Chapter 1: The Chaos Starts Again Me: Now, before you read anything at all, I recommend to read "Tahu Vs. a Monkey". This is the sequel of it! If you're just dang too lazy, just click on one of my banners. One of the may turn into a link! Now for the story. Tahu: Ugh, another boring day is ahead me. (Tahu gets out of his bed and sees a tiny hole that was too small, not even a mouse can enter!) Tahu: Vakama! Vakama! Vakama: What?! I'm too busy watching Sunday Morning with Charles Osgood! Tahu: You old-timer! It's a rerun! Vakama: In that case, I've seen it 103,128,484 times already! Tahu: Come look at this! There's an Eddy Hole in my room! Vakama: What's an Eddy Hole? :huh: Announcer: We interrupt this comedy for a brief announcement. Me: Accoriding to my book of my slang, an Eddy Hole is a very small portal that leads to another world. Some people call it a mini-worm hole. Only a being that is considered legendary or someone with supernatural powers can enlarge it. Announcer: This has been a brief announcement from a member from :bzpower:. This comedy may resume. Vakama: What do you see in the Eddy Hole? Tahu: I see a purple dragon with some yellow dragonfly. That must be Spyro and Sparx! I must enter the Eddy Hole! Vakama: Just stand there! Don't do something! Tahu: I will stand still a statue. Vakama: I mean, "Don't just stand there! Do something!" Oy, I think I forgot to take my medication... Tahu: I must enlarge the Eddy Hole! (Using his power, Tahu enlarges the Eddy Hole. Tahu jumps into it.) Tahu: It kinda reminds me of the alternate world that Ed, Edd 'n Eddy went into in that "1 + 1 = Ed" episode in Ed, Edd 'n Eddy. (Tahu sees a mirror. He walks up to it.) Tahu: Uh-oh! There's a guy that's imitating my moves and walking up in front of me as there were a mirror in front of him and I must destroy that guy! (Tahu performs a deadly karate kick.) Tahu: YAH! (He breaks the mirror.) Me: My mirror! :bigeek; You killed my mirror! Sparx: Yeah! We just got that from Moneybags and we spent a lot gems and we knew he was running some kind of Peanut Scam! Tahu: What's a Peanut Scam? I've read your book on your slang, but I never found that word! Mine must be outdated. Announcer: We interrupt this comedy for a brief announcement. Me: A Peanut Scam is a very big and major scam. Announcer: This has been a brief announcement from a member from :bzpower:. This comedy may resume. (The doorbell rings. My front door opens.) Ripto: I see you and I know where you live! Me: It's Ripto! Sparx: Hey, wait! Didn't Butler got rid of that annoying dinosaur back our last adventure? Tahu: Hey! I played that game! Me: Did you got 100%? Tahu: Yes, I did! Ripto: I reprogramed that robot who took care of me like a baby and he obeys my commands! Yo! Kill Spyro! Butler: Butler kill Spyro! SPYRO! KILL! Me: Butler! Give Ripto a hug! Ripto: He obeys my commands only! Not yours! :lol: Tahu: BURN STUFF! Me: Tahu! No! Your fire doesn't effect metal! (Tahu burns Butler.) Butler: KILL! SPYROOOOOO! (Butler falls apart.) Ripto: Just for that, I'll destroy the Eddy Hole, that you made, Spyro! Me: I was testing to see if there was a such thing as a Toa. Ripto: You made? I will destroy anyway and leave Tahu in your world and won't return home! Me: Just like what you did to me back when I was in Avalar? Ripto: Right! (Ripto makes the Eddy Hole disappear.) Ripto: You'll never see Mata-Nui again! Tahu: Just one thing, Shorty. How did you know my name? Ripto: I collect Bionicle! I'm even a member of :bzpower:! Me: Wait... You're not a member of :bzpower:! Ripto: Oh, darn! I thought I could trick you! And, Tahu, don't ever call me "Shorty"! Tahu: Whatever, Shorty. Ripto: AHHHRRRRGGGHHHH! :burnmad: I'll come back for you later! Sparx: Before you go, where's Crush and Gulp? Ripto: I sold them on E-bay! Sparx: Ohh... :sarcastic: Ripto: Ta-ta! Me: Tahu! I'll need your help! You'd make a great sidekick like Hunter! Tahu: Uhh, yeah. ^_^ (And so, Tahu, Sparx and I set out for an quest to kick Ripto's butt again. But will we win? Or will Ripto rule my world? To be continued...) - Chapter 2: The Quest Begins Tahu: Do you have to pack all of your stuff? Me: I'm just packing my Gamecube, GBA, Sonic Adventure DX, Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Ed, Edd 'n Eddy tapes that my uncle gave me for Christmas and laptop. Tahu: Not to be rude or anything. But I think My PS2 is better than your Gamecube! I'm even getting a PS3! ^_^ Me: Oh, yeah? Well, I think the new Nintendo DS is way better than PS3! HA! Sparx: Guys! This isn't the time to discuss about video game consoles! We gotta stop Ripto! Me and Tahu: Sigh... Sparx: Why do I have such a big mouth that sounds like kazoo? Spyro: Dunno... So, let's kick some Ripto butt again! (As Tahu, Sparx and me head outside, Mr. Jingle Marbles' ghost appears.) Mr. Jingle Marbles' ghost: Oooooooo-eek! Tahu: AHHH! It's Mr. Jingle Marbles! He's a ghost now! Sparx: Who's Mr. Jingle Marbles? :huh: Announcer: We interrupt this comedy for a brief announcement. Tahu: If you thought that Spyro is going to do the brief announcement this time, you're wrong! Anyways, Mr. Jingle Marbles is a monkey that was a pain in the neck in Spyro's last comedy, "Tahu Vs. a Monkey". Takua helped me to get rid of him and now, he's a ghost! Announcer: This has been a brief announcement from the Toa of Fire. This comedy may resume. Tahu: Darn it! I forgot my lightstone! Good thing I have my cell phone. (Tahu dials Takua's number.) Takua (On the phone): Hello? Tahu: Hi. It's Tahu. Mr. Jingle Marble Ghost is here. You still got the Mask of Light. Takua: Sorry, I don't. Nokama is translating the words on the mask! Tahu: Well, get a lightstone. Spyro will make an Eddy Hole in your door way. It'll lead you to Spyro's world. I'm in here now. Takua: What's an Eddy Hole? (Tahu points at my line describing what an Eddy Hole is.) Takua: I'm coming to save you! (Takua gets his lightstone and enters the Eddy Hole as I make it big. As Takua gets out of it and lands on the grounds of my world, Mr Jingle Marbles' ghost uses his ghostly powers and destroys the Eddy Hole.) Mr. Jingle Marbles' ghost: He-he-he-he! ^_^ Takua: Don't you realize that wasn't funny? :angry: Mr. Jingle Marbles' ghost: Eek-eek! Takua: Eat lightstone! (Takua puts the lightstone in front of Mr. Jingle Marbles' ghost's face. He disappears.) Tahu: Glad he's gone for good. Me: You can say that again. Tahu: Glad he's gone for-- Me: Ah, shut up! We may have to stop at a hotel for the night. Look! The sun's setting. Sparx: Look! The Hilton! Tahu: What luck! (We enter the hotel.) Employee: How long will you be staying? Me: Just one night. Employee: That'll be $0.01. Tahu: Gah! That's highway robbery! Me: Aw, that's not! Here ya go, mister. Employee: Your room number is 713. (Five minutes later, we got into our room.) Me: Okay, guys. Ripto will do anything to stop us and destroy my world. Tahu: Let's hope he doesn't use Rhynocs this time. They tried to stop you four times! One time with the Sorceress, one time with Grendor, and twice with Ripto! He even tried to attack you with Riptocs! Chico Marx: PEANUTS! Da-da-dat-dat-dum! Tahu: Hey, you! Yell a little lower! We're trying to save Spyro's world! Hey... Didn't we met back at Spyro's last comedy, "Tahu Vs. a Monkey"? Chico: "Tahu Vs. a Monkey"... Hmm... You were that guy who chased a monkey? Yeah, I've seen you. Please come down and I need to talk to you. Tahu: Sorry, but I have to see Chico. Takua: Who's Chico? :huh: Tahu: An actor. Takua: Hmm... (Ten minutes later, Tahu walks up to Chico and his Peanut stand.) Tahu: Are you running some Peanut Scam? Chico: I scammed back at the last story that Spyro wrote. This time, I'm running no Peanut Scam. In fact, Not all Peanut Scams are involved with peanuts. Do me a favor will ya? Guard the stand for me, okay? :) Tahu: If any bad guy comes around, I teach them a lesson before that can say, "Whatchamacallit." Chico: I'm going on my lunch break. I'm going to the food court. Tahu: Okay. (As Chico leaves, Ripto comes in the scene and he's wearing a top hat.) Tahu: You look like a dork, Shorty! :lol: Ripto: I told you not to call me that! :burnmad: Now give me some peanuts! Tahu: Uhh... There ya go. That'll be $0.10. (Ripto squirts some mustard on Tahu's hand. He wipes it off on Ripto's cape.) Ripto: Don't use my cape as a napkin! (Tahu blows in Ripto's face, causing the top coming off.) Ripto: Now I've gotta bend over and find my hat! (As he frantically searches for it, Tahu picks it up and puts it in the roasting machine of the stand while Ripto still searches for it. The hat catches on fire.) Tahu: Yoo-hoo! Ripto: Wha?! My hat! You killed my hat! I spent $100 on it! Now I must kill the peanut stand! (He pushes the stand and it falls apart.) Ripto: Root beer! Get your ice-cold root beer! Better than Chico's peanuts! (Tahu open the root beer tub and put his dirty feet in it and splashes in it.) Costumer #1: Loser! Your business is ruined! :lol: Costumer #2: Too bad! Ripto: Wha? Tahu? Grr! I hate you! Tahu: That's too bad! :P Ripto: It'll take a Toa to beat me this time! Tahu: Huh? :blink: Ripto: Shouldn't have said that. (Tahu rushes up to room 713.) Tahu: It won't take a dragon to defeat Ripto this time! It'll take a Toa to beat him! Me: Wha? But I thought it'll take dragon like me to beat him as usual! Tahu: I must prepare my self for a battle if I get another chance to bump into him again! Me: He's too dangerous for you beat him! I have to beat him! Tahu: You're such a pain in the neck sometimes. Takua: Hey! Can you lower it down? I'm trying to watch Ed, Edd 'n Eddy! Tahu: Is it the one where Eddy goes insane? That one's a classic! Takua: It's "Homecooked Eds" this time as usual. Tahu: Ooh! I HATE REPEATS! T.V.: A cup for blocking! (Tahu slices the T.V. in half.) Takua: It was getting to the good part! Me: Bedtime! Tahu: But get to bed at 12:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time at earth! Me: I'm the leader of this fellowship and I say we go to sleep! Tomorrow's a big day. Tahu: Ohh... (Before Tahu hits the hay, Chico pops out of the bed, wearing a Groucho Marx mask and some old white sleeping clothes, complete with an old, white sleeping cap.) Chico: Peekaboo! Tahu: Ahh! :bigeek: Groucho! Can I have your autograph? Chico: I'm not my brother, Groucho! (He takes off the mask.) Chico: I'm doing some spy stuff. Tahu: Get out the scene! We're filming this shot! Me: I'm the director of this story! He stays. Tahu: Oh, yeah? I can make him get out of this scene! BURN STUFF! (He burns Chico's pajamas.) Chico: Is something cooking in the dining area? Tahu: Yup! Fried turkey's on the menu tonight! Chico: Yay! Turkey! (And Chico comes out of the room and doesn't notice his pajamas is still on fire.) Maid: Oh, your pajamas is on fire! (She gets out the extinguisher.) Chico: Thanks a lot! Now I've lost the smell of the fried turkey in the dining area! Maid: Sorry, we're serving beef tonight. Chico: Yay! Beef! (Back at room 713...) Me: Goodnight. Sparx: Goodnight. Tahu: Goodnight. Takua: Goodnight. Me: Just shut up and get some sleep! Tahu, Takua and Sparx: :blink: (At 1:00 A.M., Ripto walks in the lobby and find a radio that almost looks like a safe.) Ripto: If I open this safe, I can get more money and get better tools for world domination! (As Ripto turns the knob, some upbeat, 40's style music starts to play.) Ripto: HUH?! Tahu: What's that?! Me: Mice, I think. Takua: Mice don't play music. Me: How about the old mice-tro? Get it? :D Sparx: Ohh... (Meanwhile at the lobby, Ripto tries to take apart the radio and the music still plays. He is left with one option. He throws away the remains of the radio out the window.) Ripto: I gotta beat it before I'm caught! (He flees from the scene.) Ripto: AIEEEEE! (Back at room 713...) Tahu, Takua, Sparx and Me: Zzz... (What will tomorrow hold? What will that crafty Ripto plan next? Stay tuned...) - Chapter 3: He's Never Badenov for You (Dawn had broke at 6:00 A.M.) Sound Effect: Crash! Tahu: Okay, what got broken? Takua: Yawn... The T.V. broke last night. I missed the good part of it! Tahu: You saw that episode over 128,374,394 times! Takua: True. I still like the part where Ed said-- Tahu: I heard it 128,374,394 times, already! Me: Hey! Will you guys cut it out?! Tahu: And, you, Mr. Spyro, you're such a pain in the neck sometimes and you're-- (I put a cookie in Tahu's mouth. As his jaws move, his voice get replaced by loud chewing noises.) Sound Effect: Chomp, chomp, chomp! Tahu: I didn't want a cookie! Geez! You're annoying! It's always you all the time! It's my turn to be the leader of this fellowship! Spyro: Sure, you can be the leader of this fellowship, but I'll soon get it back. :sly: (We go to the dining area at 8:00.) Waiter: Hello! Our special today is... (A chef come in with a plate of slugs.) Waiter: Ta-da! Fried living slugs! Me: Hey! This isn't Fear Factor! We're here to eat something decent! Tahu: We'll have four bowls of Chunky Puffs! Ed, Edd 'n Eddy: You guys like Chunky Puffs!? Me: The Eds? What are you guys doing here? Eddy: We decided to take a vacation after chasing Kevin out of this world! Tahu: Where did you sent him? Edd: We gave him a one-way ticket to Mata-Nui. Takua: Which village? Edd: Ta-koro. Tahu: Good! I hope the Ta-Matoran are teaching him a lesson, because everyone hates Kevin. (At Ta-koro...) Ta-Matoran #1: Get him! Ta-Matoran: #2: This for Mata-Nui! Jala: I still don't know why my name is spelled J-A-L-A instead of J-A-L-L-E-R. Vakama: This story is taking place in Bohrok saga. Jala: Oh. Kevin: Help me! (Back at my world...) Tahu: So... would you be joining this fellowship? Ed: Like in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship in the Ring? Eddy: I hate The Lord of the Rings. I say it's the most boring movie ever made! Ed: Spyro would make a good Hobbit. Me: I'm a dragon, you dork! Ed: That's what I excpect from Kevin. Me: You know, Tahu, I was going to ask the Eds to join the fellowship, but since you're in charge, Tahu, I'll you make them join us. Sparx: Yay! More guys to join the fellowship! Takua: Spyro, how understand what Sparx is trying to say? Me: I had this guy ever since I hatched out of my egg. Ed: Can play with your sword, Tahu? Tahu: No! :P Ed: Aw, come on! :( (After an hour of eating breakfast, we went out of the hotel and saw a small guy wearing a black suit and a black, big nose, small mustache, and is the same size a Ripto.) Boris Badenov: Hello. I'm Boris Badenov! But call me Boris! Me: Hey! I've seen you on T.V.! I've even seen you in the Bullwinkle movie! You're Boris Badenov! I thought Bullwinkle zapped you with that laptop and sent you into the internet at the movie and seen or heard again! Boris: True as blue. Ripto was cruising though the internet and found me trapped in cyberspace! I told him to download me. After he did it, I've been saved on his computer. Then I told him to print me out and, I'm finally out of the internet! Tahu: You still look animated to me. Aren't you supposed to look like Jason Alexander the first? Boris: Who's Jason Alexander? Jason: I am Jason Alexander! I play as George in Seinfeld! I played as you, Boris! Boris: Get out of this scene! Jason: Make me! :P Boris: Look! Some fans want your autograph! Jason: Yay! Fans! (He leaves the scene.) Boris: He fell for my trick! Takua: You better stop bugging us! I know Bullwinkle's phone number! Boris: Ah, you don't know moose's number! Takua: Wanna bet? (10 minutes later...) Boris: Well, is moose going to show up or not? (Bullwinke appears.) Tahu and Me: Bullwinkle! Bullwinke: What's all the trouble here? (Tahu points at Boris.) Bullwinkle: Where have I seen this guy before? Boris: Moose? Do you know who I am? Bullwinkle: You're Boris Badenov! Boris: What?! For 45 years, I thought you didn't know my name! How did you know my name is Boris Badenov? Bullwinkle: You look like a Boris Badenov to me. Boris: Gotta go! I gotta tell my new boss, Ripto, about you figured out my name, moose! Hasta la vista! (Boris' legs move.) Boris: Strange, my legs are moving, but how am I not going anywhere? :huh: Eddy: Quick, before runs away! Boris: Oh, I'm charging up for speed! Here I go! (Boris runs about 200 miles per hour and leaves us behind.) Tahu: Come back here, you big nose twit! Takua: C'mon, Bullwinkle! You faced this guy thousands of times! Get him! Bullwinkle: Ever since my creator, Jay Ward, created me I'm quick as a flash! (Bullwinkle runs about 250 miles per hour and chases Boris.) Tahu: Chaos Control! Me: This isn't Sonic Adventure 2: Battle! (Tahu disappears. Meanwhile...) Boris: Run, run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me! I'm the gingerbread man! (Boris bumps into to Tahu.) Boris: Hey, robot! Get out of my way! (Tahu cuffs Boris.) Bullwinkle: Thanks for catching him! (30 minutes later, Boris is carted away.) Boris: You've never heard the last of Ripto! Tahu: That Chaos Control move I performed, can I use it to get me back to home? Spyro: Um, sorry. You can't use Chaos Control to get to another world. Tahu: Darn it! (Meanwhile at Ripto's base...) Ripto: You may have defeated Boris, but you never defeat my friends and me! MWAHAHAHAHA! (And so, The Eds and Bullwinkle had joined the fellowship. What will their next challenge be? Will Tahu get home? Will I have enough power to create another Eddy Hole for Tahu to get home? To be continued...) - Chapter 4: Me and my Shadow and the Final Showdown and Time to Go Home Tahu: I think that tower with the black clouds must be Ripto's base. Me: Yeah, I think that's it. (A black dragon appears.) Me: You almost look like me! Except, you have black scales! Shadow Spyro: I am Shadow Spyro. I am your dark clone. Ed: Cool! A dragon clone! S.S.: Ripto sent me to stop you punks from reaching my master. I'll tear ya limb from limb. Limb from limb! LIMB FROM LIMB! MWAHAHAHA! Tahu: You're a bigger pain in the neck than the real Spyro. (S.S. gets a evil idea.) S.S.: Ahem. I'm the real Spyro! He's a fake. Me: You're calling me a faker? I mean, you're comparing yourself to me? HA! You're nothing but dupe dragon! S.S.: I hate you. Takua: Eat light. S.S. Okay! (S.S. Eats Takua's lightstone.) Takua: No fair! S.S. Ha! You're nothing but a bunch of losers! Tahu: I'll take care of this guy! Ed! Help me! He's gonna burn me! (Ed makes a sign that says "Help wanted".) Eddy: Ed! That won't any good! Ed: It was my only option! Bullwinkle: I don't know what should I do in this fellowship. I'm going on a vacation. Me: Bullwinkle! Wait you just joined three hours hours ago! Bullwinkle! (Bullwinkle leaves the story.) Takua: At least he was helpful at the last chapter. Tahu: Guys! Oil is leaking out of Shadow Spyro. S.S.: I... must... destroy... (S.S. shuts down.) Tahu: It's a state-of-art robot! This ought to make some good scrap heap. Who knows that recycling would be so much fun! Me: TAXI! (The cab passes by me.) Me: Hey! I created this world and what do I get? I get to be ignored! Takua: You doing it the wrong way! Me: Doing what the wrong way? Takua: You're calling for Taxi cabs the wrong way! Me: Okay, if I am doing it the wrong way, show me how. Takua: TAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSIIIIIII! (A cab stops by us.) Driver: Where to? Me: Ew, you stink! Driver: I stink? No, I'm the greatest driver in history. Me: Hey, guys! We got a taxi that'll take us to Ripto's! (We all get into the tiny cab.) Sparx: You're crushing my wings! Eddy: If you don't like it, go outside! Edd: Eddy, Sparx doesn't have enough room to get out! Me: Take us to Ripto's hideout, pronto! Driver: It's a bit risky, because he has a lot of traps in that joint, but I'll do my best to go to there. (Three hour later...) Driver: Good luck beating Ripto, guys! (The cab leaves the scene.) Me: Well, this is it. It's now or never. (We enter the base.) Eddy: It is just more is it the comedy is getting too... epic-like. Takua: I have no clue what you're talking about. :huh: Ripto (On P.A.): Hello, weaklings! Before you enter my arena, answer this very, ridiculously, extremely hard question that no one can ever solve! MWAHAHAHAHA! Now, who is the Mascot of :BZPower:? Tahu: Hapori Tohu. Ripto: WHA?! After 100 years of no one giving the right answer, you're the first guys to solve it! (The door opens.) Tahu: Tra-la-laaaa-dat-dat-dum! Me: Tahu, you pain in the neck! We don't have a have theme song! Tahu: I'm the leader now, and I say we have a theme song. Me: Ohh... :glare: Ripto: So you weaklings had finally had met you doom! I have finally made the ultimate spell to destroy you and your world, Spyro! Me: Tahu, go and get rid this dork! Ripto: Mega power! (Ripto grows in to same height of his tower.) Ripto: Nothing can't stop me now! Tahu: Except this! BURN STUFF! Ripto: AIEEEEE! Fire! I'm on fire! (Ripto shrinks to normal.) Ripto: Mega power! (Makes an unbreakable shield. Everyone in our fellowship attack at once, but the shield remains unbreakable. Sparx touches me and we fuse together in to Spyarx.) Eddy: What happened? Me (As Spyarx): I am Spyarx. Like Takuta Nuva, I can destroy Ripto! (I attempt to blow a huge flame, but nothing works.) Ed: We're goners, Eddy! Who is Takuta Nuva, by the way? :huh: Edd: Never mind. Ed, Eddy, please touch me. Eddy: Why, Double-D? Edd: In this room, we can fuse together! (Ed and Eddy touch Edd and become Mega Ed.) Mega Ed: Jawkreaker Blaster! (Ripto's still remains undefeated.) Ripto: You can't beat me! :P (Takua touches Tahu and become Takhu.) Takhu: BURN STUFF! (Ripto still remains to be unhurt.) Ripto: Give up! Me: Mega Ed, Takhu! Touch me! (Takhu and Mega Ed touch me and become Mega TakhuEdSpyarx.) Me (As Mega TakhuEdSpyarx): Mega Attack! (Ripto's shield shatters and his power disappears.) Ripto: No! After all this hard work of destroying you, I lost again! (I flick Ripto out of my world and fall into a black hole. I break myself apart and we return to normal.) Me (As Spyro): Tahu, Takua, You did a good job. I'm sending you home. I have enough power to create another Eddy Hole. (I create the Eddy Hole.) Ed: An Eddy Hole! Eddy: Why'd you say that for? Ed: Nothing. (Tahu enlarges the Eddy Hole a Tahu and Takua return home.) Me: Now I have to find a new mirror... (At Ta-koro...) Vakama: Ohh, where is Tahu and Takua? They're later for dinner! Tahu: I'm back! Takua: Did we take long? Vakama: Yes, you did! (He yanks Tahu by the ear.) Tahu: Nice try! I have no ears! :lol: Takua: What for dinner? Vakama: Pizza. Tahu: Yay! (And Tah rushes off to the dinner table and eats all of the pizza and goes to bed.) THE END