Want to know who much Smack is being served in you kneck of the woods? Then try the new SMACK-TRON, from Luco. Just hold the SMACK-TRON Needle up to the offendor and look at the gauge! __________________| V ___AA___ __/________\___ | |\ | SMACK - TRON | | |_____3_4_5_____| | |___2_______6___| | |_1_____O_____7_| | |_______________| | \________________\| _______________ | | | SMACK - TRON | |_____3_4_5_____| Lite |___2_______6___| |_1__---O_____7_| |_______________| _______________ | | | SMACK - TRON | |_____3_4_5_____| |___2_______6___| More than Lite. |_1__'--O_____7_| |_______________| _______________ | | | SMACK - TRON | |_____3_4_5_____| Semi-Med. |___2__\____6___| |_1_____O_____7_| |_______________| _______________ | | | SMACK - TRON | |_____3_4_5_____| Med. |___2___|___6___| |_1_____O_____7_| |_______________| _______________ | | | SMACK - TRON | |_____3_4_5_____| Is it getting hot in here? |___2____/__6___| |_1_____O_____7_| |_______________| _______________ | | | SMACK - TRON | |_____3_4_5_____| Burning |___2_______6___| |_1_____O--'__7_| |_______________| _______________ | | | SMACK - TRON | |_____3_4_5_____| AHHHHHH! |___2_______6___| |_1_____O---__7_| |_______________| So enjoy, and avoid, with your new SMACK-TRON!