September 2021

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f in the chat for cam having to third wheel yet another couple while stuck on the BoE ship (ft. hand!pal, who it amuses me to think has perfect font writing)

Panel 1: In the foreground, the larger figures of Judith and Corona are staring each other down. Judith is a dark-sinned woman in a red military coat with gold trim, and her hair is in braids with gold ribbons twirled into it. She is glaring up at Corona, a large woman with poofy blonde hair and a tanned and freckled face. In the background, Cam is sitting on a crate, watching this with no expression, her arms folded. Next to her Pal as a bone hand is suspended in the air, with a pair of glasses above the hand.
Judith: You should be addicted to shutting the f*ck up.
Corona, smirking: u wanna f*ck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Cam and hand!pal: Watching.

Panel 2: Pal holds up a piece of paper with the words MY GOD THESE BITCHES GAY on it, as he turns to Cam. Without changing her expression or pose, Cam’s (grey) eyes turn to him.

Panel 3: Pal’s sign now says GOOD FOR THEM GOOD FOR THEM. Cam simply nods, her eyes closed serenely.

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“You know I don’t give a damn about the Locked Tomb, right? You know I only care about you.”

Against a greyish misty background, Gideon and Harrow are both dressed in black and facing each other in profile. They are both dark-skinned, and Harrow has black eyes and black hair in which there are white and beige reflections of light, and Gideon has red hair. Harrow has her eyes open with yearning, and Gideon has her eyes closed peacefully, as she kisses the bridge of Harrow’s nose. Neither of them have facepaint on. Waterbubbles are floating off their clothes and forms, as if water is splashing on them. They are situated diagonally to the frame of the art.

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nominating mercymorn for funniest war criminal of the decade