EPISODE 16: A NEW FORTRESS After Sentai Fortress was destroyed in a nuclear explosion, Keiken and Exo Force are looking for a new base. They have gone to the ultimate place for buying flatpack battle headquarters-Argos. Keiken: Ooh, this one transforms into a base, then a car, then a boat. Why would you want your base to turn into a boat, in case Meca One drops water bombs on us? HaYaTo: I've found something good! Hikaru: You've found us a new base? HaYaTo: No, I found this chewing gum on the floor. It still has most of its original colour too. Yummy. Ryo: Here we go...this one's even called Sentai Fortress! Takeshi: That's made of Lego, Ryo. Keiken: Ha, as if my hair's that straight in real life. And look how square my legs are! I'm too short! Takeshi: Ooh I'm getting this. Hikaru: That's, like, a plastic box with holes in it, Takeshi. Takeshi: It's for the kittens not for us. Keiken: You're all useless! I'll make Sentai Fortress myself out of wood! Hikaru: Ha! Good luck. It'd take like years to do that with only one man. And you're totally old, you couldn't lift hammer. Keiken: I'll have you know I can lift a chair if someone holds my backbone in place and I have a lie down for half an hour afterwards! HaYaTo: We could make the fortress from toilet paper. Ryo: Yes! Look here! It's a perfect replica of the fortress! Hikaru: But it's totally like pink. Keiken: Close enough. Woah, £35000! Takeshi: We could ask Meca One for compensation. Then we'd be able to afford it. Keiken: That's not a bad idea...we'll take him to court over it! All we need is a lawyer... At the law firm... Mr Agronaxapopolaxaraxacoricoicofallapatroius: You've come to the right place, Mr Keiken. You have a very good case against Mr One. Now if you win, my fee is £100. Keiken: That should be OK if we win. How much money will he give us? Mr Agranaxapopolaxaraxacoricoicofallapatroius: Well we should probably try for £50000, enough to pay for new home, and then you should get loads for emotional stress. The whole ordeal has clearly sent that one over there completely crazy! HaYaTo: Tra la la. Anyone for chicken? I traded somebody a Kit Kat for it. Keiken: Yes that's er, all to do with this incident. Nothing unrelated or anything. Mr Agranaxapopolaxaraxacoricoicofallapatroius: Well you're in court tomorrow. It was easy to find a place for you, people don't like going into court since we changed the jury. People say they're all crazy. Anyway, I've sent a letter to Mr One informing him of the hearing. In the robot base... Devastator: Meca One, there's a letter for you. Looks quite posh. Meca One: Oooh let's see. Dear Mr One, you are expected to appaer in court on the 20th October following a complaint made against you by a Mr Keiken. Oh why do I never get any good post? I suppose I'll have to go...and I was so happy about destroying Senati Fortress, and now I have to foot the bill for a new one. When I'm leader there won't be any more trials like this. If they do something wrong, I'll burn them! Moohaha! Devastator: What if you're not sure if they did it or not? Meca One: Well then there will be a meeting of some kind where I sit and bang a hammer while the criminal pleads his or her innocence. It shall be called...a trail. Devastator: Oh whoopee, I can't wait for the first trail, oh great one. NEXT TIME: MECA ONE GOES ON TRIAL FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF SENTAI FORTRESS! ARE THE JURY REALLY AS MAD AS PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE?