Lagola Hordika
and the notes upon them

You get bit by one of them spider-types, you might turn into one of these. All the fun of being a Lagola... without being a real Lagola.

No guarantees, though. Chances are greater you'll turn into one of those other icky sorts of Hordika where you lose your mind.

The question remains: who was this poor putz who got mutated in the first place?...