2022-11-10 18:58:03 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

batmanisagatewaydrug:

> what do you think all of this looks like for an average citizen of the Houses. like. God is just some guy to all of us humble readers now but to the majority of House folks he’s still. yknow. he’s God. and over the course of about a year or two he’s put out a call for new saints, prominent members of literally every house died or disappeared, two teenage girls including the Reverend Daughter of the creepy backwoods bone cult ascended to immortality, the older saints died, the sun went out for a second, the entire Sixth House picked up and left (????), God announced that oh, by the by, he actually has a teenage daughter now, don’t worry about it and also he started fucking his way through the entire Cohort because he’s so so sad. what do you do with that last one especially. you get a letter from your friend on the front lines expecting to hear about the hardships of imperial conquest or whatever and instead they’ve written you a lurid description of how they learned firsthand that God does not like foreplay.