EASTER BUNNY: So, uh, did you hear the one about the Roman fitness 

(beat)

EASTER BUNNY: His name was Pontius Pilates. 

JESUS coughs and laughs at the same time, then sets the bong down.

JESUS: Aw man I can top that. Y'know what they called me back in high school when I used to drop LSD?

EASTER BUNNY: what? 

JESUS: Jesus, the acidic Jew. 

(both laugh)