2022-06-29 20:44:47 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

hyliantomatoes:

> hyliantomatoes:

> > put me in charge of the locked tomb screen adaptation i have Ideas

> it’s ridiculously high budget but the set is designed to look like a stage play from the 80’s. the bone constructs are all massive animatronic puppets à la dark crystal. every meme is recited with gut-wrenching emotional gravity. coronabeth is 6’2 and you can always see her nipples for some reason. harrow is 4’7 and this fact is emphasized by the camera angle skewing downward every time she’s speaking. cam and pal spend the whole first act walking around in ominous gray robes like the twins from the shining. there’s a reoccurring bit where every time gideon returns to the ninth house’s rooms she bumps her head on a new elaborate bone decoration