*Toa are sitting in game show seats, watching intently on the host, Clat Clayjack*
Nuju: Why are we hear again?
Vakama: Because Clat Clayjack is here!
Nokama: Couldn't we have seen him on the TV?
Vakama: We're plastic toys, we don't have TV! Now be quiet, I want to hear Clat Clayjack's voice!
Clat: Okay, okay, okay! We've got fifteen minutes left in the game, and I'm sure you don't want to hear my looooony
        *eyes roll in different direction while they say looney* voice anymore, so let's pick our mystery contestant!
Announcer: Okay, and our mystery contestant iiiiiiis...Matau, the plastic toy from Metru nui!
Matau: *excited* Is that me? Could it be?
Whenua: I think it was...what's your name again?
Matau: Uh...I forget.
Vakama: Oh, just go to the stage!
*Matau walks up onto the stage*
Clat: Congradulappulations, Matau! You've made it this far, but can you answer our suspense-filled question?
Matau: Depends, what is it?
Clat: What is one plus one?
*Matau looks unsure, like he doesn't know- which is probably the case*
Matau: Is it...2?
Clat: Correct! *Celebration music plays in BG*
*Scene change; They are now in a random house*
Vakama: Good job, Matau! You were on fire!
Whenua: You sure were!
Matau: Thanks, guys! But I've got to reorganize my pineapple collection. See you!
*Matau walks upstairs*
Matau: Hey, what's this match doing here...?
*Match lights on fire...somehow; Matau catches on fire*
Matau: Aah! I'm on fire!
Vakama: You sure were! You were amazing on that game show!
Matau: No seriosuly, I'm on fire!!!
Nokama: We know you're on fire. You were great!
Matau: I don't think you understand, I'm really on fire!
Nuju: You don't need to brag about it, for Pete's sake!
Pete: Leave me out of this!
*Awkward silence while they stare at Pete*
Nuju: Anyway...
Matau: Please! Just put me out!!!
*Scence change abruptly; Matau is seen burning outside instead*
Matau: Groan!
*Makuta appears, hiding behind a puff of smoke*
Makuta: Your time has come, Matau.
Matau: Yeah, I figured as much.
***END***