Episode 20: Twistory, Part 1

Ryo: I’ve been thinking

Robotina: I’ll call the hospital

Ryo: We’ve built combo mechs that combine the strengths of several battle machines, but how about a combo mech that combines all of it’s pilots talents?

Takeshi: Good point

Keiken: Because you guys don’t have any talents

Takeshi: Good point

Keiken: Will you stop doing that!

Takeshi *sniff* If anyone wants me, I’ll be crying in that corner over there

Ryo: Well I’m going to try it anyway, because I’ve never listened to you before and I’m not going to start now

Keiken: Rats

Down in the split between the Mountain...

Devastator: Man, being fired sucks. I can’t even become a coffee machine like R2-D2
*trips over something*

Devastator: Ow! I almost broke my foot on that strangely Robot Reaper shaped stone...Wait a minute..There’s a Robot Reaper behind that stone!

*Climbs aboard Robot Reaper*

Devastator: Now I can start building my own army out of salvaged parts! Mwahahaha...Oh wait, Meca One uses that laugh. How about Mweeheeheehee? Yes that’ll do. Mweeheeheeheehee!

Back at Sentai Fortress

Keiken: Wow

Hikaru: Like totally

Hayato: Shiny...

Iron Drone 1: What do you call your masterpiece Ryo?

Iron Drone2: The Omega Warrior? The Collosus?

Ryo: The Robot Owner

*tumbleweed rolls by*

Ryo: Well at least the tumbleweed likes it

*tumbleweed rolls off bridge*

Ryo: Aww

Hayato: But where do we all sit brother?

Robotina: He’s been watching Mask of Light again *hits Hayato with conveniently placed saucepan*

Hayato: Unity! Duty! Sausages!

Robotina: That’s better

Ryo: Takeshi, you control the left gun arm. 

Takeshi: Is it a non-violent gun-arm

Ryo: Errr...Yeah, sure...the gattlings only shoot flowers

Takeshi: Yes! A non-violent aternative to lasers!

Ryo: Hikaru you control the right gun arm. It’s a couple of precision rifles with built in stereo

Hikaru: All right! Now I can totally drown out the screams of the robots as I blast them!

Ryo: Iron Drones and Robotina you control the mounted turrets. They launch Acid Bombs and grenades

Robotina: Grenades!

Iron Drone 1: Acid!

Iron Drone 2: Yay!

Hayato: What do I control?

Ryo: You have the very important job of standing on top of the BM and waving this flag
*hands over a flag saying “Shoot Me!”*

Hayato: Haha! Flag beats superior weaponry!

Takeshi: Riiiight...

Mecha One: Why do you even bother keeping him?

Keiken: Tax purposes. We keep him employed we don't have to pay tax on the Sentai Fortress. That thing doesn't come cheap you know

Mecha One: I see

On the Robot Side of the Mountain...

Meca One: So, the fools have constructed some sort of Super battle machine. Well I'll rip the idea off them, in true evil villian style!

Robotina: How are you seeing into their base?

Meca One: Loophole. If I can see into dense forests when I obviously have no camera's around I reasoned that I could look into their base as well

Robotina: And how are you going to rip off their idea? All our Pilots are the same

Meca: Fine I'll just have the worker's stick a jumble of random parts together. It'll look pretty similar to what they've done anyway....

Sentai Fortress again. Man, all these scene switches are making me dizzy

Hugh Mann: Look out everyone, the Robots are attacking again

Hayato: :o

Hikaru: But it's like totally a bank holiday!

Takeshi: And we said we'd give it a rest to have some quality time with our families

Hugh Mann: [i]You[/i] said that. And Robots don't have families

Robotina: Ahem!

Hugh Mann: Alright, most robots don't

Keiken: Who are you anyway?

Hayato: :huh:

Hugh Mann: Well seeing as all your Genkis got brainwashed that one time, you decided to hire new generics to help you out. 

Ryo: Quickly everyone! To the Robot Owner!

Hayato: :biggrin:

Takeshi: But we're already there! And why is Hayato speaking in smilies?

Hayato: :fear:

On the Tenchi Bridge. Yes [i]another[/i] scene switch

Devastator: Fear the provoked wrath of my undead Steel Drones!

Takeshi: They're like Iron Drones, only completely silver!

Hayato: :unsure:

Ryo: And what the heck is Devastator controlling?

Devastator: You like it? I call it the Vengeance Maker. It's parts from all kinds of battle machines that got scrapped down there, like Striking Venom V, the Thunder Fury 2.0 and the Grand Stealth Super Uplink Hunter Nova Titan Walker!!!

Ryo: Robot Owner, to battle!

Takeshi: Ryo, you're the one piloting this thing

Ryo: I knew that...

Hayato: :spinsmile:

Hikaru: That's just weird.

Takeshi: Eat Geraniums Devastator!

Hikaru: Those are missiles

Takeshi: Noooo! You lied Ryo, you lied!

Ryo: Relax, there's no way his machine can survive those missiles

*missiles go completely off course*

Ryo: Fiddlesticks

At the bottom of Sentai Mountain

Salesman 1: Are you sure it's a good idea setting up this petrol station at the bottom of a mountain that's at war?

Salesman 2: Sure. Our cousin's made a killing here

Salesman 1: But isn't it a little risky?

Salesman 2: Nah, the batteries in their [s]light bricks[/s] power cores will run out sooner or later and then they'll have to depend on petrol. And besides, what could happen at the bottom of the mountain
*strange whistling sound fills the air*

Back at the battle

Devastator: Har har! Now that your attack has failed it's my turn. And my missiles have homing devices!

*Large letter 'S' slices off weapon arm*

Devastator: Dang

Ryo: That 'S' looks like it came from a generic petrol station...

Hikaru: A petrol station? Here? That's like totally insane!

Devastator: I'm not beaten yet! I still have my overly large Poke-a-matic 3000! Yah!

Ryo: He hit us! What did we lose!

Robotina: Hayato

Ryo: That's all right then

Hayato: :dazed:

Iron Drone 1: Robot forces coming over the bridge

Iron Drone 2: Hey it's Dad

Meca One: Fear my Raging Sonic Thunder Fire Fury Vulture Phantom!

Devastator: No you don't! I was here first

Meca One: But I fired you, you're not allowed to have an army

Devastator: We'll see about that! Steel Drones attack!

Meca One: Wow, those guys are tough. I'll rip off their design and use them in my Claw Crushers

Devastator: You fiend!

*hits Meca One with Poke-a-matic*

Meca One: Ow

*Head pops open*

Meca One: Excuse me. That's Devastator's running gag

*head puts itself back together*

Meca One: That's better

Devastator: Take this!

Meca One: You fool! Your poke-a-matic has pierced the Raging Sonic Thunder Fire Fury Vulture Phantom's triple strength power core! Now if some sort of long thin object, like flagpole held by a complete moron, were to whack it repeatedly, it could cause some sort of explosion capable of ripping mountains in two!

Devastator: But the mountains already ripped in two?

Meca One: Then who knows what could-Hey what are you doing

Hayato: Fear my flaggy awsomesauce!

Meca One: Devastator! Stop him!

Devastator: I can't! He gets a defense modifier for being a small target

Meca One: Noooo! He's repeatedly hitting the power core with a long thin object!

*Large SFX explosion that probably cost half the budget of this entire episode*

Ryo: That was cool... I mean, Oh no! What happened!

Takeshi: The Mountain seems fine...But I don't remember having wood panelling on Sentai fortress...

Robotina: I don't remember Spiderman existing here either

Spiderman: Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a Spider can...

Hikaru: What's his web holding on to?

Spiderman: Aaaaahhhhh!

Hikaru: I guess that means nothing...

Ryo: ZOMG guys! When the Raging Sonic Thunder Fire Fury Vulture Phantom exploded it must have ripped apart reality instead of the Mountain

Iron Drone 1: Well that blows

Iron Drone 2: Indeed

Meca One: Quickly Robots, back to our side to re-group, we need a new plan. After all, if they got the Viking Fortress, then we got Fafnir. A giant, fortress attacking dragon has got to be an advantage when attacking Sentai [i]Fortress[/i]

Devastator: Can I come?

Meca One: Sure. Bring your undead army

Ryo: You do relise we can hear your plans

Meca One: Whatever...

Robot Side of the Mountain

Meca One: So Devastator, who do we now have in our army

Devastator: Well asides the usual Iron Drones and such, we have General Grievous and his Battle Droids, the Green Goblin, Fafnir, Nidhogg and Ofnir, Fenris, Millenium Slizer and his cronies Flare, Spark and Blaster, the Aquasharks, Boss Roborider and the Spyrians

Meca One: No Daleks?

Devastator: 'Fraid not. It seems we're only getting characters that have been made by Lego

Meca One: What about the Bionicle then?

Devastator: They've had their screentime already

Meca One: Probably beats whatever the Humans have. This reality warp rocks

Sentai Fortress

Takeshi: This reality warp reeks. Half Sentai Fortress is now made of wood, Hayato has stolen the Jedi's lightsabers, Spidermans broken both his arms, the Slizers are rusting over, the Aquanauts are useless out of water and don't get me started on the Vikings!

Viking Chief: It's not our fault we argue all the time. We only have angry faces!

Takeshi: We are so totally dead

Fire Slizer: Fear the power of Fire!

*arm falls off*

Fire Slizer: Dangit! City, you put on too much oil!

Ryo: How on earth are we supposed to beat the robots now?

Mysterious voice: Who said anything about 'On Earth'

Keiken: No, it couldn't be...

Mysterious Voice: It is, old guy. It's all the old Lego themes that had something to do with space. Life On Mars, Blacktron, Space Police, Exploriens...

Space Police Agent: You want to know how to win this fight? 

Explorien: With ridiculously oversized weaponry!

CAN EXO-FORCE AND THEIR PRE-DECESSORS DEFEAT THE ROBOTS? WILL THE VIKINGS LEARN TO WORK AS A TEAM? WILL THE SLIZERS EVER GET THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF OIL? HOW WILL THE ROBOTS FARE WITH ALL THEIR NEW FRIENDS? DON'T ASK ME I'M ONLY WRITING THIS EPISODE!