Roxi Contin Mecha-
designation: free agent, Blocker-focus

given her piratical-themed mech, this mercernary rollermecha pilot was rumored to have
fought for the northern Surly Girlies team in the past and since then has not reconfigured
her robot.

she is a highly specialized blocker, capable of dealing heavy punishment thanks to her dual-
hau shielding system, and able to keep up with the fastest of packs due to a pair of 
random-technobabble-enhanced booster pods attatched to her shoulders. these work
off the energy created by people all over the world attempting to make something sound
impressive and complicated by stringing together a few, multisyllabic sciencey words. any
time someone describes their new can opener as "charged by quantum ribosomal substrata,"
her boosters gain a slight charge, and thus are able to operate with almost no down time
for lengthy Jargon Reinstallments.

in order to stop the slickest of jammers or to knock the toughest blockers down a few pegs,
she can compact herself into a roughly spherical shape and careen around the track in what
has been dubbed by the announcers "The Cannonball Run." she effectively powers down
the rest of her mech and supplies all energy to her Hau to create a nigh-invulnerable 
stabilization field to keep her in orb form and deal out nasty knocks, her boosters to keep
her going in the right direction, and her specially designed gyroscopic cockpit to keep herself
upright while the mech is spinning like a six-year-old in a newly greased office chair. a few
sources have traded rumors that she and Iron Curtain pilot Bolshe Vixen have been 
conspiring to test this "Cannonball Run" with a powerful kickstart from Bolshe's most
powerful mallet, the "Stalingrad Special." if this were to occur, unknown amounts of
mayhem and good entertainment would be unleashed.

as if this weren't enough, Roxi also sports double Chromium-Anodized Pyroxene Alloy 
cutlasses (+5 Kw charge to the boosters) that can be charged with electricity to deliver
nasty hits to the opposing team.