2022-06-01 10:26:52 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

lockedtombmemes:

> jillothewisp:

> > lockedtombmemes:

> > > *Bob Ross voice* Hi, glad you could join us. Today, I thought we’d do a painting on a black canvas, which I’ve covered here in a thin, even layer of liquid clear, and I thought today maybe we’d paint a little door to the Locked Tomb,

> > now this old Tomb is shut up pretty tight, and that rock is right where it oughta be, not rolled away, and that which was buried - that’s right, it remains insensate with closed eyes and stilled brain. I’ll have them run the colors you’ll need across the screen, let’s have some fun

> happy little shadow cultists

2022-06-01 12:44:32 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

smapis:

> LYCTOR ROUNDTABLE

2022-06-05 15:01:34 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

harrowfaints:

> mousehole5000:

> > they hate to see an intricate and toxic polycule winning

> guys I found god’s tumblr

2022-06-05 16:10:31 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

rosenkranz-does-things:

> Camilla had made a sound, and then pretended it was a cough, and drank a whole glass of water.

> Another quick Nona the Ninth thing because the second excerpt was amazing

2022-06-05 17:18:27 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

wurmeon:

> shhhh let her rest

2022-06-09 10:26:55 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

1ce0asis:

> if nona is amnesiac!gideon in harrowbod does that count as a griddlehark kiss

2022-06-10 8:10:48 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

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corvophobia:

> losing my mind waiting for nona it seems

2022-06-11 15:01:18 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

gideonisms:

> Foods I think harrow should try:

> tortellini with no salt or sauce

> mini naan (harrow sized)

> lentil curry but without the seasonings

> just plain rice after it has cooled to room temp

> green beans but you would probably have to introduce these when she was in a good mood

> those tasteless bean burritos you can get for a dollar at the grocery store (closest thing to nutrient paste)

> Mashed Potatoes the Only food worth eating

2022-06-16 12:17:17 ¶ ●

this might actually be the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life

2022-06-16 13:52:25 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

mercurialreprobate:

2022-06-16 23:03:02 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

mayasaura:

> Hmmm. Comparing Nona’s attitude here

> ALT

> to the Body’s reaction to Harrow trying to sleep with her here….

> ALT

> Well. That’s sure something.

> Images have alt text

2022-06-18 12:44:22 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

qtt-art:

> Your heart, a tomb!

2022-06-19 9:18:25 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

pygmypouter:

> she asked me not to tell you

2022-06-25 17:18:49 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

a-devout-shannonite:

2022-06-26 20:44:30 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

oceanwrath:

> 😉☠️

2022-06-28 18:26:34 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

carys-the-ninth:

> ALT

> The fact that we get more about the non-Dominicus universe from one chapter and a fragment narrated by an amnesiac than we have from the whole of the first two books….

2022-06-28 23:01:54 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

:

> fuck

> i’m just supposed to, what? go to sleep tonight knowing that Nona knows she’s living on borrowed time? i’m just supposed go to work with the knowledge that Nona appreciates being alive with such genuine joy and fervor while a sword of damocles hangs above her head? i’m expected to be productive in society while thinking about how Nona’s birthday isn’t just some cute thing but rather a celebration in the face of certain death? am i supposed to not be thinking about how Harrow/Gideon and Nona can’t all live without one dying?

2022-06-29 17:19:00 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

wifegideonnav:

> happy pride to girls who didn’t know that women could be nice to you, inscrutable polycules, straight people in forbidden marriages, body snatchers who kiss their own reflections, poets obsessed with long-dead warriors, predatory cougars, lesbians who are in fact the problem, and girls who are in love with a corpse

2022-06-29 20:44:47 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

hyliantomatoes:

> hyliantomatoes:

> > put me in charge of the locked tomb screen adaptation i have Ideas

> it’s ridiculously high budget but the set is designed to look like a stage play from the 80’s. the bone constructs are all massive animatronic puppets à la dark crystal. every meme is recited with gut-wrenching emotional gravity. coronabeth is 6’2 and you can always see her nipples for some reason. harrow is 4’7 and this fact is emphasized by the camera angle skewing downward every time she’s speaking. cam and pal spend the whole first act walking around in ominous gray robes like the twins from the shining. there’s a reoccurring bit where every time gideon returns to the ninth house’s rooms she bumps her head on a new elaborate bone decoration

2022-06-30 5:52:45 ¶ ● ⬀ ⬈

## GtN as @catcrumb memes

swordrogue:

> Harrow trying to justify the circumstances of her birth by being the best Reverend Daughter:

> Judith at any given moment:

> Palamedes pining over Dulcinea for over a decade without having met her:

> Coronabeth being the worst at pretending to be a necromancer:

> Ianthe noticing Protesilaus is a corpse and saying nothing:

> Naberius at that dinner party (and always):

> Colum getting possessed:

> Silas for the entire book:

> Abigail and Magnus:

> Abigail trying to raise Jeannemary and Isaac:

> Cytherea switching between her roles:

> And finally, Gideon: