locked tomb characters as tweets from the “make up a guy” (@makeupaguy) twitter page
gideon nav: god damn it this is just another guy that’s a homestuck fan character
harrowhark nonagesimus: guy who forgor ☠️
judith deuteros: guy who has a discomfort food for when they’re feeling a little too good
marta dyas: guy who keeps ruining the mood during homoerotic swordfights by getting seriously injured
ianthe tridentarius: guy who does terrible things just so they can find out if hell is actually real
coronabeth tridentarius: guy whose tits are always out and they’ve got a doctor’s note for having their tits out just in case someone tells them to not have em out
naberius tern: guy that’s 5'8
isaac tettares: guy who has a ton of piercings so if someone wants to eat them they can’t microwave them
jeannemary chatur: guy who got a bunch of very sharp face piercings as a defense mechanism against being kissed
abigail pent: guy who rates halloween costumes by ghost warding capabilties
magnus quinn: guy who’s just a framing device for all these dad jokes I’ve got
palamedes sextus: the forbidden 6th guy
camilla hect: guy who doesn’t know the word for ambidextrous so they call themselves “hand bisexual”
dulcinea septimus: guy who says the word “cough” instead of actually coughing
protesilaus ebdoma: guy who puts little flowers in their hair every day (:
silas octakiseron: guy who wears an old-timey full body bathing suit to a nude beach
colum asht: guy who invents a new way to die
john gaius: guy who refers to war crimes as “military cringe compilations”
commander wake: guy who is the ceo of antifa
alecto the first: guy who’s only 5'15 tall
mercymorn the first: guy who critiques lore inconsistencies under @makeupaguy tweets
cristabel oct: guy who ran up that hill and made a deal with god
augustine the first: guy who wants to join an mlm scheme because they both love men and scheming
alfred quinque: guy who goes to the library and uses a marker to black out all the swear words in books
gideon the first: guy who always introduces themself second and claims to have the same name as you
pyrrha dve: guy who just loves twirling their gay little revolvers
cytherea loveday: guy who uses pictures of themself as reaction images on twitter
loveday heptane: guyf (guy wife)
BONUS tamsyn muir: guy who headcanons jesus as gnc af