January 2024

lesbianjesus-gideonnav:

big fan of the locked tomb’s version of the virgin mary. her first appearance is in a hazmat suit with a gun. her name is nineteen words. god’s nickname for her references evanescence. her niece has blue hair and pronouns and several guns. she stole god’s sperm. after she dies she fights a popular folk hero warrior from pluto. she and her newborn baby fell from space into a cult, a bit like a comet. she was planning to sacrifice the baby to open the locked tomb and start the apocalypse and kill god. she is not a virgin, and is bisexual. her skeleton is farming snow leeks to this day.

natequarter:

When they were settled he said: We got some attention up-front, ’cause people thought we were trying to get media jobs with some excellent deepfakes. They thought we were playing a game or giving people a puzzle, maybe doing some branding. Branding, then? Talk about late-late-stage capitalism, right? How far can consumption as praxis go?

john gaius, about to invent lyctorhood: oh you think consumption as praxis is funny? well i’m about to be hilarious