Chapter 1: The Chaos Starts. (It is a sunny, yet cool spring's day at Ta-Koro and crazy things happen around that time of the year, including leap years.) Tahu: Vakama? Vakama: Yes? Tahu: I'm going to the park. Vakama: But I thought you hated parks! Tahu: Not any more! And I have been in the raincoat business for 35 years! Morty Seinfeld: Hello, I'm Morty Seinfeld. Vakama: The father of everyone's favorite comedian, Spyro Mythia? Morty: No! The father of Jerry Seinfeld! You, with the red face... Tahu: It's a mask, and I'm Tahu. Morty: Whatever. You just can't steal a celebrity's line from anything. I know you can't get away from it. Tahu: Oh, yeah?! :angry: (Tahu burns Morty's liverwurst-flavored trousers.) Morty: I just spent $999,999.99 on these trousers and they're brand new! Jala: Loser! By the way, Vakama, why is my name spelled J-A-L-A instead of J-A-L-L-E-R? Takua: You clown! Your named is spelled J-A-L-A because this take place in the Bohrok saga! Duh! Jala: I wasn't asking you, you dumb Ta-Matoran who always wears a Nui-Jaga's mask! Takua: It's not from a Nui-Jaga, you twit! I'm gonna crack your head open! Jala: AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! :bigeek: Takua: You can run, but you can't hide! (And so, Takua runs away from Jala and they fled into the entrance of Onu-Wahi.) Morty: Oy... Tahu: Get out of this story! You don't belong there! Morty: I am going! I'm late for a poker game! Tahu: And I've got a baseball game to see! (Tahu leaves Ta-koro and walks into the peaceful park of Le-Wahi until he hears some rustling in the bushes.) Tahu: If you're a Bohrok, come out now! (Instead of a Bohrok, a monkey comes out!) Monkey: Eek-eek! Tahu: Ahh! :bigeek: (The monkey lands on Tahu's head.) Tahu; Get off, you brainless and dumb animal! Announcer: We interrupt this comedy to bring you a brief announcement. Me: Hi, I'm Spyro Mythia, the author this story. Duh! I am the topic starter of this topic! :lol: Anyways, I'm sorry to call the monkey of this story brainless and dumb. I know they are intelligent like you humans, so I'm sorry my fellow member of :bzpower: who like monkeys and rest of you who like them throughout the universe and beyond. Announcer: This has been a brief announcement from a member of :bzpower:. This comedy may resume. Tahu: AHHGRRHH! Get off! Shoo! Beat it! :burnmad: Monkey: Hoot-hoot? :huh: Tahu: I hate monkeys. (A few minutes later Tahu arrives at the Le-Wahi stadium.) Commentator: I'm Eddy Vincent, and this is Rolf Kruger. Rolf: Welcome to the first game of this season! Our home team, you know 'em, you love 'em, the Soaring Kahu Birds! Tahu: Yay! Eddy: Is it just me or there's only one guy in the stadium? Rolf: Just like the last game of the previous season, yes. Anyways, the challengers, the Happy Melting Snowmen. Eddy: Let me ask you something, even though they're called the Happy Melting Snowmen, how come they're not melting? Rolf: Dunno. :bored: Eddy: Okay... Let the game begin! Tahu: Woo-hoo! H. M. S. Player #1: C'mon kid, throw dah baseball! S. K. B. Player #1: Okay! You need to work on saying the word "the", mister! H. M. S. Player #2: Hey, look! S. K. B. Player #2: Oh, no. We're not going to fall for that one, pal! Rolf: There's a monkey on that guy in the stadium! Eddy, H. M. S players, S. K. B. players, coaches, umpire, and referee: Huh?! Monkey: Hoo, hoo, hoo! Tahu: Get off of me! Eddy: I think the monkey's trying to say that he wants to play baseball with the red guy! Rolf: How did you know what he is saying? Eddy: I used to translate the sounds of primates and figure out what they're saying. Rolf: Oh. Change of plans. We have to schedule the game for tomorrow. Referee: Okay, If the red guy... Tahu: I'm Tahu. Referee: Whatever. If Tahu catches the ball that the monkey gets to throw, the monkey will bug Tahu for a while. If the monkey's throw is unsuccessful, the monkey gets stop bugging Tahu. Tahu: Bring it on, doofus! :P Monkey: Eek-eek! (The monkey throws the ball, but the ball lands on the field instead of Tahu's mitt.0 Umpire: The monkey is out! Tahu is the winner! H. M. S. players and K. H. S. players: Yay! Tahu: Ha-hah! I won! ^_^ (The monkey grabs Tahu's fire sword that was laying in Tahu's seat in the bleachers.) Monkey: Eek-eek! :angry: (He swings Tahu's sword and a fireball comes out and it hits on Tahu's liverwurst-flavored trousers.) Tahu: HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bigeek: I just got these yesterday! I'm gonna get you for this, you furball! :angry: Monkey: Eek! :bigeek: (The monkey and Tahu run out of the stadium and the chase is on! Will the monkey ever learn his lesson? Will Tahu get his revenge? To be continued...) - Chapter 2: Chasing Through the Snow Monkey: Eek-heek-heek! :P Tahu: Oh, why you little chimp! Activate Kakama now! (The monkey runs faster and Tahu falls behind.) Tahu: Must... need... more... speed! (Tahu sees Sonic.) Tahu: Hey, you! You with the blue haircut! Sonic: Those are hedges, you dork. Tahu: Whatever. can I borrow your shoes for while? (He grabs Sonic. The monkey watches Tahu as he takes of Sonic's shoes.) Sonic: Hey! I need these for running! That's my only thing that make me the fastest hedgehog in the universe and beyond! (Tahu reads the label of the shoe he gets out his Rau and translates the english characters.) Tahu: "Put these on and you'll be faster than anything!" I hope this works on any creature besides you! (Tahu puts the shoes on.) Tahu: Wow! I feel faster. Sonic: Now I feel slow. :glare: Amy: Sonic! Tahu: It's your girlfriend! You must go with her! I gotta go! Activate Kakama now! Sonic: Wait! How did you know she is my girlfriend? Tahu: I played your games before! Duh! Amy: C'mon, Sonic! We do wanna miss Sonicle: Mask of Light! Sonic: But we've seen that 184,278,284 times already! Announcer: We interrupt this comedy to bring you a brief announcement. Johnny 2x4: What?! Again?! Let's get on with the comedy! Double-D: Shh! Let the author say his announcement! Me: Hello again. There could be a rumor that I could write an epic called Sonicle: Mask of Light. Right now I have to watch MoL numerous times so I won't forget a scene or two. Announcer: This has been a brief announcement from a member of :bzpower:. This comedy may resume. (In Ko-koro, Tahu is gaing on the monkey.) Tahu: I got you now, you stupid simian! Monkey: Eek! (Tahu slip on the ice.) Tahu: AIIIEEE! (He lands on his back.) Tahu: I'm so angry enough that I wanna release my anger! Tahu's doctor (Indian accent): Remember to stay calm, cool and collected. Tahu: Oy... Monkey: He-e-e-e-e-e! Tahu: All right, no more Mr. Nice Toa! Monkey: Eek! Eek! :bigeek: (The chase continues as the Tahu and the monkey get past by Nuju and Matoro.) Nuju (Translated): What was that brown furry thing? Matoro: Beats me. :bored: Nuju (Still Translated): Maybe it's a new kind of Bohrok Va. Matoro: You and your crazy ideas... Tahu: Slow down, you monkey! Monkey: Hoo-hoo-hoo! Tahu: I am really starting hate you! :burnmad: (Chico Marx with an ice cream cart appears out of nowhere.) Chico: Get you Tootsie-Fruitsie ice cream! (The monkey climbs up a mountain and Tahu bumps in the cart.) Tahu: Sorry about that. I... Chico Marx! Can I have your autograph? Also I'll have a nice orange Popsicle. Chico: No autograph or a Popsicle until you clean this up! Tahu: Activate Vahi now! (Time slows down and Tahu cleans up the mess in a flash. He takes off his Vahi.) Chico: Here's your autograph... Tahu: Thanks! ^_^ Chico: And here's a nice big orange-flavored Popsicle. Get your ice cream! A nice ice cream only for free! (As Chico leave the scene, Tahu bite his Popsicle.) Tahu: YOW! It's nothing but a book with tip on betting in Ussal racing coated in orange snow! Oh, well. This'll come in handy sometime. Monkey: He-e-e-e-e! Tahu: You're still alive? I'm gonna get you and turn you into a stuffed animal! Monkey: Eek! Tahu: You'll never defeat me! (Will the monkey or Tahu win this one-on-one war? Stay tuned...) Sonic: Hey! What about my shoes? Tahu: Here you go! Sorry if they're a bit beat up. Sonic: My shoes never get beaten up ever since my first game came out! Me: Okay! Time for a coffee break! Tahu: Coffee! ^_^ - Chapter 3: Day at the Races Me: Back to work! Tahu: But I haven't drank my coffee yet! Me: Too bad! :P Get to work now! Tahu: Geez... :glare: Monkey: Eek-eek! (The monkey and Tahu run into to the Onu-koro highway.) Tahu: I hope you run into a dead end so defeat once and for all! (Tahu bumps in to a wall.) Tahu: Darn! I forgot my lightstone! Wait... my sword. (He lights it up.) Tahu: Come out, come out, wherever you are! (Meanwhile at Onu-koro the monkey is in to Ussal crab stables.) Monkey (Thinking): Hmm... Maybe I can slip some harness soap under the Ussals' saddles. (A few moments later the racers mount on to their Ussals and they and their saddle slide off their Ussals and the soap lands on the racers' faces.) Onepu: Turaga Whenua! Whenua: Yes? Onepu: Look what I found under my saddle! It's soap! Whenua? What kind of soap? Glycerin soap? Deodorant soap? Acne soap? Irish soap? Onepu: It's harness soap! Someone was trying to break me back! Tahu: I know you're in there! Onepu: Toa Tahu! Someone put some harness soap under the saddles! I also found this on my saddle too. (Onepu gives Tahu a hair.) Tahu: Hmm... Taipu: I suggest you have give it to Nurapu. Not only he invented the Boxor, he's Mata-Nui's greatest scientist! Nurapu: Has someone called for me? Whenua: Yes. Take Tahu to you hut and research this hair. It's clue that someone is causing pranks in Onu-koro. Nurapu: Buddy, if I can't be very smart, who can? :) (Before Tahu and Nurapu get to Nurapu's hut, Graalok blocks in front of the entrance.) Graalok: GRRRRRR! Tahu: Graalok! You're not supposed to appear until September 16, 2003! Nurapu: And get out of the way! (Graalok swallows Nurapu and she spits him back out. She runs away.) Nurapu: Good thing I taste bad to ash bears. (As they get in to the hut, Nurapu gets out his his microscope.) Nurapu: This'll take take a very long time and please read a magazine or something. Tahu: You got the latest issue of the Lego Magazine? Nurapu: No, and I'm very busy. Hmm... Now let's see... Ah-ha! Tahu; What? Nurapu: It's a monkey hair! Tahu: It must be the monkey that I was chasing. Monkey: Eek-eek! Tahu: What do you want? :angry: Monkey: Hoot-hoot-hoot. Nurapu: According to my translator watch, he's a saying " I'm betting on the Ussal race. Once my Ussal, Sunny-side up, wins, you give me all your money. If you win, I'll give all my money." Tahu: If he is saying that, I shall accept the challenge! (A few moments later, the monkey and Tahu are the Onu-koro stadium. Eddy: Hello, folks! I'm Eddy Vincent and this is Rolf Kruger! Tahu: Hey, didn't I see you guys back at chapter 1? Rolf: Um... yes. Is it just me or it there's a monkey and the red guy we say at the last chapter in the stadium? Eddy: Yeah. Just two creatures sitting in the bleachers. Okay! It's a one lap race! Let's welcome our first racer! Onepu and his Ussal crab, Hi Hat! Tahu: Okay, monkey if he wins, I get the money. Eddy: His challenger, Upana and his crab, Sunnys-side up! Tahu: Boo! Monkey: Eee-eee! ^_^ Rolf: And they're off! Onepu is taking the lead and look at his go! Quick as a lightning bolt, Onepu wins the race! Tahu: I get the money! :P (The monkey gives Tahu a big bag of money.) Tahu: Hey, Onua! Onua: Yes? Tahu: Take this bag to Ta-koro. Onua: Will do! ;) (He lifts up the bags and runs to Ta-koro.) Tahu: You know monkey, even now, I'm still chasing you and I haven't got my revenge yet! Nurapu: Tahu, I've got a present for you. Tahu: But it's not my Birthday or Christmas! Nurapu: I know, but, this potion will give the same speed as Sonic, so you don't have to borrow his shoes at all! :D (Tahu drinks it.) Tahu: Mmm... Lemon-n-Lime-n-Cherry flavored! :P Nurapu; I was going to us it for my lab rat, but you deserve it more. Good luck on you chase! Tahu: Thanks! :D Monkey: Eek! :bigeek: Tahu: Prepare to meet your maker! (Will his chase ever end?! To be continued...) - Chapter 4: Po-koro (As usual, it's very hot in Po-koro and Tahus is sweating like crazy.) Tahu: I hate the desert! I don't mind sweating in Ta-koro, but hate sweating in Po-koro! :burnmad: (The monkey does a backflip and hides in pile of Koli balls.) Tahu: Think he gave up. I think it's time that had myself a soda. (He rushes over the diner.) Tahu: Yo! Bartender! Bartender: That's me! Bart the Bartender! But call me Bart. Because I like to be called Bart because my job is a bartender and the first four letter of my job is B-A-R-T and that's why I like to be called Bart the Bartender. Tahu: Yeah, I get it. :bored: Bart: So, what soda you want? Tahu: I'll have a Tab. Bart: Sorry, that soda discontinued. We have Pepsi, Coke, cherry soda, grape soda, grapefruit soda, ginger ale, ginger beer, root beer, birch beer, orange soda, and Mountain Dew. Tahu: I'll have all of the choices. Bart: That'll be $49.99 or 50 widgets. Tahu: I use my Mata-Nui Express Card. I never leave home with out it. B) Bart: Okay, then. So want me to put in a Ed, Edd 'n Eddy tape? Tahu: Sure! ^_^ (Bart pops in the tape and presses play.) TV: (Whistles) Ed, Edd 'n Eddy! (The TV play the Ed, Edd 'n Eddy theme song. During the middle of the song, static occurs.) Tahu: Hey! Doesn't the Eds pop out during the static part of the opening theme song? Bart: Darn! I just had it fixed last week! (He looks behind the TV and sees some wires chewed up.) Bart: Some pesky critter had chewed up all the wires, and I found this hair. Tahu: Let me look at that. (He sniffs the hair.) Tahu: It smells like... a monkey! I thought that unspeakable thing gave up! (The monkey appears out of the counter.) Monkey: Eek! Tahu: How did he get there? Ed: It is simple. Tahu: Ed! You aren't supposed to be here. Ed: I saw it all. Just as I saw the monkey landed on the Koli balls. I followed him to back of the diner. When Bart was talking with you, the monkey chew the wires just as the first few second of the intro song of our show was playing. Tahu: ... :blink: Ed: Simple. Tahu: You're simple! Bart: Think his theory right. Tahu: Ugh... :talk2hand: Monkey: Eek-eek! (He jumps on Tahu's head.) Tahu: What the heck he's doing? Monkey: Hoo-hoo-hoo! Tahu: Go to a zoo or a circus or have to fry you! Monkey: Eek! Tahu: Death to the monkey! (Pohatu come in to the diner.) Pohatu: Tahu! I didn't know you like monkeys! :lol: Tahu: Just shut up and get it off my head! Just stand there! Don't do something! Pohatu: Okay. Tahu: What you waiting for?! Get off of me! Pohatu: But I thought you told me to stay in one spot. Tahu: No, I didn't! Pohatu: But... Tahu: Just get that stupid monkey off of my head! Pohatu: Nope. Tahu: WHY NOT?! :burnmad: Pohatu: I like monkeys. I will not harm one. Tahu (Sarcastically): Boy, you're a big help. :glare: Pohatu: I gotta go! I'm late for the Koli game. Tahu: No, no! Wait! I'll give you an American two dollar bill! Pohatu: Okay, off you go, monkey. Please go home. Tahu: The dollar bill, as I promised. (Tahu leaves the bar.) Pohatu: Hmm... What the-- It's fake! It has a picture of Tahu instead of Thomas Jefferson! I've been pranked! (In Ga-wahi, Tahu does the happy dance.) Tahu (Singing): Hooray! I've got rid of the monkey! I've got rid of the monkey! I've got rid of the monkey! I've got rid of the monkey! I've got rid of the monkey! I've got rid of the monkey! I've got rid of the monkey! I've got rid of the monkey! I've got rid of the monkey! Oh, yeah, baby! Me: Why thank you for repeating "I've got rid of the monkey" about ten times. Tahu: I said it nine times. Me: Whatever. Anyways, thanks for repeating that line so this story can get over minimum of three hundred words. I wish my computer had a word counter. :glare: Tahu: Well, when's out next coffee break? Me: Never. Tahu: WHAT?! :burnmad: Me: Fooled you! :lol: Tahu: I knew that this was a joke all along. Me: Okay, everyone, coffee break! Monkey (Thinking): I hope that get my revenge on that Toa who tried kill me. (Will the monkey get his revenge? Or will Tahu have the remainder of his life monkey-free? Stay tuned...) - Chapter 5: The Monkey Strikes Back Me: Coffee break's over! Tahu: Again!? But I didn't get a chance to drink it! Me: Oh, all right. Drink your stupid coffee and get on the set! Time is money here! (Tahu drinks his coffee in one sitting.) Me: Now, let's go! Tahu: Okay, okay! Me: Ready? And, action! Tahu: Now with that monkey out of my way, I can finally get relaxed! Now, let's see. I haven't gone fishing for a while. (Tahu sees Big the cat from Sonic Adventure DX.) Tahu: Yo, fatso! you in my favorite fishing spot of Ga-koro! Big: Too bad. I claimed this spot ever since chapter 1. Tahu: If that monkey hadn't come and pester me, I would be sitting here right now! Big: Wait until tomorrow. Right now, I'm looking for Froggy. Tahu: Forget your stupid frog! Move over, tubby! Big: Something's biting! I hope it's Froggy! (As Big reels in, the end of the line reveal Froggy.) Big: Froggy! (E-102 Gamma comes to the scene.) E-102 Gamma: I am E-102 Gamma, an E-series robot created by Eggman. I have come to take your frog. (He snatches it right under Big's nose.) Big: Hey! Some one stop him! Frog thief on the lose! Police! S.W.A.T team! U.S. army! Some please help me! Tahu: Now that big, fat tub of blubber that always spits out hairballs, I can claim my fishing spot again! Oh, darn it! I for got my fishing rod at Ta-koro! (Before Tahu leaves Ga-koro, he sees Big's rod laying in plain sight.) Tahu: Well, what do you know? The big guy left his rod! What a loser! :lol: (Tahu sits down and casts away.) Tahu: I hope I can get a very big Ruki fish! All I ever got were one that were the of size of sardines. Well, I hope I can get some thing good or ever rarer! (He feel a strong tug on his line.) Tahu: This has to be a big one! (Instead of a fish of any kind, it was Gali, wearing a mermaid swimsuit.) Tahu: Will you marry me? Gali: I'm not a real mermaid! I just got this swimsuit and you poked a hole in the tail part of my suit. I just spent 5 widgets on it! Tahu: Sorry. :D Gali: So, what have you done today? Tahu: Monkey was bugging and I finally got rid of that pest. Gali: Hmm... :sarcastic: Tahu: It's true! Gali: All right! I know that! Tahu: Is it just me or is there something on my head? Gali: Yes there is and it's a monkey! Tahu: What the-- AHHHHH! :bigeek: Monkey: Eek! Tahu: If he tries to dunk me in the water, I'm suing the monkey! Gali: Tahu, monkeys don't know how to do... uh stuff that involves being that can speak. Tahu: Just don't sit there! Get it off of me! (Tahu looses his balance and falls in to the water.) Gali: I must save my boyfriend! (She jumps in and swims to Tahu trying to swim away from the monkey.) Tahu (Thinking): This is worse than some guy trying to get away from a shark! I hate monkeys! I wish that monkey was never born! (The monkey starts to realize that he is running out of air and resurfaces and swims to the shore. Tahu thinks the monkey is still swimming for him and starts to realize that he's out of air.) Tahu (Thinking): Uh-oh! I can't hold it much longer! But I must swim to survive! (Tahu closes his eyes and Gali brings Tahu up to the surface. When they resurfaced and Gali throws Tahu to shore and she puts her mouth near Tahu's so she can give him some air. Several seconds later, Tahu wakes up and Gali's mouth is still on Tahu's mouth. He thinks he's being kissed by a mermaid.) Tahu: I've been kissed by a mermaid! Oh, am I gonna marry you! :wub: Gali: I am not a mermaid! Tahu You sure fooled me... (Tahu gets up and sees something on the sand.) Tahu: Monkey footprints! They're leading to Ta-koro! The monkey's gonna destroy my home! I hope it's not too late! I'm coming, Vakama! (Tahu runs to Ta-koro as the sun sets. Is the monkey going to destroy Mata-Nui? Will Tahu save the day? To be continued...) Tahu: Boy, I sure traveled throughout the day. :ohmy: - Chapter 6: Home for the showdown Vakama: Toa Tahu! How was your day. Tahu: Long and tiring. It's a long story. Vakama: Please tell me just so you can help the author of this story get past the minimum of 300 words. Tahu: Okay. Before I went to the baseball stadium, a monkey got on my head. When I went to the stadium, the monkey lost at a throwing contest. :lol: Then he burned my liverwurst-flavored trousers. I chased him at Ko-koro and I had to borrow Sonic's shoes. Then I bumped into a celebrity who selling tips on Ussal racing and disguised them as ice cream. I got one of those books. Then, the monkey challenged me on betting on a Ussal race. Thanks to Ussal racing guidebook, I won the bet. The monkey gave me all his money. I was still chasing him. I got rid of him in Po-koro. But when I went to Ga-koro for fishing. The monkey was still after me. When jumped on my head again, I lost my balance. I almost drowned. But Gali saved me and I confused her as a mermaid because she was dressed as one. Then I saw monkey footprints on the sand, leading to here. Now I have to hunt that monkey down. Have you seen the monkey, Vakama? Vakama? Vakama: Zzz... Tahu: Wake up and smell the coffee! Vakama; Zzz... Wha? Coffee? Where?! Tahu: Fooled you! :lol: (Tahu gets whacked by Vakama's staff.) Vakama: Don't fool me again! :angry: I knew that was a trick all along! Tahu: Sorry... Vakama: Uh, Tahu, there's something on your head. Tahu: Nice try, Vakama! :P Vakama: There's a monkey on your head! Tahu: AHHH! :bigeek: (The monkey jumps off of Tahu's head.) Monkey: Eek-eek! Tahu: Any, last words, monkey? (Takua appears on the scene and he is holding the Avohkii.) Takua: Toa Tahu! Look what I found at the lava break! Tahu: Takua! You not supposed to find the mask of light until September 16, 2003! (A light beam comes out of the Avohkii.) Takua: Oops. :blink: (The beam hits on the monkey.) Monkey: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! (The monkey disappears.) Tahu: Takua! You're a genius! Takua: I am? :huh: Tahu: You are! I should have brought a lightstone to blind that monkey until he disappears! Vakama, remind be to bring my lightstone every time I go out. Vakama: Will, do. (At the top of the tallest building of Ta-koro, Makuta (The Matoran form.) looks upon Tahu thanking Takua for stopping the monkey.) Makuta: A Matoran stopping my pet monkey?! I have get my revenge! (He leaps down the building.) Tahu: Makuta?! But I thought you were dead after we defeated you at the first Mata-Nui Online Game! Makuta: Remember what said? "You cannot destroy me, for I am Nothing!" And you eliminated my pet monkey, Mr. Jingle Marbles! Tahu: Mr. Jingle Marbles? :blink: (There is a pause for three seconds.) Tahu: Ha ha ha ha ha! That's a funny name for a monkey! :lol: I knew that monkey kinda acted like you! :P Makuta: GRRRRRR! I must release my anger! Die, Takua! I know you defeated Mr. Jingle Marbles! Takua: Tahu! Help me! (Tahu put on the most scariest mask of the universe and beyond.) Tahu: Hey, Makuta! Ehh, boogedie-boogedie-boo! Makuta: That won't scare me! Takua: Oh, yeah, Makuta?! Eat light! (A light beam comes out of the Avohkii and hits Makuta.) Makuta: Yeow! That hurts! I will return! Just you wait until in the middle of 2003! (And from that day on, no monkey has ever appeared to bother Tahu when he goes out on his journeys. What will happen next to our favorite Toa of fire?) THE END! Me: Hey, wait! I have to say something! The monkey has never been harmed during the making of this story. Besides, in real live, he's a innocent creature! Tahu: And I sure had a great time during the making of this story! ^_^ Vakama: Next time, Spyro Mythia, put more of me in the story. I didn't get enough attention during Mask of Light! Me: Don't worry, Vakama. Next time I write a story, I'll put you in as Toa Vakama. Vakama: Yee-haw! Eddy: Can Rolf and I tell our readers our secret? Me: Sure! Rolf: Eddy is Eddy in Ed, Edd 'n Eddy and I play as Rolf. I must go to massage Nana's smelly feet. Eddy: I gotta plan my next scam. Me: Well, I hope you enjoyed my story! The cast of TV.AM: See you next time! Bye! Mr: Jingle Marbles: Eek-eek! (Another light beam shoots out of the Avohkii that Takua is still holding.) Mr. Jingle Marbles: Eek! (Mr. Jingle Marbles disappears.) Takua: That ought to shut him up for good. THE END (For real!)!