EPISODE 3: THE HOSPITAL DRAMA (part one)


At Sentai Fortress...


Keiken: Exo Force, meet my new girlfriend, Robotina!

Robotina: Howdy y'all.

Hikaru: This is like wacko for so many reasons. Like, number one, she's a robot, and they're totally evil, and like, second, why is she talking like that?

Keiken: Robotina works at the speed-dating place which Meca One tried to outlaw. She's already neutral. Besides, writing in robot speak gives NNH a headache, and I like her this way. I got Ryo to modify her voice chip. 

Robotina: Aye, that be right.

Keiken: She changes randomly between accents. I think it's a virus. I told her not to plug herself into the internet like that, but no, Robotina wants to go in the chatrooms.

Ryo: See, you're already acting like a true couple, complaining about each other.

Robotina: Arr. Land ahoy!

Hikaru: What a freak. Whatever, like, where's Takeshi?

Robotina: Oh, he's being chased by my little troublesome boys again. Oh, they are a larf. Har har. Spiffing.

Keiken: Yes, Iron Drone 1 and Iron Drone 2 are Robotina's sons.


*Takeshi runs in followed by the Iron Drones with flamethrowers*


Takeshi: Help me! They think I'm unnatural!

Iron Drones: Burn! Destroy!

Robotina: You two get to bed! Don't make me turn you off again!

Iron Drones: Affirmative. Units departing.

HaYaTo: Hey, I made it through almost half of the episode without a single washing machine falling on-


*2 washing machines fall on HaYaTo*


HaYaTo: Owww...I can't feel past my neck! And I think one of them is crushing my head!

Ryo: Oh sorry that was me. Maybe you shouldn't dye your hair the same colour as my chair, then I wouldn't get confused like that.

Keiken: Time for a trip to the hospital.

Robotina: Ya mon. I'll get the stretcher.

In the hospital waiting room...

Keiken: I wish I hadn't come. We've been waiting so long the robots have probably conquered the mountain.

Robotina: Chill, old dude. I set up a cool distraction before we left. Those bucketheads'll be entertained for hours.


At the robot base...


*Ryo doing a puppet show in robot control room*

Ryo: ...And they all lived happily ever after.

Robots: Again! Again!


At the hospital...


Doctor: I have news of HaYaTo!

Takeshi: What is it doctor? I do hope you haven't been giving HaYaTo any of those chemicals because they can be very harmful to the environment and-

Keiken: Silence, you silly girly boy!

Doctor: HaYaTo's going to be fine.

Everyone: YAY!

Doctor: In his new coffin buried deep underground, because he is definatley dead.

Keiken: Oh, we completely misunderstood you. My bad.


NEXT TIME: WILL EXO FORCE MOURN HAYATO'S DEATH, OR WILL THEY JUST LAUGH?