EPISODE 2: KEIKEN'S NEW GIRLFRIEND


At the robots’ speed-dating place…


Keiken: I really don’t see how this is going to help me, Ryo. It’s really not my thing.

Robotina: Greetings humans. This unit welcomes you to speed-dating. Please take a seat and wait for the first robot/human/unrecognisable blob to come to you.

*staring at Robotina*

Keiken: You’re so beautiful!

Robotina: Sensors indicate dazzling good looks!

Keiken: Ryo, I’m in LOVE!

Ryo: Told you so. And you didn’t even have to go…. hey, where are they?

*Keiken and Robotina driving off together in Mobile Defence Tank*

Ryo: Hey! How am I going to get back???

Keiken: Use your imagination!

Ryo: I’m a purple haired geek with a two dimensional personality! I don’t have an imagination!


On the bridge…


Hikaru: Like, totally take that Fire Vultures!

Devastator: Awk!

HaYaTo: How could you possibly destroy three Fire Vultures with one shot? They’re supposed to be super tough!

Hikaru: I like, don’t know. Probably because we’re, like, the heroes and we can’t die.

*washing machine falls on HaYaTo again*

HaYaTo: Speak for yourself! That’s happened six times now!

Takeshi crawling from Grand Titan wreckage: I’m alive! The sweet smell of grass and flowers and kittens returns to me!

HaYaTo and Hikaru:...  

Takeshi: I mean look I’m alive. 

Iron Drone 1: The nature-destroying human survived!

Iron Drone 2: Preserve! Preserve! 

*laser blasts everywhere*

Hikaru: Omg, not again. We need a story twist before this gets boring.

Keiken on radio: Exo Force! Quick, get back to the fortress! Big news!

Hikaru: But Takeshi’s totally getting hunted down by these two wacked-out robots!

Keiken: Oh I think I know someone who can sort that out…


NEXT TIME: HOW WILL EXO FORCE REACT TO ROBOTINA?