Chapter 1: Clown Chaos
Me: Okay, the last time we saw Tahu, he was at the cul-de-sac where the Eds live. Edd, or commonly referred as Double-D, he attempted to make a wormhole so Tahu can return to his home. But, little that Double-D knew, the wormhole lead Tahu to a town. These events took place in "Tahu in the Cul-de-sac". To find that story, click on the brown banner. Be aware that it may turn into a link!
Tahu: Oh, boy. This place is too strange for me! Excuse me, sir! Where am I?
Man: Earth.
Tahu: Oh, a wise guy, eh?! :angry: I need help! I gotta get out of here!
(Tahu runs and panics though out the town. He bumps into old man.)
Old man: Watch where you're going, freak!
Tahu: Crazy old guy! Don't you know who I am?
Old man: A guy that has to watch where he's going!
Tahu: Ahem. I'm a Toa.
Old man: You're still some feller who's that has to watch where you going!
(He walks away from Tahu.)
Tahu: This has got to be a dream. C'mon, Tahu! Wake up!
Crazy guy: Hey, you!
Tahu: Me?
Crazy guy: Yeah, you! Step right up to Krazy Moe's car market! I only have one car left an giving it to you for free!
Tahu: Does it take me to a another world?
Krazy Moe (Thinking): This guy looks so dumb. Maybe I can trick him!
Tahu: Well?!
Krazy Moe: Yes, it does, my boy! At 88 mph, you'll go into a different world!
Tahu: Thank you! I'm finally coming home!
(Tahu and his new car speeds away.)
Krazy Moe: What a loser! :lol:
(Meanwhile at a forest, Tahu sees a rainbow-colored Volkswagen Beetle.)
Tahu: Move it, punchbuggy! I need to get at 88 mph so I can get home!
(A hand wearing a glove, holding a can of oil comes out of the driver's side of the Beetle. Oil comes out of the can. As the wheel of Tahu's car hits the puddle of oil, the car skids and hits a tree.)
Driver in the Beetle: Haw, haw, haw!
(The Beetle leaves the scene. The police arrives at the scene of the crash. Tahu puts his hands up.)
Tahu: Okay, what did I do?
Officer: You're okay. You didn't break a law. You've been a victim of Mr. Honkypants' pranks.
(Tahu gets out of the car.)
Tahu: Who's Mr. Honkypants? :huh:
(The officer takes out a photo of a very scary-looking clown sitting on a bureau.)
Tahu: That looks like the image of Spyro Mythia's avatar as if he clipped it out of the sunday comics.
Officer: It does! That's what Mr. Honkypants looks like! He was once a normal guy. In June, 15, 1985, a circus has hired him. His role was to be a clown. From the very first nanosecond that he put on costume and make-up, he forgotten his name and who he was. He's now a psycho clown on the loose. we've trying to catch him for years! When you see a rainbow-colored Beetle, you'll know that's him.
(Mr. Honkypants taps on the officer's shoulder.)
Tahu: Uhh... Mr. Honkeypants is behind you!
(The officer turns around and looks at Mr. Honkypants' frightening face.)
Mr. Honkypants (Honking his nose): Honk honk!
Officer: That's scary!
(He runs away.)
Mr. Honkypants: You new here?
Tahu: Yeah.
Mr. Honkypants: Guess what I do to new people I see.
Tahu: I'm a Toa.
Mr. Honkypants: Whatever!
Tahu: I don't know what you do to new people you see.
Mr. Honkypants: Pie in your face! :P
(Mr. Honkypants slaps a pie on Tahu's face.)
Tahu: I hate apple pie! :burnmad:
Mr. Honkeypants: Tootle-loo! :P
(He gets out a small unicycle and scoots away.)
Tahu: All right, Mr. Honkypants! This means war! I gotta get to a hotel and rest!
(Tahu goes to a tacky-looking hotel.)
Tahu: Whis is this hotel so beat up and Tacky-looking and not like the nice and tidy hotel that was in "Tahu in my Fantasy World"? :huh: Where's my agent?! :angry:
Tahu's agent: Kid, the author is trying to make the comedy funny!
Tahu (Sarcastically) : Oh, hardy, har, har. :sarcastic:
(Tahu enters the hotel.)
Tahu: It smells worse than Ed's stinky room in the basement.
Tahu's agent: You say that again.
Tahu: Go away! :angry:
(Tahu's agent runs away.)
Tahu: I need to get a new one. :glare:
Employee: How can I help you, stranger?
Tahu: Need to get room. I'm light years away from home!
Employee: You're from outer space? Ha! That's a good one!
Tahu: I need to get a room now!
Employee: Okay, here's your key. Your room is 999.
Tahu: Can't I get a room on the first floor?
Employee: You get what you get.
Tahu: Okay. :glare:
(Tahu gets into the elevator. Eight people get in. One presses 1. One presses 2. One presses 3. One presses 4. One presses 5. One presses 6. One presses 7. One presses 8. Tahu presses 9.)
Tahu: Oh, great! I knew that this is coming up! I'm guessing the elevator gonna be slow since no one ever takes care of this joint.
(Thirty minutes later, Tahu gets out.)
Tahu: Finnally! Now I gotta search it by Chaos Control. Chaos Control!
(Nothing works.)
Tahu: Aw, shucks! Now I gotta search it by foot!
(Before Tahu takes another step, Tahu see room 999.)
Tahu: And I thought it would take forever!
(Tahu enters the room. He turns on the TV to see the news.)
T.V. : Last time we saw Mr. Honkypants, Public enemy number one of Nonameville, we saw him pour oil and caused the car behind him crash into a tree.
Tahu: Blah, I'm changing the channel.
(He changes it.)
T.V. : Once again, Mr. Honkypants has made yet another prank.
(Tahu changes channels several times and decides to turn it off.)
Tahu: Ten channels and one thing on! Can't the employees of this joint get cable?
(Tahu goes downsatirs to see the manager.)
Tahu: Can't you guys get cable? All you have is ten channels!
Manager: The cable people had shut down all the T.V.s that have cable 'cuz we forgot to pay the bill last month. Now we get broadcast!
Tahu: Sigh... :sarcastic:
(Tahu get's out of the manager's office and returns to room 999.)
Tahu: I feel sleepy. I gotta get to bed.
(Tahu tucks himself in, but doesn't realize that Mr. Honkypants is in bed, wide awake. He kissed Tahu.)
Mr. Honkypants: Mmm-wa!
Tahu: Goodnight, Mr. Honkypants.
(Tahu closes his eyes. Two seconds later he realizes he's been kissed by Mr. Honkypants.)
Tahu: MR. HONKYPANTS?! That does it! :angry:
(Tahu throw a lamp at the evil clown.)
Mr. Honkypants: You missed me, you missed me! Please do not kiss me! MWAHAHAHA!
Tahu: I won't sleep until you leave!
Mr. Honkypants: Like that'll ever happen! :lol:
(Tahu gets out his firesword and tries to burn Mr. Honkypant's pants.)
Mr. Honkypants: Your aim's not so good! HA-HA!
Tahu: Oh, yeah? Someone is calling for to come downstairs!
Mr. Honkypants: Oh, goody!
(He zips away.)
Tahu: Now I can get some sleep!
(Tahu closes his eyes. What is Mr. Honkypants is planning next? Will Tahu survive tomorrow? To be continued...)
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Chapter 2: The Battle Continues
(At 7:00 A.M. Tahu wakes up.)
Tahu: That Mr. Honkypants character has to start being aware that I'm gonna be the first to get him!
(At 8:00 A.M. in the lobby...)
Tahu: Yo! You guys serve breakfast?
Employee: We don't serve breakfast here. Go to some diner or something.
(Tahu gets out of the Hotel and goes to 50's-style diner.)
Tahu: You guys serve any Chunky Puffs?
Waiter: What's Chunky Puffs?
Tahu: Haven't you watched Ed, Edd 'n Eddy before? That's where I first saw Chunky Puffs.
Waiter: We don't serve Chunky Puffs.
Tahu: All right. Chocolate Pop Tarts.
Waiter: We don't serve Pop Tarts here.
Tahu: Allright. Just give me some Chex.
Waiter: That'll be $0.10.
Tahu: Why is everything is so cheap these days? :glare:
(Tahu gives the waiter the money. Tahu gets out a newspaper.)
Tahu: "Another prank unleashed from Mr. Honkypants!" Gee, this town always focuses on that Mr. Honkypants.
(Little did Tahu know that Mr. Honkypants was sitting right in front to Tahu, eating Trix that dry with his bare hands.)
Mr. Honkypants: Hello. :sly:
Tahu: AHHHH! :bigeek:
(Tahu gets out of his seat and runs away.)
Mr. Honkypants: Gee, I wonder what did I wrong? :lol:
(Outside of the diner...)
Tahu: Must... run... away!
(Tahu bumps into Mr. Honkypants.)
Mr. Honkypants: Hi.
Tahu: This is more worse than Mr. Jingle Marbles chasing me!
Mr. Honkypants: Who's Mr. Jingle Marbles? :huh:
Tahu: Okay... He is Makuta's pet monkey. He unleashed Mr. Jingle Marbles and started to be a big pain in the neck like you! I'm glad that he's gone forever.
Mr. Honkypants: Ta-ta! :P
(He gets out his unicycle again and scoots away.)
Tahu: You can run, but you can't hide!
(A motorcycle comes by and parks near at Tahu.)
Motorcyclist: Need a lift?
Tahu: Move over! I've got a clown to hunt down!
(He knocks the Motorcyclist off and Tahu jumps in and zooms away.)
Motorcyclist: Hey! Only a professional a can drive that motorcycle. Come back! Oh, he's gonna kill himself if he doesn't know how to operate it.
(25 miles away...)
Tahu: I got you now, you circus clown!
Mr. Honkypants: Come and get this!
(He drops some tacks on the street. As the motorcycle drives over the tacks, the tires get punctured.)
Tahu: You won't get away with this! I'll get you someday! I gotta do something.
(Walks to a Toys "R" Us store.)
Tahu: Maybe a squirt gun ought to do teach that red-nosed twit not mess with me! I just gotta find the ultimate one!
(Forty minutes later...)
Tahu: Oh, it's useless!
(Before he gives up hope, his sees the biggest squirt gun.)
Tahu: Bingo!
(Tahu pays for it for $1.00.)
Tahu: I still don't know why things are getting so cheap! :angry:
(Tahu fills his gun with water and sees Mr. Honkypants puncturing tires of cars in the parking lot.)
Tahu: Hey, Honkypants!
Mr. Honkypants: That's Mr. Honkypants to you!
Tahu: Whatever! I decided to duel you at a squirt gun match! I bet you yours at home!
Mr. Honkypants: Oh, yeah? Well, I got mine.
(Mr. Honkypants points a flower on his clown suit.)
Tahu: A flower?! Ha! Get out of here! :lol:
(Mr. Honkypants squirts at Tahu.)
Tahu: Ooh! That's it! :burnmad:
(Tahu squirts at Mr. Honkypants, but his big mouth opens and swallow's the water coming out of Tahu's gun.)
Mr. Honkypants: Refreshing! ^_^
Tahu: Ohh... The next time we meet, you'll be begging for mercy and won't give you any!
Mr. Honkypants: Tootle-loo!
(He gets out his unicycle again and scoots away.)
Tahu: I think clowns are much more worse than monkeys. In fact, I hate both clowns and monkey! :burnmad:
(Tahu walks back to the beat-up hotel.)
Tahu: I will not return home until get Honkypants for good! I hate him as twice as Mr. Jingle Marbles!
(Tahu gets in the hotel.)
Employee: Had a rough summers' day?
Tahu: You can say that again, bub.
Employee: Had a rough summer's--
Tahu: Never mind!
Employee: Have fell in to more of Mr. Honkypant's pranks?
Tahu: I did. Now leave me alone! How can I outwit this clown?!
Employee: Ever sine June, 15, 1985, people had tried to out wit Mr. Honkypants.
Tahu: And they all lost to him?
Employee: I was going to say that, but you said right before I said it.
Tahu: I'm going back to my room.
(Tahu gets in to the elevator. The same eight people who went with him back at the last elevator ride that Tahu in didn't get a chance get in.)
Tahu: Sorry, but you'll have to use the stairs this time! :P
The Eight People: Aww... :(
(Five minutes later at the ninth floor.)
Tahu: Now I must rest. I'm hot, I'm tired, I'm hungry!
(Tahu lies down on his bed and takes a nap for twenty minutes. When he wakes up, he sees Mr. Honkypants sitting on the bureau of Tahu's room.)
Mr. Honkypants; I see you!
Tahu: AHH! :bigeek:
Mr. Honkypants: I'm gonna tickle you!
Tahu: Hey, Mr. Honkypants! Go check at the parking lot! Some guy is wanting to duel you!
Mr. Honkypants: Oh, goody!
(He jumps out of the window and gets out his umbrella and falls down very slowly.)
Tahu: That ought to take care of him! I must be the first person to make a monkey's uncle out of him!
Mr. Jingle Marble's Ghost: Ooooo-eek!
Tahu: Ha! It's a good thing that I got a lightstone with me this time! Prepare to meet you maker!
(Tahu shines the lightstone in Mr. Jingle Marble's ghost's eyes.)
Mr. Jingle Marbles's Ghost: Eek!
(Mr. Jingle Marbles's Ghost disappears for good this time.)
Tahu: I've finnally got rid of Mr. Jingle Marbles! ^_^ But will get rid of Mr. Honkypants?
(At 8:00 P.M., Tahu makes startling discovery.)
Tahu (Thinking): Hmm... I know that light can get rid of Mr. Jingle Marbles, but will it get rid of Mr. Honkypants?
(Will Tahu's strategy get rid of Mr. Honkypants? How will Tahu get home? Stay tuned...)
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Chapter: The Clown War and the Return to Home
(At 7:00 A.M. Tahu wakes up.)
Tahu: Okay, Mr. Honkypants! I'm ready!
(Tahu goes to the elevator and goes to the lobby.)
Employee: What ya doin'?
Tahu: I'm going to defeat Mr. Honkypants once and for all!
Employee: But going to be outwitted like the other guys who tired to face him!
Tahu: I'm going to be a true daredevil.
(Tahu walks out of the hotel.)
Employee: He's gonna lose. The poor guy.
(Outside of the hotel...)
Tahu: Know you're out there! You can't hide!
(Tahu feels a tap on his shoulder.)
Tahu: Not now, I'm clown hunting.
(Tahu feels the tap again.)
Tahu: I said, "not now"!
(Tahu feels it again.)
Tahu: If you tap me one more time, I'm gonna blind you with my lightstone!
(Tahu feels it once more.)
Tahu: That's it!
(Tahu turns around and sees the villain of Nonameville.)
Mr. Honkypants: Boo!
Tahu: I'm not afraid of you anymore!
Mr. Honkypants: Ooh! It's Mr. Scare-Me-Not!
Tahu: Eat light!
(Tahu shines the lightstone on Mr. Honkypants' face.)
Mr. Honkypants: GASP! :ohmy: :bigeek: AHH! Light! I don't mind light on the sun or lamps or flashlights, but I hate light that come out of stones and masks! Have mercy and pity!
Tahu: This is better than cable TV! Except it doesn't have any Cartoon Network shows on it!
Mr. Honkypants: Help! My head's gonna shrink!
(Mr. Honkypants' head shrinks to the size of an onion.
Mr. Honkypants (In a small voice): Now look what you've done! I'm shrinking! I'm shrinking!
Tahu: Give up, Honkypants? :sly:
Mr. Honkypants: It's Mr. Honkypants! Mr. Honkypants! If you don't stop, my body will turn into the size of a praying mantis!
(Mr. Honkypants turns in to the size of a praying mantis.)
Mr. Honkypants (Smaller voice): Please stop it!
Tahu: When you become nothing, I'll send your car to the junkyard! :P
Mr. Honkypants: No! Not the junkyard! My car hates junkyards!
Tahu: Oh, really? How about if I get a mechanic and a scientist and make it into a dimension-traveling vehicle?
Mr. Honkypants: No, not that! If you don't stop, I'll become nothing!
(Mr Honkypants shrinks until he becomes nothing.)
Tahu: Yay! I saved the day and town! Hey, everyone! Mr. Honkypants is gone!
Citizens of Nonameville: Gone!?
Mayor: Well, good job, stranger! You saved our town after years of pranks of Mr. Honkypants!
Tahu: Uhh, thanks. But I got get back to my home world. Anyone here is mechanic?
Mechanic: I am!
Tahu: Is a scientist in the crowd?
Scientist: I am!
Mechanic: I'm Bob, uncle of Johnny 2 x 4.
Scientist: I'm Nestor, uncle of Edd, known as Double-D to his friends.
Tahu: I've heard of your nephews. You almost look like them! Okay, Bob, give the rainbow-colored Beetle a good tune up. Nestor, insert a dimension-traveling device in the Beetle.
Nestor: It may take a week, but I'll work a fast a possible. :D
(Less than a week later...)
Bob and Nestor: It's done!
Tahu: Finally! I'm coming home! I'm gonna go berserk if I stay in this place for one more hour. :wacko:
Nestor: Once the Bettle hits at 88 mph, you'll go home. Oh, and don't forget to set your destination!
Tahu: I will! Is it just me or is it that comedy is getting ignored?
Bob: Beats me. :huh:
(Tahu sets the destination on the control panel.)
Tahu: I'll send you a postcard someday! Remember my name is Tahu!
(When the car hits 88 mph, Tahu sent back to Ta-koro. Once he got there, Tahu takes out the dimension-traveling device.)
Tahu: That ought to prevent future dimension traveling.
Vakama: Toa Tahu! Where have you been?!
Tahu: It's a long story.
Vakama: Tell me about it.
Tahu: Okay, A wormhole appeared out of nowhere and it took me to the cul-de-sac where the Eds live. Double-D made the wormhole to see if I exist. I hung out there for where. When I decided to leave, Double-D made another wormhole, but The Eds and I didn't knew that I was about to go to a town. I've managed to stop a psycho clown named Mr. Honkypants. He was a bigger pain in the neck than Mr. Jingle Marbles. After I defeated him, I ask a mechanic and a scientist to make a dimension-traveling vehicle. When I got to Ta-koro, which I am here right now, I took out the dimension-traveling device. You came up to me and you asked where I was and I told you where I was and that's it!
Vakama: Oh...
Tahu: I'm bored.
Vakama: Sigh...

THE END