EPISODE 8: I WANT MONEY SO GIVE IT TO ME! (part one)


After a short drive (well, bus ride) to the studio, Exo Force and Keiken are ready to play I Want Money So Give It To Me! the most murderous gameshow on the planet.


Takeshi: I wonder who our host is. I hope it's that guy who does Kitten Hospital.

The Queen: Hi everybody! I'm the host!

All:...  

The Queen: What? I have to go on TV more often, I'm not popular enough, NNH can't think of any better hosts and ITV are having trouble getting anyone else.

Ryo: ITV? Ew...I wanna be on BBC 1! I'm top quality!

Hikaru: Whatever lady. Are we gonna get like some money or are you totally wasting my time? I would be...I don't know, listening to music or something. Totally.

The Queen: OK! Let's start the game! You'll all be thrown into a murderous challenge to suit your crazy personalities.


*all get teleported to different areas*


The Queen: Well there's my bit done. Laters, people. Where's that beer?


HIKARU'S CHALLENGE


Hikaru: Omg I'm like totally in a...wait, where am I?

The Queen's voice: Oh, am I on again? Ahem, greetings Hikaru. You are in a room full of crocodiles. They have flamethrowers in thier mouths and extra sharp claw. Oh and they sneeze acid but they're unlikely to use that. If you can reach the chest of money at the far end of the room, the money is yours. Unless your charred corpse lands on the chest as you die that doesn't count.

Hikaru: Well there goes my strategy. And what does this have to do with my personality? Oh well. I totally only have like one weapon remaining...


*pulls out a box of Mr Cool's Fast-Acting Chill Pills*


Hikaru: Eat anger managment scale face!


*throws chill pill at nearby crocodile, who eats it and falls asleep*


*several chill pills later*


Hikaru: Oh yeah, go me! Like totally.

The Queen's voice: Oh forget about giving him a chance, just send in the sleeping gas.


*Hikaru collapses on the floor*


The Queen: Ha! Now who's laughing, blue head?


RYO'S CHALLENGE


Ryo: What the...I'm in a room full of battle machines!

The Queen's voice: Yeah. Predictable isn't it? Let's see how smart and geeky you really are. Fix all the battle machines in the time limit and you'll get the money which Hikaru failed to reach. Your 2 minutes start now! 

Ryo: Let's see...this Supernova has a missing hand. Here we go, now all I need is a...hey, where are my tools?

The Queen's voice: Oh sorry I forgot. Your only tools are a banana and a toothpick.

Ryo: Oh here they are. Well, I guess I could melt the banana with the power core of the Supernova then use it as glue to stick the hand back on.


*does that*


Ryo: Now this Stealth Hunter needs a new wing. Where am I supposed to get that?

The Queen: Oh I'm falling asleep here. Let's make it interesting. 


*several bears come into the room*


Ryo: Noooooo!


NEXT TIME: RYO BATTLES THE BEARS FOR HIS SAD LITTLE LIFE!