EPISODE 1: THE ONE THAT INTRODUCES THE CHARACTERS At Sentai Fortress… Hikaru: Oh my god, the robots are attacking again! They need to take, like, a chill pill. I’d give them one but I’m totally down to my last pack. Takeshi: But I taught them flower arranging so they wouldn’t get bored! Why do they insist on all things violent? Oh woe is me. HaYaTo: Why do I always feel like something bad’s going to happen to me? *washing machine falls on his head* HaYaTo: Owww… Ryo: Go on then…enjoy the battle…I’ll just stay here, with Uplink…eat too much chocolate…then cry myself to sleep… Hikaru: Again with the depression, Ryo. Like, totally see a psychologist. On the bridge… Takeshi: Please, robots! Please stop this madness! All of nature must be preserved! Iron Drone 1: The human is correct. All nature must be preserved. Iron Drone 2: But this human has not used 100% organic hair dye! He has damaged our precious planet! Shoot him! Takeshi: No! I made it from squashed broccoli! I swear it! *robots fire missiles at Grand Titan* *large explosion* Hikaru: Those robots like totally blew up Takeshi! Omg! Oh well. HaYaTo: At least now the robots have used up their missiles on Takeshi, they won’t hurt me! *robots throw washing machine at Gate defender* HaYaTo: Oh come on, that’s stupid, where would they get a washing machine? *robots throw another washing machine at Gate defender* HaYaTo: OK, OK I get it! Keiken watching on camera from fortress: *sigh* They don’t work together! They can only beat the robots if they work as a team! Ryo: Is that all you say? Keiken: What? If I don’t criticise them, what am I good for? Ryo: Must be your age. Keiken: Oi! Ryo: I reckon you need a wife, Sensei. I heard there’s a speed-dating place on the robot side of the mountain. I’ll take you. Keiken: I do NOT need a wife! Ryo: You say that now, but afterwards you’ll thank me. Let’s take one of the secondary bridges…those dumb robots only ever attack one of them. NEXT TIME: KEIKAN AND RYO GO SPEED DATING! THE EXO FORCE TEAM GET TRASHED AGAIN!