Chapter 1: Meet the Eds
Me: Now, this is a sequel to "Tahu in my Fantasy World". To find the story, you must click on the brown banner on my sig.
Tahu: Sigh... another boring day is ahead of me ever since I left Spyro's world.
(Meanwhile outside of Mata-Nui, and in the cul-de-sac...)
Edd: Now, I'm attempting to create a wormhole to see if there is a such thing a Mata-Nui.
Eddy: Double-D, we already saw Tahu and he was a sign that Mata-nui does exist.
Edd: Maybe so, some could have been trying to pull our leg!
Ed: Can I eat your cookie dough experiment, Double-D?
Edd: Ed, that stuff is bad for your digestive system.
(Five minutes later...)
Edd: I've created the first man-made wormhole!
(At Ta-koro...)
Tahu: AIEEE! A wormhole is trying to inhale me! Help!
(The wormhole swallows Tahu and it disappears. At Edd's Basement...)
Tahu: Ohh... Where am I?
Ed: It's Tahu. Hello!
Tahu: You three look familiar. Didn't we met not too long ago? :huh:
Eddy: Um, of course we did.
Tahu: I thought you live in Spyro's world.
Edd: Well, we belong in this Cul-de-sac. We'll show you around.
(As Tahu and the Eds got out of Edd's house, Rolf appears with his pig, Wilfred.)
Eddy: Hi, Rolfie-boy!
Rolf: Hmm... You Ed-boys have befriended a strange guy. Who is he?
Ed: He's Tahu. A character from Bionicle.
Tahu: Piggie!
(Tahu grabs Wilfred.)
Tahu: I'm scared of pigs! I must butcher him!
Rolf: Tahu robot-boy! You shall not butcher Wilfred! If you do, you will clean the chicken cages!
Ed: Chicken?! Where?! Where?!
Eddy: Ed, shut up. :glare:
Rolf: Hello, Kevin-boy!
Eddy: Kevin?! I thought we sent him to Mata-Nui!
Kevin: Look, another dork has joined with the dorks! :lol:
Eddy: But I don't understand! How did you got out?
Kevin: I used Chaos Control when Tahu got home!
Tahu: Uh, Kevin?
Kevin: Yeah?
Tahu: Nazz wants to talk you over at the creek.
Kevin: Cool!
(He zips away.)
Tahu: Always knew that he was dumb like Mr. Jingle Marbles.
Rolf: Who is this Mr. Jingle Marbles man?
Tahu: He's not a man! He's a monkey!
Rolf: A monkey that is almost hairy as Rolf's uncle?
Tahu: Where'd this guy come from?
Eddy: Dunno. :bored:
Johnny: Hi, Eddy! Plank says "You have the largest Transformer right next to you!"
Ed: Tahu's not a Transformer! He's a Toa!
Johnny: What's a Toa?
Eddy: Buzz off, melon-head!
Johnny: Make me! :P
Tahu: Johnny, there's some wood varnish in you house.
Johnny: There is? Okay.
(Johnny runs to his house.)
Johnny: Hey! There isn't any!
Tahu: I love making a fool out of anyone. :lol:
Rolf: Rolf must tend to his Nana now!
(Rolf leave the scene.)
Eddy: So, uh, I guess it's just us now. Wanna help us make a scam?
Tahu: I'm good at making phony Kanohi.
Ed: Toy size or Toa sized?
Tahu: Both.
Sarah: Ed!
Ed: Sarah?
Sarah: Mom say to clean your room or no T.V. for you for a week.
Ed: I don't wanna have my T.V. taken!
Sarah: You better do it! :angry:
Eddy: Beat it, Sarah!
Tahu: I'll help out Ed.
Sarah: Hold it, red guy! No helps Ed to clean his room!
Ed: I cleaned it!
Sarah: You better have done it.
Eddy: Sarah, go away, you pest!
Sarah: Eddy, I am going away. Who wants to talk to a three-haired guy like you?
Eddy: Hmm! :angry:
(Sarah leaves.)
Eddy: Let's get on with our scam!
Edd: Is it something that we already did or something new?
Eddy: You'll see.
(Thirty minutes later...)
Eddy: Cotton candy! Get you genuine Cotton candy here!
Edd: Really, Eddy? Do you think that cotton dipped in blue food coloring would gives us any money at all?!
(Eddy looks at Ed and Tahu.)
Ed: Here, Tahu. Try this.
Tahu: Oh, all right. :glare:
(He eats the fake cotton candy.)
Tahu: Ick!
Eddy: They won't know what them! :lol:
Jimmy: Oh! Cotton candy! And only $0.25! Hello, mister! Can have some cotton candy?
Eddy:  Sure, Jimmy! That'll be $0.25!
(Jimmy eats the fake cotton candy. He spits it out.)
Jimmy: Yuck! I should have know you were behind this, Eddy.
Eddy: Oh, great! Another scam failed.
Edd: I told you this wouldn't work!
Ed: Can we have a sleep over party at my house?
(Ed hugs Tahu.)
Ed: We could be great friends with Tahu!
Tahu: Oh, geez!
(Will Tahu survive the sleep over party with the Eds? Will Tahu be able to get home? To be continued...)
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Chapter 2: The Ultimate Sleep Over Party
(At Ed's house...)
Tahu: But I don't know what a Sleep Over Party is!
Eddy: You're telling us that you don't know what a sleep over party is?! It's party where you stay up all night! It's like New Year's Eve! Except this isn't any ball drops or counting until midnight.
Tahu: Okay. That sound like fun! I hope... :unsure:
(At 5:00 P.M., Tahu and the Eds go to the basement and into Ed's room and they find Sarah watching TV.)
Sarah: Ed! Go away!
Ed: But, Sarah! There's a T.V. in the living room you can use!
Sarah: Ed, you dumb brother! It's broken since you put your baseball bat in hit!
Ed: But I was trying to squish an ant!
T.V. : Hello, kids! I'm Mr. Blue Rubber Guy! Sing with me, kids, and clap your hands!
Sarah: Beat it! It's getting to the good part!
T.V. (Singing): Flip-flip-flimmy-flimp-flimp! Flip-flip-flimmy-flimp-flimp!
Eddy: Doesn't that look like the blue rubber guy that I saw on brickshelf.com a day or two ago?
Sarah: What are talking about?
Tahu: Hmm...
(Tahu and the Eds go out of Ed's room.)
Tahu (Whispering): I'll ring the doorbell and Sarah will think it's Jimmy. Then we have T.V. to ourselves!
(He uses he Kakama and rings the doorbell.)
Sound Effect: Ding-dong!
Ed: I'll get it!
Eddy: Stay here, lumpy!
Sarah: I'll get it!
(Tahu rushes back to the Eds. Sarah opens the front door.)
Sarah: Huh?
(Back at the basement...)
Ed: Sleep over party time!
Eddy: Guard the T.V., Ed! I'll get the snacks!
T.V. : And now it's time for...
(Ed changes the channel.)
T.V. : I'm the evil skull! BOHOHOHOHOHOHO! (Breathes fire.)
Ed: Cool.
Eddy: I got the potato chips!
Tahu: I hope they're fat-free.
Edd: Me, too, Tahu.
Ed: Shh! It's getting to the great part!
T.V. : AHHHH! It's a wooden doll flying in to the wormhole!
Eddy: We've seen that before.
Ed: Let's watch "The Two Towers"!
Eddy: I HATE THE LORD OF THE RINGS! It's the most boring PG-13 movie I ever saw. No speeding cars. No cool stuff. I say it's  way beyond boring!
Tahu: Oh, yeah? I like that trilogy! I like the part where--
Eddy: Don't need to know. I hate it.
Sarah: Ed! I was watching that!
Ed: Sorry, baby sister! We're having a sleep over!
Eddy: Besides, look at this!
(Eddy turns the T.V. screen to Sarah's eyes.)
T.V. : BOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!
Sarah: That's scary.
(She runs away.)
Ed: We should do that to Sarah very often!
Edd: Excuse me, I'm going to my house and get some reading material.
Ed: Aw, come on, Double-D! Don't you wanna see the ending of this?
(Edd leaves the scene.)
Tahu: Is it just me or is it that I'm not getting enough attention in chapter?!
Ed: Double-D has once again misses a cool ending of "The Freaky Horror Show!"
T.V.: Coming up next is "The Evil Show That Everyone Hates"!
Tahu: Turn that off, Ed. We all hate that show.
Ed: I agree, Tahu.
Eddy: They should take it off the air. Doesn't the executive producer realize we all hate it?
Tahu: Who want's to play PS2?
Ed: I say Gamecube is better that PS2!
Tahu: PS2!
Ed: Gamecube!
Tahu: PS2!
Ed: GAMECUBE!
Eddy: Guys! Why don't we flip a coin. Head means PS2, while tails mean Gamecube.
Tahu: I hate Gamecube. All the other Toa like Gamecube! Isn't there another Toa that is a Playstation nut?
(Eddy flips the coin. Tails shows up.)
Ed: Gamecube time!
Tahu: I'll play, but won't like it. I thought Ed couldn't tell the difference between head and tails!
(At 7:00 P.M., Edd returns.
Eddy: Double-D! What took you so long?
Edd: I have decided bring a book on fishes.
Ed: Boring! Let's read the latest issue on " The Curse of Evil Tim"!
Tahu: Aw, nuts! I died again!
Ed: Toot, toot! I won!
Tahu: And I thought he was bad at video games. :glare:
(At 8:00 P.M., Sarah is in her pajamas and opens the door.)
Sarah: Ed! Mom says to go to be now!
Ed: But, Sarah! I'm in the middle of beating a very tough boss!
(The screen says "GAME OVER".)
Ed: Aw, I never beat this guy! I need cheat codes.
Tahu: Is it just me, or is it that Ed seems a bit smart in the story? :huh:
Sarah: All four of you! Your party's over! Go to bed or I'm telling mom about that bathtub full of gravy!
Ed: Don't do it, Sarah! We'll go to bed!
Sarah: You better!
(She slams the door.)
Eddy: At least we had a good time. Huh, guys? Guys?
Edd: Sleepy, sleepy, sleep...
Ed: Zzz...
Tahu (Muttering in his sleep) : Oh, hello, Gali. Can I go on date with you?
Eddy: Oh, well.
(At 7:00 A.M., Tahu wakes up before the Eds. He jumps into Ed's bathtub and forgets Sarah saying it was filled with gravy.)
Tahu: Huh? I'm in a tub with gravy! How does this kid live?
(At 8:00 A.M., Tahu sits down with the Eds.)
Tahu: I'm in a mood for...
Eddy: Chunky Puffs? Yeah, I'd knew you want it. We didn't forget you wanted it back at the last comedy.
Tahu: Hmm...
(Eddy get into the box and searches for the prize.)
Ed: I'll get the prize for you, Eddy!
(Ed pulls Eddy out.)
Ed: I found another Eddy prize!
Eddy: Oh, yeah? I found the Super Rocket Skates prize!
Tahu: I've always want that! I heard it fits in all sizes!
(At 9:00 P.M., the Eds and Tahu go out of Ed's house.)
Tahu: Where you taking me?
Ed: The Bus Stop!
Eddy: We're going to the playground, burr-head.
Ed: Heh-heh. :D
Eddy: C'mon, Frankenstein.
(And the Eds and Tahu head out to the playground. Who is at the playground? What kind of wacky events could occur? Stay tuned...)
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Chapter 3: Playground Chaos, Battle of the Cul-de-sac and Returning Home Again
Tahu: This playground kinda reminds me of Le-koro, except there are weird trees.
(Eddy falls down as if someone were trying to trip him.)
Edd: Eddy, did you tie your shoelaces? You need to tie them for better ankle support!
Eddy: I did tied my shoes, sockhead!
(Eddy gets yanked by his three hairs, but there is no human being or Toa shown.)
Ed: It's Jib!
Edd: Jib has returned?
Eddy: I thought I got rid of him! Jib, you're a pain in the neck!
Tahu: Who's Jib? Where is he?
Ed: Jib is the guy who's holding Eddy by his hair.
Tahu: Sorry, Ed. I don't see him.
Edd: Tahu, listen to me! Ed has created Jib after reading some comic book which is poison for the brain!
Tahu: I read comic all the time and my brain never gets poisoned! :lol:
Edd: You should start reading educational material. You're a growing guy!
Tahu: Toa.
Edd: Whatever you are, you need to get smart!
Eddy: Someone make this guy to let me go!
(Jib releases Eddy.)
Eddy: Just you wait, Jib! I'll get you for good!
Ed: Don't worry, Jib! I'll protect you from that nasty Eddy! What's that Jib? Jib says he want to play tag! You're it, Eddy!
Eddy: Oh, yeah? Good thing I still got the Super Rocket Skates I found in the Chunky Puffs box! Prepare to meet your doom, Jib!
Dume: Did some call my name?
Tahu: Dume! You're not supposed to appear until sometime in the 2004 saga of Bionicle! Besides, you don't belong in this story!
Dume: Darn! I thought the time had come! Has anyone seen Nivawk?
Edd: No.
Dume: Oy... I need to take my medication.
(Dume walks away.)
Eddy: I got you now, Jib.
Ed: You missed him, Eddy!
(The Super Rocket Skates start to die.)
Eddy: Oh, great! :angry:
Ed: You're safe now, Jib!
Kevin: What are dorks doing?
Eddy: Uh, nothing, Kevin!
Kevin: I smell something, Rolf.
Rolf: It must be Papa soaking the greasy carrots again.
Kevin: Where's the new dork on the block?
Tahu: You're referring to me?
Kevin: Yeah, you, dork!
Tahu: What did I do that was dork-related?
Kevin: You look like a dork to me.
Eddy: Ha! I got Jib!
Rolf: Jib has returned? I celebration, I say!
(Rolf gets an empty broth jug and starts to play "That's My Horse".)
Ed: That's my horse, Jib!
Edd: Rolf! Stop! This is supposed to be a G-rated or a PG-rated comedy with very low violence!
Rolf: Nonsense, smarty pants Ed-boy. This song won't harm a fly.
Edd: Rolf, give me the jug.
Rolf: Rolf will give you the jug if you give him a yo-yo. Rolf has recenty lost the one that potato Ed-boy gave him.
Tahu: Here, take mine. I stink at doing tricks.
Rolf: Rolf is pleased!
Kevin: I'm outta here. I don't know what to do next!
(Kevin leaves the scene.)
Rolf: Hotheaded Tahu-boy.
Tahu: What.
Rolf: Do not attempt to butcher Wilfred. If you do, MAY YOUR NOSE FESTER WITH THE RAGE OF OLIVES!
Tahu: Ow. My eardrums hurt. :wacko:
Rolf: Rolf must tend to his Nana at once!
Eddy: Why?
Rolf: Mind your own lunch kettle, scam-making Ed-boy.
Eddy: I think you mean beeswax.
Rolf; Whatever.
(Rolf leaves the scene. Eddy gets poked in the head after throws Jib and his invisible bags into a bus that's ready to leave.)
Eddy: Ow!
Johnny: Poke! Poke! Poke!
Eddy: Johnny! You're a public menace!
Johnny: Why?
Eddy: 'cuz you're pest!
Johnny: Why?
Eddy: I dunno why.
Johnny: Why?
Eddy: Johnny, go away!
Johnny: YEE-HAW!
(Anchovy Paste fumes come out of his mouth.)
Tahu: Where'd he get that fishy smell from?
Edd: You don't wanna know.
Tahu: Yes, I do!
Edd: Tahu, it's too ugly to tell!
Tahu: Okay, you win!
Ed: Hey, Johnny! Nice haircut!
Johnny: Why?
Ed: Uh...
Johnny: Why?
Eddy: Johnny, Plank is trying to say something to you!
Johnny: What's that, Plank?
Plank: ...
Johnny: Plank say he didn't say anything at all! What's that Plank? Plank says he's missing his favorite show!
(Johnny zips away. The Kankers appear.)
Eddy: Tahu! Get rid of them!
Tahu: BURN STUFF!
Lee: What the?!
(The Kankers get burned. Three kids that look Ed, Edd 'n Eddy appear.)
Eddy: What the?!
Edd: They look like us!
Ed: The one with one eyebrow looks like me!
Short kid: I am Evil Eddy. This are my friends, Evil Double-D and Evil Ed. You burned our robots!
Ed: It wasn't me!
Evil Edd: Just for that, we're gonna destroy you!
Evil Ed: Come at the lane at 5:00 P.M.
Evil Eddy: You don't come, your brains will be taken out you.
Ed: AHH! I don't want my brain to be taken!
(At 5:00 P.M., the sun is setting and the Eds, Tahu and, the Evils Eds are at the lane.)
Tahu: We go first!
Evil Eddy: No, we do!
Eddy: Sorry, but, good guys get go first.
Evil Eddy: Where does it say in the rule book? :sly:
Tahu: Chapter 3, section Q, paragraph 8, sentence 3. I have that book at home.
Evil Edd: Okay, you win.
Ed: Yeah! We won the match!
Eddy: Ed! We didn't start it yet! :angry:
Ed: Opps. :huh:
(Evil Eddy gets a laser gun.)
Evil Eddy: Prepare to meet your maker!
(Instead of a laser beam coming out of a gun, a white flag that says "ZAP!" comes out.)
Evil Eddy: What?!
Edd: Do you realize that the author is trying to keep the rate of violence very low?
Evil Ed: Uhh... no. :huh:
Eddy: Boo.
Evil Ed, Edd 'n Eddy: Run away!
(And the Evil Eds were never seen or heard again. At Edd's basement...)
Tahu: Double-D? Can you create another wormhole so I can get back at home?
Edd: I dunno. The machine is a bit beat up to me. I'll try.
(Edd create a wormhole.)
Tahu: I'll miss you guys!
Ed, Edd 'n Eddy: Bye, Tahu!
(Tahu enters the wormhole and it disappears.
Eddy: Now what?
(Meanwhile...)
Tahu: Hey! This is isn't Ta-koro! I'm in a town!

THE END