celira:

every now and then i remember that the royai shipper teen to campal shipper adult pipeline is a straight line. a pneumatic chute. a catapult. a slam dunk. a battering ram. piledriving our feelings about terminally competent & martially brilliant taciturn women who are unwaveringly & maybe tragically loyal to doofy & dramatic but talented men with unassailable moral cores into the fuckin’ ground

& have totally normal feelings about it

#there are nearly 20 years between these pairings and still my brain is rotating like a lathe about devotion & miserable codependency
#and don’t get me started on how campal as disaster bisexuals add an expansive layer to the archetype that i could only have dreamed of