EPISODE 13: REVENGE OF THE COMPLETELY INSANE POSH TEACHERS Takeshi, Ryo and HaYaTo have all been captured (again) in thier new "school" by thier crazy teachers and an enslaved, well spoken Hikaru. Mr Abdab: Moohaha! Now we have you, we will...er, teach you. Yes. Mr Smitherington Strawberry: Hey, did you hear that crash in the next classroom? Mr Abdab: Probably nothing. Let's get on with our...teaching. Ryo: Don't bother, Onesuppence, if that is your real name. We know this is no school, it's a prison! You tricked a pensioner, kidnapped 3 kids and brainwashed another one. I don't kow the technical term- Takeshi: Well that's a pleasant chnage. Ryo: -but you're going to a proper prison for some kind of crime! Mr Smitherington Strawberry: Oh really? Perhaps you don't understand who we are. *rips off mask* HaYaTo: He's a reindeer!! Ryo: That's not a reindeer, you fool! It's Meca one again! Meca One: I know it's a bit of a con having two almost identical plans, but the masks were 2 for £10 at Disguises R Us. Mr Abdab: And I am... *rips off mask* The Queen: Me! Obviously. Takeshi: You've had your episode! Get off! The Queen: Hey, I'm a loyal accomplice to Meca One, I can be in whatever episode I like. Takeshi: If it gets out that the Queen and Meca One are working together, then you'll get sacked! You have two options. Either you surrender to the police now, or you bribe me with kittens to stay quiet. Which is it gonna be? The Queen: Kittens. Here's a box full. Box: Meow! Ryo: No kittens will bribe us! Or me at least. What do you want us here for, evil people? Meca One: Duh, so you're out of the way when we finally get the Striking Venom working again. And now you've blown it. So we'll blow you. In 1 minute this compound will self destruct, destroying all 4 of you. Then I will kill Keiken personally. See you! Wait, no, I will not see you. Bye! *teleports away* The Queen: Wait for me! *teleports away* Ryo: 50 seconds left! Where's the bomb? We have to defuse it! Takeshi: No time! Ryo: Yes there is. Takeshi: Well I can't be bothered. There are no kittens in this place so I'm out of here. To the door! 45 seconds later, outside the school.... Ryo: Hide behind this rock! I think the bombs probably big. Here it comes...3...2...1...countdown! *large explosion* Takeshi: Hey, that wasn't at the school! It's still there! Ryo: So where was the explosion? And why was it there instead of here? HaYaTo: And where's Hikaru? I don't remember seeing him for a while... 10 minutes ago, at Sentai Fortress.... Keiken: Hmm. I thought Mr Abdab told me that school ends at 3.30, but that was half an hour ago. I wonder why they aren't back. They probably got detention, those buffoons. I'd better go and find out what they did. At the school... Keiken: Where is everyone? And why are there guards around? This doesn't look educational at all. I'd better investigate in an overly difficult way. I could take the door, but I'll take the narrow vent in the wall. keiken, you're a genius. Guard: What are you here for, old man? Keiken: Never underestimate an old man, my metal friend. Guard: But I'm a human. Keiken: Never. *walks past guard* Guard: Whatever, wacko. In the vent... Keiken: According to my random guesses, the class room is nextdoor to the one underneath this panel. So if I go in here, I can sneak round. *knocks panel down* Keiken: I hope that wasn't too loud. Mr Smitherington Strawberry through the wall: Hey, did you hear that crash in the next classroom? Keiken: Oh well. I'll have to move quickly. *goes to the door of Mr Abdab's classroom* Keiken: It looks like...no! That's the Queen and Meca One! Hmm... *opens door, grabs Hikaru, closes door* Keiken: Hikaru! What's going on? Hikaru: Ow, my head...I think the grammar is wearing off. Totally. Keiken: Mind control through grammar? The horror! We have to get the others out. Hikaru: I think they've like put a bomb in the school somewhere. The others totally found out the school's a prison and now Meca One's like going to blow us all up! Keiken: How unsurprising. Why can't we be at war with evil monkeys? At least they have imagination. Where's the bomb? Hikaru: It's totally in the kitchen. I heard the Queen telling Meca One. It's useful being enslaved, they don't bother hiding stuff from you. In the kitchen... Hikaru: Listen! *zap* *zap* Hikaru: They've teleported away! Keiken: Yes, the timer's started. Only 1 minute! That's unfair, I thought there was something that said they have to give us 24 hours? Hikaru: That's only for movies. Keiken: Curses. Well, I can't defuse this thing. We might as well take it somewhere useful. Where will Meca One and the Queen have gone? Hikaru: How should I know, I'm a spy, not a tourist guide! Keiken: Probably back to the Striking Venom. They'll think the coast is clear to attack Sentai Fortress. How do they teleport? Hikaru: I think they use a little remote control. There's a spare in here somewhere, because Meca One's friend Devastator already went ahead to power up Striking Venom. Keiken: 20 seconds left to find a remote control in a kitchen. What a bizarre story. Hikaru: Here it is! In the cutlery drawer. Keiken: Ah, of course. So obvious. Hikaru: Why? Keiken: Do I have to explain everything? Just grab the bomb and press the button! *zap* On board Striking Venom... Meca One: There it is! Sentai Fortress! Take it down! *zap* Hikaru: Hi! *drops bomb* *zap* Meca One: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *large explosion* At the school... Keiken: Hello, Exo Force! Ryo: Keiken, what happened? Keiken: We blew up Striking Venom and saved you from certain death. Takeshi: But we saved ourselves. Keiken: I'm having my moment here, don't spoil it! Now let's all go back to Sentai Fortress and laugh in the charred face of Meca One. NEXT TIME: AN OLD CHARACTER RETURNS!