EPISODE 11: THE MYSTERY OF THE WASHING MACHINES HaYaTo and his "friends" are attempting to discover the mystery of why washing machines keep falling on his head. They have laid a trap for the next washing machine... Ryo: Is everyone in postition? Hikaru: Totally. Takshi: La la la. I mean yes. Ryo: OK. HaYaTo, say something! HaYaTo: Well I'm glad no washing machines have fallen on me for the last few seconds. *washing machine appears in the sky, coming closer* Ryo: Here it comes....FIRE! *Hikaru and Takshi fire tractor beam, holding the washing machine in mid air* HaYaTo: Woohoo! We got him! *washing machine hits him on the head repeatedly* HaYaTo: Hey! Hikaru moving the tractor beam so it hits HaYaTo: Sorry I like couldn't resist. Takeshi: It says on the side of it....Property of the Daleks. HaYaTo: Garlics? AAAAA!! Takeshi: No, Daleks, the pepperpot things with death rays. HaYaTo: Oh, phew. That could have been dangerous. At least it's something nice and...wait...AAAAAAAA!!! On board a Dalek ship, floating over whatever freakish mutant Earth Exo Force is on.... Dalek 1: The human has discovered that we are behind the washing machines! Dalek 2: No! But we calculated that throwing washing machines at him would destroy him! Send a hit squad! Exterminate! Exterminate! At Sentai Fortress... Takeshi: My kitty sense is tingling! Danger is coming! *runs away screaming* Hikaru: She's right! I mean he's right! There's totally Daleks coming down from the sky! Daleks: Exterminate! Exterminate! HaYaTo: Oh dear. I'd rather have the washing machines. Daleks: OK! *10 washing machines fall on HaYaTo* HaYaTo: Owww!! OK OK I'll take my chances with the Daleks. Ryo: Wait, Daleks! Why do you want to kill HaYaTo? I mean, more than everyone else does? *Daleks land* Dalek 3: This human destroyed our leader, Dalek Sek! Hikaru: Oh, that black Dalek dude? He totally rocks! HaYaTo: Was that when I spent 6 hours firing missiles into the sky because I was bored? I saw a pretty big explosion after a while. Dalek 4: Yes. You destroyed our leader's ship! HaYaTo: Oh. Well sorry. Dalek 5: Not good enough. We want you to take revenge on you. We have already bribed your enemies, the robots, and purchased several of thier battle machines. Hikaru: Like, how did you bribe them? Dalek 3: We gave Meca One and the Queen a chest of gold. Gullible fools. Dalek 4: We challenge you, HaYaTo, to fight against our new battle machines. You will be armed with a small hammer. HaYaTo: Is it plastic? Dalek 5: No it's glass. HaYaTo: D'oh! 5 minutes later.... HaYaTo: What battle machines are you using? Daleks: We will use a remote control to...er, control 5 Sonic Phantoms. You will attempt to destroy them with your chosen weapon, a glass hammer. If you, fail you will be crushed into dust and served to our pet, Dalek dog, for lunch. *robotic dog with Dalek head walks in* Dalek Dog: Woof! Exterminate! Woof! Daleks: Begin the fight! *5 Sonic Phantoms start flying around, shooting at HaYaTo* HaYaTo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *hits one with the glass hammer, it breaks* HaYaTo: Well it was going to happen sooner or later. Where was I? Ah yes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *All Sonic Phantoms suddenly crash and explode* Dalek 1: Imbecile! You couldn't fly a paper aeroplane! Dalek 2: Oh yeah? Says the one who breaks every mirror he looks in! Dalek 1: Well what kind of name is Dalek 2 anyway? Dalek 2: It's better than Dalek 1! Dalek 1: Toilet plunger hands! Dalek 2: Dome head! HaYaTo: Woohoo! I win! Dalek 3: Technically yes, I suppose. Fine, we'll stop trying to kill you with washing machines, as long as you promise never to come near the Daleks again! HaYaTo: OK, bye. Another 5 minutes later... Hikaru: Like, how come HaYaTo gets his own episode totally to himself? Ryo: Well it was a rubbish one. Takeshi: Yeah it was terrible. Maybe the next one'll be better..........................Kittens! HaYaTo: Hey, where's Keiken been this episode anyway? NEXT TIME: KEIKEN RETURNS WITH SHOCKING NEWS!