jademaomi:

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Bookstore: Jade asks, "Please settle a debate that has ended friendships and taken lives.—"

Tamsyn: [look of consternation]

Bookstore: "—Does Harrow have an ass?"

Tamsyn: [mouth twitches] I didn't know this was a debate. [sighs] I think you've got to search for that answer inside yourselves, um, because any answer I give... is wrong. So let the bloodshed continue, the word of god cannot solve it. Sorry about that one.

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Tamsyn: Those were all incredibly great questions, I hope you appreciate how much I failed to answer any of them, but at least I had fun. Just like to reiterate, thank you so much for being here at the launch. Actually I'd like to un-thank whoever asked the question about "Does Harrow have an ass?" That was Jade. [shakes head] Think on that one. Have a great rest of the night, everyone, and thank you so much.ALT

yeah sex is cool but have you ever asked a question so cursed the author personally dunked on you in front of an entire bookstore of people

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