Come one, Come all! Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all ages, step right up. Introducing Conrad Cornelius
O'Donald O'Dell's Fabulous Brass Ring Carousel Ride. This exciting steam powered ride is sure to thrill you.
Ride high into the sky and plunge back down again in what is a non stop exciting ride. Bring along a friend
and ride in tandem.  This ride is not for the faint of heart, the un-daring, those who avoid life's thrills,
nor those fair ladies in the later stages of child bearing.  So step right up, buy a ticket and let's ride
off on Conrad Cornelius O'Donald O'Dell's Fabulous Brass Ring Carousel Ride.

Conrad Cornelius O'Donald O'Dell's Fabulous Brass Ring Carousel Ride was designed and built by Ralph J Somerby,
inventor and engineer. The vehicle consists of primarily of brass beams which was requested by the eccentric
and extremely wealthy Mr. Conrad Cornelius O'Donald O'Dell.

[Conrad Cornelius O'Donald O'Dell is a name given to character in Dr. Seuss's book "On beyond Zebra". All
other names and characters are fictitious and of my own creation.]