EPISODE 12: EXO SCHOOL During HaYaTo's battle with the Daleks, Keiken mysteriously dissapeared. Now he has returned with horrible news. Keiken: I'm very sorry to tell you this but- Hikaru: The chill pills are gone? Takeshi: There's a kitten stuck in a tree? HaYaTo: The Daleks are coming back? Ryo: We're going to school? Keiken: No, no, no, and yes. I've been talking to the headteacher of that new weird school up the mountain and we've both agreed all these adventures are probably damaging your brains. HaYaTo: What brain? Keiken: Well, the others' brains at least. And you should really learn stuff. So school starts in 5 minutes, hurry! Hikaru: But I'm like totally too busy to go to school! Takeshi: Is there housewife class? Kitten class? Flower class? Ryo: I'm smart! Why do I need to go to school? HaYaTo: Sellotape!!! Keiken: Very nice HaYaTo. Now off you go. 5 minutes later... Teacher: Hello class, my name is Lord Onesuppence Flowery Abdab. I'll be your teacher. You can call me Mr Abdab. Hikaru: What a totally weird, like, name. Mr Abdab: I can see you're going to have to move to extra grammar class. Off you go, second room on the left, there's a skull on the door. Hikaru: Mr Abdab: Well, what are you waiting for? In Extra Grammar class... Teacher: Hello, my name is Mr Artichoke Smitherington Strawberry. It looks like you're the only one in the class. Now, you really need proper English skills, so read these dictionaries and this thesaurus. Ah, my job is so easy. In Mr Abdab's class... Mr Abdab: You in the orange! What's the square root of 963? Ryo: Is there one? Mr Abdab: No, you fool. Get out of my class, you bad influence. Ryo: But I- Mr Abdab: Abusing a teacher! I should expel you from this- *ring ring!* Mr Abdab: Excuse me children. *picks up phone* Hello, Mr Onesuppence Flowery Abdab speaking, how may I help?...No, we don't sell windows here.... Takeshi: We have to break out. These people are freaks. Should we get Hikaru out too? Ryo: I think he's probably happy enough. Let's not bother. What about HaYaTo? HaYaTo: I'm losing brain cells. Takeshi: He's fine. Let's go through that handy window. HaYaTo, make up some excuse. Mr Abdab: No we do not sell cheese either. I think you're thinking of somewhere else. Goodbye madam. *puts down phone* Where's my class? HaYaTo, did you eat them? HaYaTo: Maybe I did and maybe I didn't. Mr Abdab: AAAAAAAA!! Outside.... Takeshi: OK, we're out. Now, we need to get past the guard dogs and the electric fence. Ryo: Don't you think it's weird how there's so much security here? And why we're the only students? Takeshi: Maybe it's to keep the shool kittens safe. They do have kittens don't they? Ryo: It's more like an Exo Force prison than a school... *alarm starts ringing* Ryo: Oh no, Mr Abdab triggered the alarm! Takeshi: No, it's just HaYaTo. HaYaTo from window: I ate Mr Abdab, but he pressed the alarm in time! The guards are coming! Ryo: You ate him? HaYaTo: Well, I might have pushed him over, I can't remember much. Guards: The prisoners are escaping! I mean, the students are trying to go home early! Ryo: We know what you're up to, evil person! You're getting us out of the way so the robots can take over the mountain! Mr Artichoke Smitherington Strawberry: That's right! And now I have brainwashed your little friend too! Hikaru: Spiffing! Tea and crumpets! Destroy! Takeshi: Oh my, the horror! Ryo: How will we get out of this!? Dun dun dun! Takeshi: I wanted to say dun dun dun! DUN DUN DUN! NEXT TIME: LORD ONESUPPENCE FLOWERY ABDAB AND MR ARTICHOKE SMITHERINGTON STRAWBERRY TAKE ON EXO FORCE!