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Favorite Palamedes moments:

- Failing to catch a keyring Camilla tossed to him from like two feet away. They just hit his hands and fall right on the floor

- Insinuating he’s a better necromancer than Harrowhark assuming this will rouse her from her fainting spell (it works)

- Declining Camilla’s suggestion to stop working with the cleaning product he’s allergic to because he wants to study his own allergic reaction

- Writing a sequel to the mid-tier romance book he’s stuck in purgatory with, on the walls of said purgatory

- Hearing Nona say she doesn’t think redheads are sexy and immediately going. Well that can’t just be Harrow- obviously Harrow thinks redheads are all wildly sexy (and Gideon would be vain enough to agree)

- “Unlike some of us, I’ve never much seen the allure of an evil cougar” a stronger man than I 🫡