Takua’s First Day as a Toa
by GaliGee

Scene: The shores of Lake Naho. Takua, the amnesiac Tohunga who in his 
wanderings helped the Toa save Mata Nui from Makuta, has become a Toa 
himself, the Toa of Light, in a miraculous transformation.


Takua [looking at his reflection in Lake Naho]: Wow, I DID turn out to 
be handsome.

[Gali climbs up the cliffs from the sea and walks up to Takua.]

Gali: Hello, Takua. How does it feel to be a Toa?

Takua: Great! Say, you remember how you said there was a bond between 
us? Is that still true?

Gali: Of course, Takua. There always will be.

Takua: Good, because I think it should get even stronger.

Gali: Takua! Stop that! What are you DOING? I’m your MOTHER!

Takua: My MOTHER? [sees Tahu approaching with burning fire swords] And 
Tahu - are you my - DAD? OW! Can I go back to being a Tohunga now? 
AAAAAHH! My butt’s on fire!

[Takua jumps into Lake Naho, with a loud hissing of steam]

Tahu: It’s about time that young ‘un learned some respect for his 
elders.

Gali: Aww, you’re so cute when you’re mad.

[They link arms and walk away. Takua emerges from the lake and sees 
Lewa, Kopaka, Pohatu, and Onua on the shore watching him.]

Lewa: Sorry, dude. Join the club.

Takua [twisting to look at his singed backside]: What club?

Pohatu: The Unrequited Love for Gali Club.

Takua: But she does love me! At least, I think so. You don’t understand.

Kopaka: We saw what happened. What’s to understand?

Onua: Look, just admit it. You’re like the rest of us. We’d give our 
left leg-piece for a night of sweet love with Gali, but she’s Tahu’s, 
so just get over it.

[Onua barely ducks Takua’s blazing light sword. The other Toa wrestle 
Takua to the ground face-down, and sit on his arms and legs.]

Pohatu: What’s the MATTER with you, Takua?

Takua [into dirt]: You’re talking about my MOTHER!

Kopaka: You made a pass at your mother?

Takua: No! Yes! I mean, I didn’t know she was my mother!

[The other Toa get off Takua and help him up.]

Onua: How could you not know she was your mother?

Takua: I lost my memory. How could YOU not know she was my mother?

Lewa: We lost our script.

Pohatu: Can you ever forgive us, Takua?

Takua: Sure, guys. You didn’t know. And besides, let’s face it, Gali - 
I mean my mom - IS a total babe.

Lewa: No kidding.

Onua: You’ve had a pretty rough time on your first day as a Toa. Let’s 
head down to the LEGO Studios Backlot, there’s a nice little latte shop 
there.

Pohatu: Latte is for Turaga. This young Toa needs his first Bula beer.

Kopaka: Hear, hear!

[They all walk away together, singing manly drinking songs slightly 
off-key.]

THE END