I see your ‘Gideon Nav Should Have Been At The Club’ and I raise you 'Judith Deuteros Should Have Been At The Club’
Also, while we’re on the subject, Dulcie Septimus should have been at the club. The club should have been fucking wheelchair accessible and she should have been at it.
Ianthe Tridentarius should not have been at the club. She was at the club and she killed the vibes for absolutely everyone.
Naberius Tern on the other hand, should have been at the club. If he’d been wiser, he would have said “I should have stayed home and gone to the club” instead of “I should have stayed home and gotten married”.
Abigail and Magnus were at the club. Specifically at a swingers’ night.
Pyrrha Dve should not have been at the club. It wasn’t good for her. She should have been at the dyke bar.
Mercymorn should have been at the club — it would’ve been good for her! Unfortunately it would have ruined everyone else’s night
silas oktakiseron should have been playing fifa
Jeannemary and Isaac should have been at the after school anime club
Yo! Locked Tomb fans! @timmcosplay and friends put a crazy amount of time into recreating the infamous Soup Scene from Harrow the Ninth for your viewing pleasure, and it premieres in less than an hour on the Tube of You. You should scope it out. It’s a thing of ridiculous beauty.
There is, needless to say, a good deal of fake blood involved.
imagining a modern au with cam, pal, and dulcie where palamedes is like yes this is my wife dulcinea and then camilla walks into the room and plops down like hip-to-hip on the couch between them and pal just leans his head against her shoulder without thinking about it and dulcie starts playing with her hair. at least one of them is already halfway into her lap. and the person very reasonably asks something along the lines of “oh, are you guys poly?” and the three of them are like. no of course not why do you ask.
