Day 1 (Tulip & Big Red Heart)
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Day 2 (Kite & Dark Red Heart)

Love is a Kite
High & Strong
I Lifts you (Opps didn't catch that at the time)
Flips you,
Displays it's colors proudly...

It even crashes from time to time
Some ppl (Charlie Brown) can't get it up
Yet others can never cum down
from the heavens
Lasting hours & hours on a gentle Breeze

A kite is better than an angel
for it does not have to flap to stay aloft
ALl that is required to keep it a float
A loving touch
A gentle hand to guide it
A warm feeling to share on cold spring afternoons

An Angel's halo always shines never sharing always glaring
A kite lights up a smile all the time
always sharing never glaring

An Angel is nude covered w/clouds
A kite lets it all hang out in the wind
It is pure love for without an owner
It would be blown away
Or worse yet it could drown in the sea
Maybe Charlie's Tree

Needless to say I would rather be a kite than an Angel
Angels are always pure
A kite can be painted
It can be torn
It can be stored on earth
An Angel is always in heaven
Yearning to be on Earth
While as a KIte I could share Heaven & Earth

As an Angel Can Never Truly have you
I would rather be a torn, Tree Eaten, Hippy Kite
Thrown in the basement some late night
Than to have never flown as High 
As High as you make me feel...
Unreal
Surreal Such Zeal

Every cloud has a silver lining
Every day a new beginning
Every night a new way of winning (us over)
Every Hour I am Yearning
Every Second a smile shining
All to be close to you to hold you so close
& Fly ever so high

Why not take my torn, tree eaten, hippy kite butt out of the basement and Join me in the heavens for I am ready to fly again, ready to soar so high above the world

Day 3 (Sponge Bob & Gardeners Heart)

~ Menu  ~
Crabie Pattie					$2.50
Crabie Pattie w/Cheese			$5.50
Crabie Combo Pattie			$8.99

Secret Recipe		  You can't afford it!

     Friday Night Special

2 Buns, 8 Oz Thick Meat, Cheese extra Mayo slow cooked on the front burner to perfect moist completion - Prepared just right
						$9.99

Going Jellyfishing			Cost of Net
					         +
					Electruction
					        +
					Cost of Dr. Visit
= Ouch

Pineapple HOuse		25 Yrs of Mortage Payments
					       +
				Indentured Servitude

Living in a ^Place Called^ ^Home^ Bikini Bottom - Priceless

Getting your way all the time	- Priceless Fun

Day 4 (Skeleton & Golf/Goofy Golf)

There is more to lose in life, than to gain in death

Golf is ment to both calm you and work on your paitence...personally
YFOOG ELTTIL A ENIM EKIL I

Day 5 (Woodstock)
Woodstock - from New Yorkian Hippie Language
"Means Free Love, Nude, Music Lover"
Thank god He is covered in Feathers

Species - Cartoonius Sidekickamus
Height - 4 Inches
Life Expectancy - 37 Years
Best \when\ mates for life

Behavior
- Domesticated
Calm, Smart, Awkwardly Flighty

Diet - Ice Cream, Footlong Hot Dogs, Pomme Frites w/Extra Mayo
Income - 4 Worms Per Day
Dialect - Fluent in Chicken Scratch

Habitat
- Backyard Trees
- Dog House
- Hearts of Millions

Occupation - Secretary, Caddie, Jeopardy Champ

Day 6 (Scary Moonlight)
Life is like a full moon
Crazy & BRIGHT
It sometimes shines down on you
And yet other times it seems to be CRAZY Cloudy
Yet in the end there is always still a Full Moon

Like a full moon life can be scary
Some are scared of rats, spiders, snakes, bats ^ even frogs
I laugh at those people for those are all life?

It isn't like the snake crawled up your leg or anything

OKAY I lied sometimes those can be scary
Just like life, But like the full moon, It   eventually passes

Then it is a NEW DAY

Then you realize that ^ the ^ frog isn't Scary (But the rest are for the birds)

Maybe the frog can be your new best friend Kermit or something?

Oh I know name it Taj (Van Wilder)
(Maybe he can turn into the prince of passion) 

Day 7 (LIttle People in Race Cars & Dragon + Random Thoughts)

To my dread I happen upon inside my head
Little People Racing
Tracing through every memory
Dashing to and fro
Typing my hair in a bow
They are losing control
I am afraid that a tire is going to blow
For soon
Inside my head will be a memory I know longer Dread

To my grandmother who is...
...a little shorter than me...
...some one who can be looked up too...
...someone with very little memory left
...a person to Never have a little heart...
...LOVED

Sometimes a firebreathing Dragon can be good...It can clear away excess brush...it can warm you...

Of course he can always carry you off or slowly devour you alive...
or even gobble you up with one bite...
Either way dragons will stay in your hearts and stories

Random Thoughts...
Sometimes having elf feet...can be a treat (Think about it hard it will cum to you)

The sun may not be the hotest star
But it is soooooo...much closer
And definetly warms us up so much better.
Nerds are not just weet pink candy they are ppl with the biggest since orgasn
A nerd can take a book and turn it inot a story

There is ONLY one Word
It is hard to explain any other way
A word that is many
It isn't Love cause that takes 2
It isn't happenis cause that is shared
It can't be the word shared cause then it is owned by two
Without a doubt the word that says the most is......................

COMPLETE

Day 8 (Alien Neighbors)
Text Not Available (Sorry one time thing only)

Not sure what order they go in from here...trying to shoot from the hip

Day 9 (Bright Smile)
Back in the day Granny used to pinch my cheeks to make them Glow
In the end it brought out this brightest smile...
Press my cheeks watch us Share a smile

Day 10 (Vacation)
Need I say more?

Day 11 (Laundry Monster)
It is suppose to be the drier sorry the color is off - Lego doesn't have whatever color from the 70's they used sorry not my best creation

I will take your huddled laundry piles
I will take your stinky socks
I will even warm your towels for $2 more
I will steal your money
I will not care about wether you call maintenance - I WILL NOT BE FIXED
I will not care if your best cloths re all wet
I do not care about any Energy Star
But alas I am older than all of you I have outlived most
And I will sleep on my post better knowing that you can't do anything About it!

SAID THE DRIER forever more
-GOD I hate that thing!!!

Day 12 (Dinner)
Mandatory Directions
If you are reading this, this means you!
Required ingredients
- table
- chairs 1 or more or floor
- Dinner for 1 or 2 or Foor
- (Opps dropped m line of thought)
- "good dishes"
- "good glasses"

- 1x rose any type
 (Drawn on paper, bought from the heart, maybe the supermart, you get the drift, the more creative the better)
- 1x any kind of dessert
- 2x Company doesn't matter if it is grandma, cat, or snoopy
- Dish Soap
- Towel
- Even better take turns with reading a book, if you curl up with snoopy, be sure to make him read the "blank pages"...lol

Directions
- Set table add plates, napkins, glasses anything as long as it is fancy, evenfi plastic fancy
- Prepare the meal together - make sure not to add feathers...
- Now comes the hard part
- Get you portions, then swap with the other...
unless its "dog" food birdseed or cat food you get the drift
- Now decide which one had the better half
- share the desert for you don't want to get too sweet...it is better to share...than to be spoiled...sometimes...
- The rest is up to your imagination
But don't you dare forget to care

Optional Ingredients
- Desperate Housewives? Grey's? perhaps a comedy NLP's Animal House? a classic Horse Feathers? Maybe a Drama Sixth Sense?
Maybe action Die Hard, Maybe Romance Pebble & the Penguin? Story of Us? Maybe just Terminal? So many to choose from...need one...just ask...to borrow that is
- TV Shows
Opps, almost forgot the dishes
First things first I know you have a dishwasher that is fine, but how about for a change washing by hand talking to your favorite person...oh don't forget the washcloth

Day 13 (Bird)
Sometimes Life is for the birds
Sometimes Life is for the bees
Aren't you glad the Tree of Life accommodates both!!

Dinner - Idaho Tacos?

Day 14 (War What is it Good For?)

Day 15 (Life Magic)
Magic is pulling a frog out of hat when you expect a rabbit
Magic is making roses appear out of thin air...opps they are dead :'(
Yeah life's magic takes it's own directions

Day 16 (Knight in Shining Honor)
Knights in shining Armor are sometimes riding Painted horses
Knights in Shining Armor sometimes are armed with Flowers
Knight in Shining Armor are best armed with words of honor

Day 17 (Birthday Present not for Me)
What a nice package...
I wunder what toy, trinket or nicknack
It doesn't tick that is a good thing
It doesn't seem soft, rather hard & firm yet gives a little
It is excitement in a box it is a treasure not yet found
What could it be what can it be?
IT is a big package, nice bow
Very well thought out....hmmmm
Wunder what it is all about!!!!!
It doesn't really rattle - other than my brain
ARGH - I so want to open it up & peek inside...
This is me changed (ment to put chained) to a wall food a breath away!!!
WHAT CAN IT BE?

Alas I will never know for it isn't for me...
Oh drat...what a bad birthday gift it is for somebody else
Alas I hate Waiting

Day 18 (A Tale of Two Princesses & Heart in the Minds Eye)
Still on board go read it yourself

Day 19 (Duplo Dragon)
Still on board go read it yourself