random ass headcanons that I have based solely on vibes:
- Will has a very subtle addition to masturbation and porn. “He hates porn he’s a little empathetic baby mimi” first of all, unless the porn people are killers, I think he should be fine since he doesn’t empathize with anyone except killers and those he projects on lol. Idk okay? My man exudes cis male who watches weird shit and jacks off to try and get out of his mind. His porn search history is probably kinky af. But also very heteronormative because come onnn, he needs to relax, not have more compulsive thoughts about how perverse he thinks he is lol.
- Hannibal occasionally goes to bdsm clubs. And he might take a collared date (pre-canon ofc).
- Hannibal never thought he’d get married but in his mind, if he were to, it’d be a woman exactly like Bedelia, and they’d have a very open relationship, go to swing houses, have all sorts of indulgent and kinky stuff. He wouldn’t be passionately in love but they would be each other’s loyal companion and would have cultured and kinky fun.
- Same for Will, but he never imagined Molly, to him, if he ever got the miracle of marriage it would be some veeeeery conventionally attractive girl, who looks younger than him, is a kindergarten teacher or a nurse or some shit. Also not passionate but tons of sex. Maybe some home videos. They’d fuck late at night on the couch with a lifetime movie in the back.
- Hannibal does likes animals but hates feeling tethered physically but also emotionally because pets need you and die, and H avoids connection out of fear so I think that’s why he never considered a pet.
- Hannibal has had many twinks.
- Will likes to fuck women doggy. Vibes: struggling with his sexuality and not having to look at their faces makes it easier.
- Will would like to fuck H missionary.
- Will would cum from giving H head for the first time. Like. The implications, the vibes of it all would just blow him up.
I love realistic theories (those are theories to me, not headcanons because headcanons might go for completely random things just because a fan likes the idea, andvthese are very realistic) that remember that Will, especially, is a cis male in his 40’s.
Will being addicted to self pleasure is something I can easily picture. Alone in that weird bed of his, unable to fall asleep, feeling like crap, his phone’s lights on his face and he just touches himself to some girl getting railed hardcore style. It’s such a scene they’d have on the show if it weren’t for censoring.
The marriage one is also easy to picture. In his safe fantasies, he’d never be in love, but he would picture a brunette with big boobs and a very feminine type of personality, that cliche “written by a man”, “cool girl” type who fucks like a porn star, drinks beer and has a job considered noble. Makes sense for him as someone who believes himself to be bad. A normal, pretty, good girl loving him would be validation for him feeling like he isn’t actually bad. The only problem is that came true is that he’d be a raging alcoholic in this relationship lol. He’d also get weird during sex and she’d feel hurt and scared.