2022-02-27 15:01:05 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

mayasaura:

> coffeewhiskeysleeprepeat:

> > mayasaura:

> > > ace-and-ranty:

> > > > mayasaura:

> > > > > ace-and-ranty:

> > > > > > Do y’all realise that, for the Cytherea switcharoo to have worked, either:

> > > > > > A) Pal, Cam and Dulcie are too into the Aesthetic of an oldey-time exchange of letters to have ever changed mediums;

> > > > > > B) Dulcie was purposefully sticking to letters to create a safe distance between herself and Pal, considering Dulcinea, unlike other Sevens we know, it’s not an actual predator;

> > > > > > C) The futurist high-tech expansionist empire doesn’t even have fucking Facetime.

> > > > > Bro, they don’t even have modern photography.

> > > > > Gideon was expecting to find lithographs of Pelleamena in the box Harrow had hidden in the back of her closet, and assumes the photo of the original disciples in the Second’s laboratory was either a lithograph or a polymer photo, both etching techniques used to make stone or metal printing plates of images.

> > > > > Even considering how out of touch the Ninth House is, I’m willing to bet the space empire does not have facetime.

> > > > #for some reason they NEVER developed the techniques for preserving images which is. interesting. #something something control of information something something worth a thousand words #it’s so much easier to justify and forget atrocities when no one back home can see the carnage #the frontlines STAY distant and forgettable

> > > > Friend, these are such, such good notes, and so I hope you’ll enjoy this gif I have been DYING to use.

> > > WHAT??? :O

> > > Thank you

> > But… But… They have titty mags! How in the name of sanity can they have titty mags without photos?

> They have photos, just not modern silver-gelitan photophraphs, or digital photography. They have lithographs and photogravure (polymer photos) instead! Photogravure is essentially like modern photography, in the use of film negatives to capture images, but it’s much slower and more labor intensive.

> It can be used to create high-quality reproductions of images using photosensitive gelatin and acid copperplate etching, like this 1883 photogravure of French author Victor Hugo:

> The etched copper plate works like a printing press, perfect for magazines. The image is infinitely replicable, so long as the printing plate isn’t damaged.

> Lithography is a printing process also using images created by acid etched stone or metal plates, but differs in the printing method. There are lithograph photos, but the process is generally used (at least in our world!) to make art prints.

> I definitely overstated the case in my tags. It’s not really that they NEVER developed a method for preserving images at all, it’s that the photography they do have is so labor intensive that only professional artists with specialized equipment would have access to it. I’m betting that the process to capture the image and create the negatives is similarly 19th century; meaning there would be no quick or casual photography, and few unposed pictures. Posed nudes, yes; battlefield documentaries, probably not so much.

> Please accept this photogravure ~artistic nude~ as apology for my misinformation (“Veil” by Richard McKinney, 1947)

#god damnit does this mean gideon has been making do with CLASSY NUDES ONLY? #pyrrha needs to get her to a hooters stat (via @ianthe-is-a-bitch-and-i-love-her)

this is the first time im doing this in a very long time and it’s because for the life of me i cannot think of anything more gut-busting than gideon at a hooter’s