i know that it has some bad implications but when evil mirror versions of characters are hotter and sluttier than their original counterparts to show that they have no morals and are not to be trusted it’s always kind of funny to me. like. what would you even do if you met your alternate self and they obviously get more pussy than you. how are you supposed to act about that.
*meets my alternate self and they’re more buttoned-up than I am* wait a goddamn minute here…!
i’m at the doomed tragic love story between bad people. i’m at the slapstick sitcom about 10k year old assholes. i’m at the combination
doomed tragic love story between bad people and slapstick sitcom about 10k year old assholes
In the original draft of Gideon, Harrow doesn’t say ‘Oh, I have hurt your heart,’ she says ‘Oh, I have rustled your jimmies.’ She says that purely because that’s what my brain thrust into my hand and I liked the way it sounded. Carl said, ‘You can’t put that in a novel’ and suggested ‘hurt your feelings.’ I compromised and we ended up with ‘hurt your heart.’
