EPISODE 15: CAMPING TRIP OF DEATH WITH EXTRA DOOM


Exo Force and Robotina have been forced to spend 24 hours camping in the gorge while they wait for Sentai Fortress to be safe again. Keiken hasn't been seen since the Mobile Defense Tank fell off the road and crashed into the mud.


Robotina: Omg, you lot are so boring! Are we just going to sit around for 24 hours?

Hikaru: That was the plan. Remember, we're totally taking you to Meca One. 

Robotina: Well fine. You humans can starve to death while I just set fire to all this unwanted hunting equipment I found. La la la...la la...oh look at it burn.

Takeshi: Wait...hunting equipment...food...*gasp* We're missing Ready Steady Cook!

Ryo: No, stupid! Robotina, give us the stuff!

Robotina: Fine here you go. There are probably some food sources around here.


Soon...


Ryo: OK, the trap's ready. Whatever that large animal is in the distance, it's ours.

HaYaTo: It's probably an umbrella. They taste nice.

Hikaru: Weirdo... Hey, here it comes.


*PING*


Takeshi: Yay! It walked right into the microwave. What did you use as bait anyway?

Ryo: A small dead...er, animal.

Takeshi: It wasn't...don't tell me it was a...please no...

Ryo: I'm sorry Takeshi, but it was already dead, I swear! THE KITTEN WAS ALREADY DEAD!

Takeshi: Kitten?! RAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!


*eats Ryo*


Takeshi: Mmmm, nerdy.

Hikaru: Takeshi! Spit him out!

Takeshi: Oh yeah, he doesn't actually taste very nice.


*spits out Ryo*


Ryo: Don't do that again!

HaYaTo: I'm normally against saying something intelligent, but isn't our mystery meal done yet?

Hikaru: He's burning! Nooo!


*microwave opns and Keiken falls out, completely burned*


Keiken: Ow! Ow ow ow! I'm not a bear!

Ryo: Keiken? I thought you were dead?

Keiken: I would have been if I hadn't thought to jump out of the tank and fall down here before the radiation melted me. I can fall much faster than you can drive, you know. Where's Robotina?

Hikaru: I, like, totally don't know. She said she was going to stay with the tank but I don't see her over there.

Robotina: Here I am!


*jumps out of tank*


Keiken: Oh great. As if this wasn't bad enough...ahem, hello, darling Robotina. How've you been during my unfortunately short absence?

Robotina: Terrible! These students of yours are FREAKS! Can you please just take me to Meca One?

Keiken: We can't go back up the mountain until the radiation clears, and even then we won't have any fortress or battle machines. You're goijng to have to stay with us for the next few hours at least.

Robotina: Oh woopee. Have you got any food? I don't eat but I'd rather you stayed alive because I don't know how to drive the Mobile Defense Tank.

HaYaTo: I always carry emergency dust but it won't feed five of us. 

Ryo: OK. HaYaTo, eat the dust. We'll find some food.

Hikaru: There's totally like a bush over there. Maybe it has berries in it.

Keiken: Mmm precious berries. Yes there's some here!


*several berries later*


Hikaru: Oh, I don't feel very good.

Ryo: Me neither. I think those berries were poison.

Robotina: Oh this is so boring. I'm off. Enjoy the rest of your camping trip, I'm going to hand myself into Meca One. Maybe he'll let me off the deconstruction penalty if I plead guilty.


*walks off*


Keiken: Woohoo! Stalker lost! We can stop faking it now, everyone.

Ryo: Finally. And by the time we get back up there, we should be safe from poisoning.

Hikaru: We'll need a new home remember, and new battle machines.

Keiken: Oh I have a plan...

Takeshi: Please no...


NEXT TIME: EXO FORCE NEEDS A NEW HOME! AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET IT...