I am still in awe of the sheer brass balls ‘excuse me he said no pickles’-ness of cristabel honestly. she (re?)found god in a dude named john with the eyes of edward cullen and the body of a history professor, she immediately bossed him around and told him jesus’ problem was that he didn’t maintain good work/life balance, she asked the pope for a note to say her new buddy/god was chill and not a heretic actually (source: just trust me on this one holy father), she said 'john you are the way and the truth and the life and I am no longer asking here’ and enforced apotheosis at gunpoint… and she was best bros with and inspired eternal devotion in mercy, the prickliest human being to ever live. who is she.