the locked tomb is so cool because it’s about death magic it’s about religious trauma it’s about lesbianism it’s about the inherent flawed humanity of the concept of god it’s about growing up on a dying planet it’s the most frustratingly slow-burn enemies to lovers fic you’ve ever seen it’s about politics and global warming and capitalism destroying our world it’s like 1,000 pages of excuses to reference memes from 2015 it’s very clearly written by someone who was greatly influenced by homestuck as a teen. it’s also about making the biggest coolest skeleton you can think of and hitting it with a sword.