EPISODE 18: ATTACK OF STRIKING VENOM III Meca One: Perfect! This version of the Striking Venom is excellent! What was my old body thinking with the old design?! So boring and dull. Hardly any weapons at all! And how could he have left out the- Devastator: Hey, don't give it away yet! We have to have a dramatic unveiling later. Meca One: Well what do you think of it? Devastator: I think it's horrible. You've been standing too near the radiator again haven't you? At the new Sentai Fortress... Keiken: Well, it's been a hard build, a hard deconstruction, and a hard rebuild, but we finally finished the new fortress. Takeshi: Finally the kittens have somewhere to go when it's raining! Robotina: And I have somewhere to hide from Meca One. I promise not to be such an evil wife from now on Keiken. Hikaru: Like, whatever. Where's the chill pills? Ryo: And the new lab is better than the old one. I'll be able to fix battle machines faster! HaYaTo: That's a good point. I need something to eat! Keiken: No no, the good point is that we don't have any battle machines! We need to get some! Maybe we can steal some of the robot ones until we come up with another stupid scheme to make money. Takeshi: Time for more illegal adventures! Ryo: We still have the Mobile Defense Tank. Let's drive over there and get a couple of Thunder Furies. Hikaru: No way! I'm like totally getting a Fire Vulture. I cry every time I destroy one, they totally rock so much. Robotina: The place where they keep all the battle machines is just across from here. I'll take you. Keiken: HaYaTo, you'd better find some Senties for you and Ryo. HaYaTo: Dnbckjhvdfgnflvhlcdvbldfjgofll. Keiken: All right then. Let's go. On the robot side of the mountain... Robotina: Here's the garage. Help yourself. Hey, there's Meca One's battle machine that comes with the Lego Sentai Fortress. I think I'll blow it up and leave him a nasty note. Takeshi: Oh these battle machines are all so violent. Black is a bad colour. Hmm...this is a garage, so where's the paint? Ryo: Over here, with the brooms. What colour do you want? Takeshi: Pink please. Ryo: What a surprise. Those robots are going to be so scared of a pink Thunder Fury. Takeshi: Take that back you hurtful person! Hikaru: Wow these Fire Vultures are like totally fantastic. I'm taking this back to the fortress. Come on you two. Wait...two? Where's HaYaTo? Takeshi: He said something about seeing a frog about an unbrella. I don't know who's been messing with his head... Keiken: Oi! Hurry up you three! I can't keep distracting those guards much longer! I'm almost out of grenades! Robotina: Keiken's right. Let's get out of here. At robot HQ... Devastator: Meca One? Meca One: What? I'm gold. Devastator: Very nice, but 2 Sentries, A Thunder Fry, a Fire Vulture and a pot of pink paint have gone missing from the hangar. And your battle machine is in peices. We found this note left on the ashes. Meca One: "Sorry, Meca One, but I really hate you." Hmmm, must have been Robotina, that traitor. She's helped the humans get battle machines. But I don't care, Striking Venom III is far more powerful than anything they can throw at us! Devastator: Should we attack now? I'm so bored of waiting while you just rant on and on. Meca One: Yes. The time is right. But Striking Venom III is far to heavy to walk now. Use the new uilt in teleporter to move us onto the Tenhii Bridge. Devastator: Can't we just teleport straight there and skip the battle? Meca One: Of course not, we have to give them a chance to find a ridiculously easy solution, don't we? I mean, crush all humans! Hmmm...that's a rubbish slogan. We need a better one. I'll think about it during the battle. *ZAP!* At Sentai Fortress... Hikaru: Omg! Like, look out there! Keiken: I feared this would happen. Meca One's gone completely nuts! Takeshi: It's amazing! HaYaTo: It's a chicken! Ryo: It's STRIKING VENOM 3! HaYaTo: Oh yeah, it is. Meca One: Welcome to your doom! No, wait.....Violence is golden! I like that. No...Meca One is golden! Yes. Perfect. No...Gold! Yes. Robotina: Quick, we have to destroy it! Get to your stolen illegal battle machines! *all get into stolen illegal battle machines* Takeshi: Eat pink firepower, wacko robots! *lots of missiles and lasers hit Striking Venom III* Meca One: WHA-!? I've taken damage! But this is the ultimate battle machine! Impossible! Illogical! Hikaru: Aim for the cockpit! Meca One: No no, aim for the horse! I never liked the horse! *all shoot at Meca One* Meca One: AAAAAAAA! Breaking...burning....Windows is shutting down I mean I'm shutting down! Ryo: Oh well that wasn't so hard. Meca One took off all the things that made it invincible and added a load of junk. Keiken: Maybe so, but it's valuable junk! We can decorate the entire fortress with this useless stuff! Robotina: And now Meca One is dead, he might have ran out of clones! We can be free! Possibly... Takeshi: We'll just have to wait and see. HaYaTo: I need some umbrella. Tasty umbrella. NEXT TIME: A NEW DISASTER THREATENS SENTAI MOUNTAIN!