blazevillains-deactivated202504:
“hes a 10 but-” hes a 0. and i want to kiss him so bad
augustine the first–saint of patience
blazevillains-deactivated202504:
“hes a 10 but-” hes a 0. and i want to kiss him so bad
my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on
#the tiger…he destroyed his cage… yes… YES…. the tiger is out
‘unreliable narrator’ but it’s ’narrator is deeply in love with the person they are narrating’
blazevillains-deactivated202504:
me and my evil boyfriends call that the polycruel
augustine the first–saint of patience
both of us are ready to cut down the best & worst thing we’ve ever had
can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of
i assume this is a reference to something but choose to believe it is simply a creative exercise that tumblr user spleen9000 is inviting me to participate in. like yes. yes im imagining it
