can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of
i assume this is a reference to something but choose to believe it is simply a creative exercise that tumblr user spleen9000 is inviting me to participate in. like yes. yes im imagining it
palamedes wandering off for five minutes and blowing himself up trying to take down a lyctor solo and then harrow and ianthe being left unattended for like 10 minutes and immediately performing a fucking highly experimental brain surgery to undo sainthood is definitely all good material for gideon, corona, and camilla’s incoming joint powerpoint presentation:“Necromancers: Why They Should Not Be Left Alone For Literally Any Period Of Time”
“Self-sacrifice is for cavaliers ONLY”, “necromancers STOP APPROPRIATING CAV CULTURE”
Bestie your genius should not be confined to the tags
I know there are many reasons for Cytherea’s fun summer dive into deicide but personally I like to think Augustine’s stupid cigarette powerplay was a major factor. Like imagine you’ve been dying of lung cancer for 10'000 years and your coworker won’t stop smoking right in front of you, in an enclosed atmosphere. I’d destroy an empire too.
