EPISODE 19: HAYATO DOES IT COMPLETELY WRONG AGAIN


After the suprisingly easy defeat of Striking Venom III, Exo Force has nicked all the cool junk off it and flogged it. Unfortunately, a few minutes later, Meca One's backup army, led by Devastator, have finally turned up.


Devastator: What the!? Striking Venom III is destroyed! And Meca One is dead. I told you we didn't have time to wait for the Acid Show to finish!

Iron Drone 1: Sorry. But this unit loves acid.

Iron Drone 2: And so does this one. Acid!

Devastator: Fools. Hmmm...well Exo Force has already left, and Meca One is finally out of the way. I have complete control of the robot army, free from my life of slavery forever.

Iron Drone 1: So what are you going to do?

Devastator: Well I'd better wake up one of the other clones. Sigh.

Iron Drone 2: Or, you could download yourself into one of the clones' bodies and destroy the rest. You'd make a much better leader than that gold plated dustbin. 

Devastator: I would, wouldn't I? Where's the clone room?

Iron Drone 1: The same place it always was, nextdoor to Meca One's office. Or should I say, your office, great leader.

Devastator: Oooh I'm liking this. Set up the downloading software. I'm leaving silver behind for good. And as for you two...how do you feel about being the prince and princess of acid?

Both Iron Drones: I wanna be the princess!


At Sentai Fortress...


Keiken: Well we made 50 quid out of all that useless cheap rubbish. We'd better put it towards something useful.

Takeshi: New pillows! For the kittens, I mean.

Hikaru: Like, get a year's subscription of chill pills.

Ryo: A box of tools!

HaYaTo: A penguin vampire! We can let him out at night and he'll find his own food so there's no extra cost!

Robotina: A cool girly car.

Takeshi: Ooh yeah that sounds great.

Keiken: Those are all stupid suggestions! I'll make my own decision again.

Hikaru: Like, why do you ask our opinions only to tell us we're totally wrong?

Kieken: It's an age thing. Besides, we can spend the money on one of those cheap time machines. They're always a laugh.

Ryo: Hmm, I guess that could keep us amused for a couple of episodes. Let's go!


*one shopping trip later*


Keiken: I always wanted one of these. Let's start with something casual, then work our way up to something disasterous for the universe.

Takeshi: Let's go back in time and save every kitten that ever got run over.

Ryo: No, go back to when we first invented the battle machine. I heard it was powered by a mix of butter and Pepsi.

Robotina: I want to see my divorce from Meca One again. 

Keiken: You were MARRIED to him?

Robotina: Of course, that's why he hates me so much. I got bored so I divorced him and went to run the speed dating.

HaYaTo: Does that button control the time?

Keiken: Yes, turn that and everyone nearby gets sucked to that time.

HaYaTo: What happens if that button breaks off?

Keiken: Then the time machine will fly off randomly into the time vortex and suck random people from random times back to Sentai Fortress. Why do you ask?

HaYaTo: Because I just pulled the button off.

Keiken: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Run!!!!


*all run to safe distance* 


Time machine: ZAP!

Keiken: Oh great. That cost £49.98! Now we have 2p left. Well, that buys...maybe a chocolate button.

HaYaTo: He he, button.


*holds up time machine button*


Hikaru: Like, I hear something on the bridge! Quick, let's totally go out and see.

Ryo: The time machine must have come back. A bit off course, too.

Keiken: I wonder what it brought back???


Outside, on the bridge...


Takeshi: They aren't kittens. Not interested.

Ryo: They're battle machines with faces!

Hikaru: Um, like, hi.

Toa Jaller: Do any of you little protodites know where the Piraka are?


NEXT TIME: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE TOA INIKA? WILL DEVASTATOR LEAD THE ROBOTS TO VICTORY?