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jauntylittlefrillyboy:

jauntylittlefrillyboy:

jauntylittlefrillyboy:

locked tomb modern day au where palamedes writes those 99 cent erotica novels on amazon

A series of comment and tags from responses to this post. the first reads "He's the new Chuck Tingle"ALT
au where palamedes Sextus is chuck tingleALT
the necromancy version of chuck tinglers ALT
med school by morning check tingle by night au palamedes ALT
locked tomb modern day au where Palamedes Sextus is chuck tingleALT
palamedes as chuck tingleALT
palamedes chuck tingle arcALT
au where Palamedes CHUCK TINGLESALT

Camilla edits them mostly to preserve what vestiges of Palamedes’ modesty she can still preserve. He uses the pen name Sex Pal and signs off all his messages and every tweet with “Forever your, SEX PAL”

He calls his fans his Sex Pals and when he hears Camilla say “I wish you wouldn’t call them that” out of the blue it’s a sign that she’s reading his tweets.