Spider Folly ============ (A sinister moralistic tale inspired by several short stories in the HP Lovecraft genre.) As the road steepens, the four teenage friends - Tom, Barbera, Janet and Brad - decide to continue on foot ... (Brad has very distinctive bushy hair, Janet carries a camera) 1) Janet: "Oh Brad! You've squashed a spider" Brad: "So what? Nasty big hairy things! Shouldn't be allowed!" 2) Brad: "Time to go swimming you brute!" 3) Brad: "Yuck! They're everywhere!" Barbera: "I think they heard the first one scream" 4) Brad: [sings] "Stomping spiders! Oh what fun!" Janet: "Brad! No!" 5) Brad: [sings] "Squashing spiders! Oh what fun!" Janet: "Brad! NO!!" 6) Janet: "Look! Spider Folly" Barbera: "What's a folly?" Tom: "A building in the form of a castle, temple, or such like, built to satisfy a fancy or conceit, often built initially as a ruin" 7) Brad: "Boring! It's shut" 8) Janet: "Pass the cakes please Tom" 9) Brad: "Come on Janet! Let's explore" 10) Janet: "No Brad! ... Brad! I said NO!!" 11) Brad: [muttering] "Girls! No fun at all!" 12) Brad: "More!" 13) Brad: [sings] "Smouldering spiders! Oh what fun!" 14) Brad: "Look at me!" Janet: "Brad! NO! Come down at once" Brad: [mutters] "Shan't" A piercing scream ... 15) Janet: "Brad? Brad!" 16) Janet: "NO!!! It's Brad!" [swoons] 1st Spider: "So what? Nasty big hairy things! Shouldn't be allowed!" 2nd Spider: "I think they heard the first one scream!" The End (in more ways than one)