, that was easy. (wait 3 seconds or so) What the heck! Why isn’t the game over!
X notices a door and goes through
X: What the heck’s going on?!
Sigma(in second form): Did you really think it’d be that easy to defeat me?
X: Well, uh, yeah.
Sigma: Fool! You dare mock me?!
X: Sure, why not?
Sigma: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! You will pay for your mockery of me!
X: Okay, um, how much do you want, I got 100 bucks.
Sigma: No! I mean we’ll fight!
X: oh. Well then, let’s go! (throws fireball at sigma) Uh, why didn’t that work?
Sigma: Idiot! I’m more powerful than last time! Now let’s fight!
X: okay.
Sigma uses fire wave to burn X
X: (burnt but alive) ‘cough!’ Okay, now I’m mad!
Claws on both sides of Sigma (go here and scroll to bottom to see) open and X fires energy beams (bout 6) at it. Does some damge.
X: ‘(thinking) Darn! (echoing like in cartoons) Hey, why is there an echo? Echo! Cool. (smiles at echo)’
Sigma: Why are you smiling?
X: My head echoy!
Sigma gets mad and attacks with Electric balls (there are multipule ones fire in 1 attack). X dodges all but one and gets hit. Dies and geos back to Sigma’s dog.
X: Darn it! Let me through!
Dog: No! 
X: But I gave you 20 bucks to destroy yourself!
Dog: That was last time. You need to pay me again for me to do it!
X: Okay. 
Gives Dog 20 bucks and dog explodes. X goes on to Sigma form on and kills with Fireball. Goes on to face final form of Sigma. Sigma attacks with Fire wave again but this time X dodges it. The claw opens and X fires 6 energy blasts. Does a bit more damage than previous time. 
Sigma: AHHHHH! (in pain) You’ll pay for that!
One claw swipes down to attack X. X jumps on claw and goes near Sigma’s head. Uses rolling shield. Does big damage.
Sigma: That hurt.
X: Well duh! That’s the idea!
Sigma: Attacks with claw. X dodges but sigma instantly attacks with Fire wave but claw isn’t back to original position and gets destroyed.
Sigma: You tricked me into destroying my own claw!
X: ah, no I didn’t! I got burned idiot! Your just trying to cover up your own mistake!
Sigma: So?!
5 second silence. Sigma attacks with other claw and X jumps on and attacks Sigma’s head with Rolling shield. 
Sigma: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
X: What? You’re still alive, just barely though.
Sigma: oh. Die X!
X: No you die!
Sigma: You!
X: You!
Sigma: You!
X: You!
Sigma: You!
X: You!
Sigma: You!
X: You!
Sigma: You!
X: That’s it! (fires a fire ball at sigma)
Sigma: Crud! 
Sigma dies in firey explosion. X transports back to home from beginning.
X: Hey Zero! I defeated Sigma!
Zero: Yup.
X: Dang it Zero you don’t give a frig about my acomplishements!
Zero: Nope.
X blasts Zero and walks away
X: I feel better.

End

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