EPISODE 14: ROBOTINA'S REVENGE The second Striking Venom has been blown up by Keiken and Hikaru, along with Devastator and Meca One. The Queen has disappeared completely. One of Meca One's clones has already began construction of the third Striking Venom. Devastator: Hi I'm Devastatator, I'll be your new accomplice/someone to listen to your evil ranting. Meca One: I don't rant! I am the greatest villain in the world, and with the Striking Venom, I will crush Sentai Fortress and...I mean, that is to say, I WOULD say that, if I were the ranting type. Which I'm not. I don't rant. Devastator: Whatever. What of the Queen's disappearence? Meca One: Irrelevant. She was a human, I never liked her anyway. She was rich though. Lucky for us, I still have enough of her money to pay construction fees for the third Striking Venom. Devastator: The Iron Drones want paying now? Meca One: They're young, what do you expect? Full of young people's crazy music and ideas. Devastator: And Exo Force? Meca One: Well my last plan completely backfired, didn't it? And it was thier fault. If I'd just left them at Sentai Fortress I'm sure we could have taken them out. But my other clone was foolish and overcomplicated. He had to do everything completely over the top. Far too many explosions and unnecessary noises for my liking. Devastator: So what's your plan? Meca One: Fly a few Sonic Phantoms into the human side of the mountain and nuke the lot of em. Then Striking Venom III will take the rest of the world, manned by a decoy of myself, of course. Moohaha! At Sentai Fortress... Keiken: The robots haven't attacked in about...2 minutes! That's a record! They must be greiving for the loss of Meca One. *daydream* Devastator: We are gathered here today to say goodbye to Meca One. He was a gold robot, a gold robot, and above all, a gold robot. *daydream* Keiken: Oh I wish my brain wasn't so withered! I have no imagination. Now monkeys, they have imagination. Ryo: Sensei, you're being an old person again! Do you want me to take you speeddating again? Keiken: Please no! I don't want a repeat of Robotina... Robotina: What was wrong with me? Keiken: Yaargh!!! I mean hello dear. Robotina: You left me in that hospital to explode! You're lucky I make clones of myself like Meca One does. I decided it would be safer, since after I turned against him to run the speeddating place he put a price on my head. Any robot to capture me gets a free Fire Vulture and one gold arm. Hikaru: Omg it's totally you again. What are you doing back? We're, like, several episodes later now. Robotina: I have a right to be with my husband! Keiken: Husband? But we never got married! Robotina: Not yet! But I want to spend the rest of my life with you, and I'll make you pay for leaving me in the first place! *walks off* Keiken: What am I going to do? I don't want a psychopath bunny boiler chasing me around for the rest of my life! Takeshi: Why not give her kittens to go away? Keiken: Because that doesn't work on normal people, you freak of nature. HaYaTo: How about sending her a packet of sausages in the post? Keiken: How will that help? HaYaTo: It won't, but I'd be quite funny. Keiken: Oh you lot are no help at all. Maybe we can sell her to Meca One. A Fire Vulture might come in handy, the toaster's on the blink. Hikaru: Trade with the robots again? Well I suppose this time Meca One's the lesser of two evils. At robot HQ... Devastator: An e mail just came through for you Meca One. Meca One: Really? I never get mail! Let's see...."You have won a free telephone call 0800-IM-STUPID for details". Oh... Devastator: Wait, here's another one! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: keiken@sentaifortresspost.co.uk To: mecaone@robomail.com Subject: Robotina Hello, Meca One. I know we're not on best terms right now, but I Robotina here at the fortress. I understand there's a price on her head? Please contact me quickly because Takeshi wants to come on the computer and order more cat food. Yours sincerely Keiken ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Meca One: Does he think he can just give me a wanted criminal and get a whole Fire Vulture off me? Well he's wrong! Launch the Sonic Phantoms! Devastator: Launch the Sonic Phantoms! Iron Drone: Launch the Sonic Phantoms! Hoover: ......... Iron Drone: Oh fine I'll do it. At Sentai Fortress... Hikaru: Uh, Keiken, it looks like they totally don't accept our generous, like, offer. Sonic Phantoms: Hello! You go boom now! Keiken: Whaaa! Ryo: Why did you say "whaaa" then when you said "yaargh" earlier? Keiken: Everyone to the Mobile Defense Tank! Takeshi: But it only holds 2 people. Keiken: Close enough I'll go in the turret and you four in the front. In the MDT... Ryo: According to my calculations, if we get 5 miles in the next few seconds, we might avoid the blast with only minor poisoning. Hikaru: It can't be that bad. *BOOM* Ryo: Hold on! We're going down into the gorge! The radiation won't get us down there, although if we went outside now we'd burn. Hikaru: What about Keiken? Keiken: Oh the pain aaaaa!!!! Mutating! Ryo: He'll be fine. I think we avoided the blast, but Sentai Fortress wil be wiped out, including Robotina. Robotina: Oh yes? Well too bad because I hid in the back! Ha ha! I'm not stupid you know. Takeshi: Oh great, we've got no Keiken and no fortress. And we've got to camp here in the gorge for a whole night before it's safe to go back up. Ryo: Did you have to say that? It sounds much worse. NEXT TIME: WILL THE GANG SURVIVE A NIGHT IN THE GORGE?