poor aroace Camilla “eating breakfast is sexy” Hect probably had to take that erotic poetry class as part of her swordsman’s spire training, right. and i feel like beyond reading and memorizing/reciting erotic poetry (which she does in the least sexy, most deadpan voice possible) there has to be some element of writing it, too, and that’s where she draws the line.
but Palamedes? MORE than willing to do that for her (maybe even a little too willing). only problem? he’s SO terrible at it. but of course he doesn’t realize that. plus Cam would NOT want to proofread it beforehand, so the first time she actually sees it is when she’s standing up in front of the entire class. and then she has to keep a straight face while reading what is quite possibly the Worst Erotic Poetry Ever Written aloud