if he/him lesbians aren’t real then explain palamedes sextus
if he/him lesbians aren’t real then explain palamedes sextus
just realized that ortus gets thrown head-first into the harrow nova au and simply… plays along?? this grown man finds himself in a new costume opposite the reverend daughter, who is now decidedly dressed as a cavalier, and just decides to roll with it?? “yes, harrow, but my father would kill me!” my guy, none of this is real and you know it.
leave it to ortus to be chucked into a strange alternate universe in harrow’s mind palace and decide “well, i’ve always wanted to do improv!!”
the man died horribly after 30-odd years of miserable bullshit, I’m so glad he got to…. be a kid again, essentially. Play dress-up, perform the world’s most epic swan song to bring his hero to life, be a part of a team with said hero, learn that his lil’ goth cousin actually did appreciate his work, MEMORIZED it actually, like god damn. I love Ortus. I hope he kissed Matthias on the mouth.
they’re lesbians. they have a height difference. they’re married. they’re divorced. they’re orpheus and eurydice and jesus. they’re teenage sweethearts and they’re widowed and they have never even kissed. they are so in love that it reaches across time and space and death all while they don’t even remember the other exists. they’re mega dead and so sad and they’re 201 souls, at least. they’re tit girls. i didn’t say the ship name, but they popped into your head, didn’t they?