theriverbeyond:

hey about your girlfriend…. she left you bread in a drawer. yeah she said you cant leave the room but she wants you to eat so she got you the bread. yeah she thinks she’s taking care of you. no she hasn’t gotten any sleep she is busy exploring a haunted castle without you. there isn’t any butter. no she doesn’t want you to throw yourself on a fence for her she wants you to eat the bread. it’s in the drawer.