I am still in awe of the sheer brass balls ‘excuse me he said no pickles’-ness of cristabel honestly. she (re?)found god in a dude named john with the eyes of edward cullen and the body of a history professor, she immediately bossed him around and told him jesus’ problem was that he didn’t maintain good work/life balance, she asked the pope for a note to say her new buddy/god was chill and not a heretic actually (source: just trust me on this one holy father), she said 'john you are the way and the truth and the life and I am no longer asking here’ and enforced apotheosis at gunpoint… and she was best bros with and inspired eternal devotion in mercy, the prickliest human being to ever live. who is she.
G1deon was really left to fight a whole resurrection beast on his own because everyone else decided to have their Real Housewives of the Mithraeum moment right then
the reason I’m still like this about tlt is that who else in sff right now is writing character interactions like tazmuir. is anyone else giving me horrible goth nun queen evil mastermind x han solo but goofier and a girl and she’s also lesbian jesus? I ask you who else would have written mercymorn. Or pash?? is anyone else giving me women so on purpose irritating and abrasive and putting them ALL in the same room where they can bounce off each other like angry horny little ping pong balls? No they are not. so I’m still here
