EPISODE 5: LOTS OF GUNS AND EXPLOSIONS Hikaru and Takeshi in Silent Strike and Supernova are trying to get past the robots guarding the base where Meca One is holding Ryo, HaYaTo and Keiken. Takeshi: I brought Robotina's mangled head to guide us. She's saying...hold on, telepathy in progress... Hikaru: Like, is she saying move out of the way of those missiles? Takeshi: No. Hikaru: Then she's not being very helpful. *KA BOOM* Takeshi: Ow! ow ow ow I'm on fire! Ow!!! In the robot base... Meca One: Hmm. The humans fight well. Devastator: No they don't. Meca One: You're right, they don't actually. This shouldn't be too hard. How are we doing with the brain extraction mahine over there? Keiken: Kill....eat brains.... Devastator: We did Keiken first. His brain held the secrets of many recipes. Oh and some junk about the passwords and codes to get into Sentai Fortress as well. We deleted that and kept the recipes. Meca One: Great. Sometimes it's hard when everyone is stupider than me. What about the others? Devastator: We had a problem with the red haired one. His head must be encrypted somehow, the scanner showed absolutely nothing. Meca One: As I suspected. And the purple haired one? Devastator: He told us the self destruct codes for the human battle machines. We are attempting to send them to Supernova and Silent Strike now. Unfortunatley we can only email them, so we'll have to wait for one of them to go to thier inbox. Meca One: Very well. Activate by new battle machine...FLASHING SIGN! Outside... Hikaru: Omg, like what's that? Takeshi: I can't see it! My eyes are on fire with pain! Iron Drone 1: He he, add more acid to the launcher! Iron Drones 2: Fire! *acid filled bottle shoots into Takeshi's eyes* Takeshi: Aaaah! Hikaru: What-eva. That battle machine there totally has like a flashing sign on it. It says "Open your e mail and we'll let you in." Takeshi: Well that's not too taxing. *opens e mail* *KA BOOM* Hikaru: Oh great. Now I'm totally on my own again. Takeshi: I'm....alive......my limbs......broken.......need painkillers.......must continue describing injuries... *collapses* Hikaru: Oh that's like totally great. Takeshi's down. Iron Drone 1: Now we can finish torturing kittens and trampling flowers. Takeshi: What?! Kittens and flowers...can't control...RAGE....RAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!! *Takeshi smashes 10 Thunder Furies in 5 seconds* Robots: Retreat! Takeshi: Get back here you foul kitty killers!!! *throws a stone into the distance* Distant robot: Ow! Hikaru: Takeshi, quick, totally get into Silent Strike. We have to, like, get into the base before......Takeshi? Takeshi in Nova Crawler: Taht's the good thing about Lego. Hikaru: What, that you can like make other stuff out of it? Takeshi: Actually I was gonna say it blows stuff up good but either way I guess. NEXT TIME: HIKARU AND TAKESHI FINALLY GET INSIDE FOR A BETTER CHAPTER!