2023-10-02 22:15:58 ¶ ●

In retrospect, who the fuck is Will Graham even?? Like this guy right... He goes to crime scenes and he’s kind of, all in the criminal’s headspace like, ohhh, i shot you as you rushed down the stairs, i shot your wife but the bullet lodged in her spine without instantly killing her and she watched you as u hit rigor mortis this is my design mwahahah, ohhh i hacked your home security give me the call logs... And then he goes to this dystopian sci-fi classroom for baby fbi agents and he’s regaling the whole i shot you story that he has the right to fail you on if you aren’t paying attention!!! Btw!!! And he won’t take questions from students who are giving him infatuated glances anyway… and then he’s asking panicked parents of a victim if they have aspirin, and here, hold the cat if you’re fidgety, yea? Just pls don’t touch the doorknob… And then he’s going home and he sees a stray dog and he endeavors to take him in and you’re like, oh, that’s nice of him, and in the next scene he has SIX OTHER DOGS….. AND he HISSES at one to make him stay down and the dog listens obediently!!!!! And then he’s beefing with a 40 something psychiatrist for a moment, gets night terrors, is pranked ;) into eating some human lung sausage while being flirted with by that 40 something psychiatrist, and then gets traumatised in a blood shower and the episode ends!!!!! And you’re like… What the fuck??? What the fuck is even Will Graham??? What is this man’s life???????