EASTER BUNNY and JESUS are sitting on the couch in an apartment. EASTER BUNNY talks while Jesus sparks and takes a rip on the bong. 

EASTER BUNNY: Alright, so the dude goes into the Roman court and he goes up to the lead dude and he's all like, “Why do you have a bunch of rich white women positioned in sexually alluring postures?” The dude goes, “That's what I do, I'm Pontius Pilates.” (he giggles at his own joke) 

JESUS: (after coughing up a storm) That's......not really that funny dude. 

EASTER BUNNY: (exhales, exasperated) You're just butthurt because you got prosecuted by a Roman dude who probably laid more chicks than you, Mister-Thirty-Three-Year-Old-Virgin. 

JESUS: I was just being nice because I wanted to go along with this whole “Divine Plan” thing. I could have totally kicked his ass if I wanted to.

EASTER BUNNY: Oh yeah, I've heard that one before. Remember the first time we met? 

SCENE CUT-AWAY

JESUS is standing alone in a synagogue. Suddenly the EASTER BUNNY approaches him.

JESUS: Hey, I called for a Rabbi, not a rabbit!

RABBIT: I'm not just any rabbit, I'm the Easter Bunny motherfucker!

JESUS: Oh yeah? Well I'm Jesus Christ motherfucker!

RABBIT: Oh really? Fuck you.

JESUS: No, fuck you!

RABBIT: No, fuck you!

JESUS: I'm gonna kick your little bunny ass!

They fight, a la Matrix fight scene. Eventually JESUS dominates and has the advantage, after EASTER BUNNY fell to the floor. JESUS holds a gun to EASTER BUNNY'S head. 

JESUS: Dodge this.

As he fires the gun, he is slammed in the head by a brass menorah, held by the RABBI. JESUS crumbles to the floor, knocked out. 

RABBI: And that was my best Hanukkah menorah, too. Jesus.(He rolls Jesus over to examine him, then realizes who he has struck) Oh JESUS!!! What have I done?